Oh shit, get your Kindles ready

It's about to go down

Everybody in the place hit the fucking lamp

But stay on your motherfucking toes

We running this, let's go


I wrote a book, I wrote a book

Everybody look at me

'Cause I wrote this fuckin' book

I wrote a book, I wrote a book

Take a good hard look

At the motherfucking book


I wrote a book motherfucker, take a look at me

Straight' flippin' through a book on pages 2 and 3

Words in my face, shit got me sinker line and hook

You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I wrote a book


Take a picture, trick, I wrote a book bitch

I'll be rollin' in my dough 'cause I'll be rich

My pen got a feather from a blue jay

Ay bay bay

Hemingway ain't got shit on my way, okay


I'm swimmin' in my money, doing flips and shit

'cause I got the style, the prose and the wit

I'm livin' in Me-World, shit's as real as it gets

I wrote a book motherfucker, don't you ever forget


 I wrote a book and don't you judge it by its cover

'cause this shit reads like Dr. Seuss went undercover

My tree-felling paper spree beats Asians' origami

I guarantee you'll agree I'm the word emcee, G

'cause I wrote a fuckin' book

For the bourgeoisie


I fuck squids and use their ink, motherfucker!

I fuck Rowling with my dink, motherfucker!

I'm in libraries making noise, motherfucker!

I say, go index my boys, motherfucker!


Hey, ma, if you could see me rhyme

Wait you can 'cause my face in the NY Times

I'm in my prime, I rhyme so sublime

I'm running short on time, here's the last few lines


Yeah, never thought I'd write a book

Verses runnin' like a brook, take a fuckin' look

Shakespeare look at me, flippin' through pages

Hold onto your wee, this book got 10 stages

Yeah we can read, fuck you Dark Ages

Believe me it was smelly when I fucked Mary Shelley


I wrote a book, I wrote a book

Everybody look at me

'Cause I wrote this fuckin' book

I wrote a book, I wrote a book


[end.]
//all credit goes to 'Superstar'