Kaleon - Creepy Bugcatcher Uncle
Garesh - Creepy Bugcatcher Uncle's BL pal
Jake - Conservative neighbor hippie who can't figure out keyboards and typing
Salsa - Family dog (what a furry)
Qnqnx - Grumpy Grandpa
Vodka - ???
Nergal - Foster kid from lower income family (Crystal's best friend)
Crystal - Sexy older sister (Likes BBC)
Storm - Laid back older bro
Hashmal - Family Doctor
Lapras - ???
Axrest - ???
Anno - Japanese Butler
Tildes - ???
Noel - Kid in the background
Mio - Nice aunt
ъ - Russian computer wiz
Logan - Qnqnx's grumpy buddy
Simon - Jared
Cristoph - Steve Urkel - Did I do that?
What - What
Theo - ???
Thect - Grumpy older brother
fligh/tg/uy - Cool Pilot Uncle
Gen 3 - Autistic Aspie Flanders
Kobo1d - Dad
Cadmus - ???
Plotting Jew Anon - Everyones favorite Uncle
Julio - Cancer victim
Jmex - Distant mexican relative no one knows about
Dual - Guy who keeps saying the same thing over and over and over again
Top - ???