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be robot
go up innamountains to stat in a cabin with a couple of buddies
fuck you, being a robot doesn't mean you can't have friends
decide to go for a walk after dinner
make some yellow snow after the beers you downed
notice some movement ahead of you
probably one of your buddies out for a walk too
hold on
none of your buddies look like a frosty asian chick
all of a sudden, the crazy bitch launches a fuckton of icicles at you
fuckfuckfuck, book it out of here
you make a mad rush for the house while playing IRL touhou
fuck you adult Cirno, what the hell did I do to you?
feel something poke into you
shit, she got me
look down and see an icile jammed into your leg
huh, there's no blood
no pain either
in your pause for curiosity, several more icicles strike your back, making you look like some sonic reject
you pull out the icicle from your leg and look it over
the crazy broad arrives and looks at you with a confused expression
<How come you're still able to move? This isn't going like planned. My icicles were supoosed to make you freeze up in loneliness and emptiness. Then I bring you home for cuddles to warm your heart. What gives?
you burst out in laughter
how can your freeze the heart of a man who's heart has long been frozen over
she hangs her head and look down in dissapointment
aw fuck, don't go putting on the water works
damnit, she's crying now
you sigh and pat her head
nice try though, you still wanna cuddle or something?
she tackles you and starts planting kisses all over your face
you leave a note for your buddies that you'll be back later and head off with her
and that's how you met your girlfriend
I was fucked.
Freak snowstorm hit me as I was tracking a buck.
Nothing on the forecast for this.
I'm three miles from my truck, another fifteen from the highway I turned off on.
Snow is coming down so hard I have to constantly check my GPS.
And now hail is adding to the mix.
Made a mile in an hour before I decided fuck it.
Found a small cave that didn't look like a bear den and headed in.
Set my pack down and began to dig into it.
Mumble a thank you to my dad for always making sure I had four days of food and a small camp stove in my gear.
<"Hello."
Spin around, graced by a beautiful woman with blueish tinged skin and traditional Japanese style summer clothing.
<"My my my."
She started walking closer.
<"I would have never thought my prey would run to my den."
She was a foot away from me. Leaning down to look at me kneeling over my bag.
Holy shit those tits were staying contained by her clothes, but only just.
She tackled me, forcing us both to the ground.
Her hand produced an icicle about a foot long with a point that could slip into chainmail.
Got stabbed through the chest.
Scream, expecting pain but I felt nothing.
Litterally nothing.
I felt alone, cold and scared.
The only places I wasn't freezing, was where she was contacting me.
A gentle warmth, only where she was made the rest of my body feel even worse.
She proceeded to grab my head in both hands and pulled me into a kiss.
The cold began to edge away, the loneliness faded.
And my world was solely focused on the bombshell paradox of hot and cold that was currently fighting my tongue and checking if I had my tonsils removed.
I grabbed her, pulling her body as close to mine as possible.
Her giggles motivated me to push further.
I managed to slip her breasts out. Once faced with those bountiful boobs, I had no other target.
Pulled away from the kiss, seeing a disappointed look on her face for a moment before I positioned myself.
Her cries and gasps as I mauled her chest with hands and mouth and tongue, continuously rose in intensity and volume.
<"More!"
And I obliged, upping the groping.
It was when I nibbled and flicked her left nipple that she came.
And explosion of ice crystals emanated from us.
The cave's temp must have dropped to below zero with how thick the ice on the walls was.
But we didn't feel any of the chill.
We were a cuddle pile of intense yet comfortable heat.
<"Your turn, husband."
really harsh blizzard
don't even know where the fuck I am
seek shelter while waiting for it to end
find a cave
after a while a woman just casually walks in, glances over me then does a double take
instantly gets the creepiest fucking smile and puts her hand in her sleeve
before I can say anything she takes an icicle out
'I wonder what she's- '
bitch fucking tries to stab me with it
keeps aiming for my torso, doesn't even look up at my face
barely manage to dodge
'holy shit this chick wants to fucking murder me'
'this psycho is going to kill me in this cave and leave my body to rot in the snow while the blizzard keeps witnesses away'
'I need to knock her out at least, women are weak so a punch would work, right?'
sidestep to the left and charge from her right, so she can't stab my heart
she stabs me right in the lung and tries to say something
twist my body and give her the strongest punch I can straight in the face
a bit of a dark red, almost purple blood flies out of her mouth, she probably bit her tongue
she falls down with a loud thud
cunt deserved that after hurting… me?
look down
no wound
I pull out the icicle and it just sorts of passes through everything, leaving no damage
it doesn't even hurt, it just feels kind of… lonely?
the barely audible sobbing turns into a loud crying
you look at her soft curled up body on the ground
'damn, I bet she feels good to hug'
she's crying, saying something about being a failure that can't even be hugged after stabbing a guy and wiping her nose on her weeb clothes
try to apologize and pat her head
she grabs onto me and keeps crying and snotting on my coat while blabbering something unintelligible
spend the next hour trying to comfort her
I just wanted to go home and play vidya
be tsurara
see wild anon hunting in snowfields
decide to try my luck
he looks back at me a couple of times, almost sees me
chase him for about an hour
the snowfall gets heavier and he enters a cave
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELF
sneak into the cave
he's standing with his back to me, looking at something in the wall
take an icicle
aim right at his cute little head
he ducks to the ground just as I throw it, the icicle hits the wall and falls to the ground
he then takes it and throws it right into my chest
I feel like shit
my own icicle isn't that effective against me, but that's not to say it's not effective
plus I've been lonely for a long time now
I look up, anon is still there, he hasn't run away for some reason
he looks back at me
then he opens his arms
