Jackafurs AGDQ

My AGDQ experience.

The Onion Saga

Alright usually I don't do pastebins but so much shit happened I felt like I had to. Also if my grammar and shit is horrible im sorry because I'm basically retarded. I arrived on tuesday the 10th. I roomed with pvtcb, cyberdemon (kind of a big deal), peaches and someone named chad. I dont remember what things happened on exact dates so some of these tales may be out of order. I wont touch on the drama surrounding pvt and cyberdemon but i will say that they definitely arent as bad as every one probably thinks. I'd even go as far to say that cyberdemon is my friend. Any way, the first funny event in my room was with pvt and some shitter named milk. pvt and cyber were supposed to race a toy story game for the ps1. However pvt rage quit about 2 minutes into the run and turned off cyberdemons stream. pvt proceeded to take his pants off and got into bed. At this point cyberdemon and milk started to interrogate pvt. pvt got fed up, ripped the blanket off of him and turned into the fucking incredible fucking hulk. I'm not gonna lie I was kind of scared. pvt proceeded to smack milk in the head (not too hard it was pretty tame) repeatedly. Milk was pretty distraught over this and found one of two whole onions in our room and threw it hard as fuck into pvt's collarbone. pvt fell out of the bed and screamed bloody murder for probably a minute straight.

The Hentai Saga

The night before my run I arrived in my room at about 11pm. In the room was pvt, cyber and 2 other guys (shitters) that I dont know. My run was at roughly 10am so I wanted to catch some sleep. pvt warns me that they are watching "anime" and that I have a wife and probably shouldn't see this. They are watching this on the hotel TV pretty loudly btw. Any way, fast forward to me trying to catch some sleep. There are some various sexual scenes involving incest and some other shenanigans and im begging pvt to turn it off. At various points even cyberdemon tells pvt to turn it off because he's trying to sleep. Peaches enters the room and I think I'm saved. I say something like "peaches fix this shit, please!". To my dismay peaches did not in fact fix this shit and some how fell asleep through all this. What a mad man. They literally watched an entire arc of some fucking weird ass hentai. It finally stopped at around 3am. The next day another issue came up with the room involving payment but was quickly fixed by our room mate chad. Thanks chad. After all of that I was a little fed up with the room situation and started looking for other options. I ran into Goobi, who I met in person for the first time, and basically unloaded all of my troubles on to her in a fit of rage. I felt pretty bad about it later. Sorry about that Goobi. Caerulius offered to buy me dinner but I politely refused. Thanks for the offer, Cae. It actually meant alot to me (lol gay). After the Hentai Saga striker offered his room to me and I got a bed to myeslf. Thanks Jordan. I felt kind of bad leaving the room. I wasnt necessarily mad at pvt or anything but I wasnt gonna pass up a room with only 1 other person in it. Oh yea CFB and JD offered their room to me as well but I ended up with Jordan because his room had less people in it. All in all Jordan, CFB and JD are my heroes. Thanks alot guys. True Bros.

NEO GEO NEO GEO

One day while practicing Metal Slug 3 Uyama came up to me and hung out with me for a little while. After practicing for awhile I heard someone playing windjammers in the practice room. I turned to mike and said "someones playing FUCKING windjammers dude". Apparently mike never really played the game so I stopped every thing and we went to check to see where the windjammers was happening. A guy going by "Unessential" had brought his neo geo and a copy of windjammers. He was nice enough to let me and mike play. We even got some people passing by to play as well. Every one had a fucking blast. Shout outs to Unessential for being nice enough to let random dudes take over his neo geo for awhile. After that me, mike and cyghfer played some magical drop 3 on the neo geo cab in the arcade. Which was a blast cause I usually don't have a lot of people to play with. The sticks on the cab were kind of beat but all in all a good time.

Karaoke

After a pretty rough week I was honestly pretty irritated. That all changed when a bunch of us went out to karaoke. Im probably not gonna remember every one who went but ill do my best to list every one. Something like me, zoast, striker, zoasts crew, grommie, dingus, just defend, Straevaras, Kronic and probably a few others went out for some drinks and karaoke. It was one of those like japanese karaoke room deals. I did a couple of songs but I started off with painkiller by Judas Priest. I fucking nailed it. Ask any one who was there. I was like a hetero sexual rob halford up in that bitch. All in all a great time and basically exactly what I needed to snap me out of my increasing bad mood.

conclusion

that's basically every thing worth noting that happened in a nutshell. It was great seeing all my old friends and making some new ones. I already miss you guys. Special thanks to Jordan, Just Defend, CFB and Overfiend. Hopefully we'll all see each other again soon. Theres probably alot of shit I forgot. I'll probably add in more stuff later.