Crocodile Intearior

It was another sweaty day in top lane, the might of Demacia was fighting one of his most persistent foes. Renekton, butcher of the sands. The crafty croc had always been a tough match, and today was no exception. It didn't help he had a raging erection from overhearing Lux's sweaty romp with Shyvana pre-match. His mind sliding over to his sister and the admittedly pretty half-dragon, it was no surprise that he quickly found the croc on him from behind, taking advantage of his preoccupation. Noticing the Demacian's mighty blade, Renekton grabbed it, pulling him through his pants.
Caught off guard, Garen could only let it happen, the stimulus overwhelming him. Sensing weakness, Renekton pressed himself against Garen, an uncharacteristic moan coming from the strong Demacian's mouth. His mind was a mess, he kept trying to think of things to give him fortitude, like Katarina, but then it turned into Katarina tying him up, and pegging. Protecting Lux, but then it turned into Lux's feet and pegging. His eyes rolled into the back of his head as he felt himself reach his peak, immediately dirtying the front of his pants, taking notice Renekton took his chance to shove it all the way into Garen, quickly splitting him in half with his blade.

"FIRST BLOOD" was announced across the rift, as Skarner remarked from the Jungle "wtf report top just stand there and died"