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- >Day gun control in Equestria.
- >It's a bright and sunny day and warmth and happiness spill through your curtains.
- >You hate it.
- >Take a lighter and set fire to them.
- >That'll teach them to be so lenient with the riff-raff that gets through.
- >Head to the bathroom and perform your morning routine.
- >Dry off and put on some boxers.
- >Hear a knocking at the door.
- >Grumble.
- I swear to Celestia, Fluttershy. If you're wearing candy underwear again...
- >Swing open the door.
- >Your worst fears are realized this day.
- >Fluttershy's wearing a leather (don't ask) vest with a sheriff's badge, a Stetson hat, a bandolier, and some ass-less apple-bottom jeans.
- >You gag from the sight.
- >Oh, and she's got the boots with the spur...
- >Lovely...
- >"H-Hi, Anon... Are c-c-cowp0nies your f-fetish?"
- If they were, don't you think I would've fucked Applejack by now?
- >She looks to the ground dejectedly.
- >"H-Haven't you?"
- >You grin and puff out your chest.
- Well yes, but that's beside the point.
- >She huffs and gathers up her courage.
- >"Well, I can be an even better cowp0ny than her! I even found this thingy."
- >She removes an antique-looking six-shooter from its holster.
- >Oddly, it's designed the same as the ones from Earth.
- >You know, the ones made to be held by HUMAN FUCKING HANDS...
- >She fumbles with the gun between her hooves.
- >"S-Stupid thing... Why is it so heavy? And hard to hold?"
- >FUCK THAT NOISE.
- >Slap that shit out of her hooves.
- >Watch it tumble in slow-motion through the air before clattering down to the ground.
- >Breathe a sigh of relief.
- >"Ouch... W-What was that f-for?"
- You could hurt somep0ny with that thing, Fluttershy.
- >"O-Oh..."
- >She fidgets and rubs the back of her hoof nervously.
- >"I wouldn't mind if you h-hurt me..."
- >She bends over to gives you a clear view of her salivating mare pussy-mouth.
- >Nope.
- >Fuck this gay Equestria.
- >You're done here.
- >Walk over and pick up the gun.
- >Place the end of the barrel to your temple.
- >Stare straight at Fluttershy.
- >And pull the trigger.
- >Wake up.
- >Groggy.
- >Slowly open your eyes.
- >A blurry yellow and white horse are craned over you.
- >How the fuck?
- Where... Where am I?
- >Nurse Redheart speaks up. "You're at the hospital, Anon. Fluttershy brought you here after she revived you."
- >You turn to Fluttershy.
- >She beams at you.
- You... revived me...?
- >She nods.
- How?
- >"CPR."
- >Blink.
- >U wut m8?
- You gave me mouth-to-mouth...?
- >She licks her lips and nods again.
- For a bullet wound to the head?
- >You look incredulously to Nurse Redheart.
- >She eyes her clipboard and shrugs. "It's medically sound to me."
- >Fluttershy flies up to you. "Want to go for round t-two?"
- >Push her out of the way and stand up.
- I'm going home.
- >Nurse Redheart mutters something. "Oh Anon, about that... They say your house burned down earlier today. Something about curtains... I wasn't really paying attention."
- >Fluttershy's wings pop out. "You can st-st-stay with me, Anon."
- >Watch as a puddle of her juices forms beneath her.
- >Fucking curtains...
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