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  1. /d/ Six Mafia Evidence and Criminal Records:
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  8. SUBJECT ID: Mister Lightning Bolt
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  10. CRIMINAL ALIAS: [/d/Six Mafia]DJ Lightning Paul
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  12. DESCRIPTION: Founding member of the /d/ Six Mafia. Most violent and dangerous member of the /d/ Six Mafia; known to jump to anger quickly and often gets into fights with the authorities and with haters. Always wears golden grills. Always carries a Glock handgun in his draws. Doesn't dance. Is still getting his dick sucked. DJ Lightning Paul is a dog you do not trust; will likely steal/consume your drugs when you are not looking. Consumes copious amounts of alcohol and "sizzurp", and is known to beat women. He's got the dick so he makes the rules.
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  14. TRAITS: Physically strongest member of the /d/ Six Mafia. His strength increases with every hoe he beats. Cannot be killed as long as his power source remains intact. Can materialize a Glock handgun out of thin air using his mind. His primary source of power is the spinning rims on his truck. The faster his rims spin, the stronger his powers become. If his rims stop spinning, he needs to consume a kilogram of cocaine (a "key") in order to stay fly.
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  16. WANTED FOR: Murder, assault, domestic violence, kidnapping, robbery, possession and distribution of controlled substances, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, not dancing while in the club.
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  22. SUBJECT ID: Qwazabi
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  24. CRIMINAL ALIAS: [/d/Six Mafia]Juicy Zabi
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  26. DESCRIPTION: Founding member of the /d/ Six Mafia. Most skilled and calculated member of the /d/ Six Mafia; usually plans their robberies and illegal activities, but is often high on numerous illicit substances. He's the player that you love to hate. Always wears sunglasses and a large hat of some type. His presence is generally accompanied by a chorus of stomps. Can't say no to "ratchet pussy". Can usually be found posted up in the club with a pocket full of crack.
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  28. TRAITS: Physically and mentally fastest member of the /d/ Six Mafia while sober. Can consume potentially infinite amounts of combined drugs without dying. Can always find marijuana or crack cocaine inside his pockets. Is able to turn any object into a styrofoam cup of purple drank by concentrating on it. Can summon an army of strippers to fight for him by filling his hat with purple drank and $100 bills and throwing it up in the air. His source of power is his pair of shiny black sunglasses. If his sunglasses are destroyed, he will evaporate into a puddle of purple drank and blunts.
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  30. WANTED FOR: Robbery, possession and distribution of controlled substances, distribution of date rape drugs, distribution to persons under 21 years of age, fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud, intent to distribute, conspiracy to commit robbery involving a controlled substance.
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  36. SUBJECT ID: RackJacked
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  38. CRIMINAL ALIAS: [/d/Six Mafia]RackKnicca
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  40. DESCRIPTION:
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  44. WANTED FOR: Rape.
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  50. SUBJECT ID: Good ol' Toffee Peanuts
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  52. CRIMINAL ALIAS: [/d/Six Mafia]Lord Toffemus
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  54. DESCRIPTION: /d/ Six Mafia's self-proclaimed "Lord of Terror". Is widely known for his terrorist activities and his satanic, anti-religious stance. Wanted internationally for his long list of crimes; considered a thread against humanity by NATO. Sometimes goes by the alias "Scarecrow". Often uses chemical and biological weapons in his attacks. Follows many dark occult traditions such as animal worship, sacrifice, and cannibalism. Never speaks, as he swore a dark pact of silence to an evil pagan god in exchange for more powers.
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  56. TRAITS: Lord Toffemus has the largest degree of supernatural power out of anyone in the /d/ Six Mafia. Using his mind, he can summon an army of demons out of the underworld at will. He can also disperse psychological fear toxins out of his skin, and can light anyone on fire just by thinking about it. Is able to create a syringe filled with dangerous chemicals out of any blunt or cigar. Being in the presence of burning crosses strengthens his satanic powers, so he often carries various religious insignias with him that he ignites using fat blunts.
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  58. WANTED FOR: Terrorism, kidnapping, blasphemy, sabotage, arson, murder, hostage taking, animal sacrifice, human sacrifice, bombings, bestiality, sea piracy, espionage, treason, torture, assault, aggravated assault, aircraft hijacking, stealing federal information, chemical terrorism, bio-terrorism, cannibalism, vandalism, firearm distribution, destruction of federal property, identity theft, animal abuse, sexual assault, stalking, child abuse, hate crimes, manslaughter, genocide, extortion, embezzlement, harboring known terrorists, cyber bullying.
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