massage

>Day 210 in Equestria
>you've settled in, got a house
>got a job as a masseuse
>magic fingers, baby!
>Aloe and Vera pay well enough
>today, Rarity walks in for her weekly treat
>no Fluttershy?
>oh well
>you're working her shoulders and she moans every so often.
>"Ah! L-lower please!"
>you go lower
>she coils her tail around your arm
as you reach her flank
>"Nnn, ah yes!"
>you stop
>"where's the happy ending, Mr masseuse?"
>wat
wat.
>"Oh, surely Anon, you MUST have been eagerly awaiting my appointment..."
>oh god, here it comes
>"Let's forget about my relaxation... and get to calming YOUR nerves, hmm?"
>fuck this shit
>you bolt out of the door
>"Come back, darling!"
>you pass your employers
>hear them mutter
>"...I don't think we'll get those extra bits now..."
Fucking Rarity