Clover Tutor Dialogo

BOUNCE
NPC Type: Black
Greeting: As ballers, we intuitively know the first law of bball: what bounces up, must come down. Do you want me to teach this to one of your Pokemon?
\n: Hey that's fine, if ball can't be life then don't bother.
\y: but no money/whatever: 2nd law of bball is I ain't doin this for free
mon can't learn it: Some Pokemon just don't have the verticality to do it. That's OK, I'm sure they are good at other stuff like making avocado spreads or whatever
/after teaching: Alright there you go. Remember that to bounce the ball of life you always have to pick it up first.
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SMART STRIKE

Old Man overworld npc
If you haven't beaten Coldsteel (he'll teach it once): Coldsteel was a former pupil of mine. I taught him the ways of the blade, but unfortunately I could not warm his heart. But you? I see something different in your Pokemon. Maybe my technique can help you beat him. Are you up for it?
If you have (he'll teach it multiple times) :	Coldsteel was a former pupil of mine. I taught him the ways of the blade, but unfortunately I could not warm his heart. But you? You were able to humble him. I will teach you my technique any time.
Y:		Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? Hopefully you find another path to follow.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:		I see. My technique requires decisive action.
After learning move (if you haven't beaten Coldsteel): There you go. Maybe you can thaw the cage of ice my student built around himself.
After learning move (if you have beaten Coldsteel): Come back any time for more lessons.
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TRICK

Tranny or Memer (M)

Initial greeting (y/n): 	I teach BOOMBURST, the gold standard move for power! I'll one of your Pokemon BOOMBURST for the low cost of X. Would you like one of your Pokemon to learn BOOMBURST?
Y:		Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? Do you not want to the ultimate offensive move?
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:		No? Do you not want to the ultimate offensive move?
After learning move:		You got rused! You should have paid attention, loser.
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MAGNET RISE

Scientist NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): 	Magnets? I know how they work. As a top research scientist for the military I found out how to use magnets to temporarily prevent any electrical infetterence, allowing for levitation. Would you like me to demonstrate with one of your Pokemon?
Y:		Alright, which pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? I guess not everyone can harness the power of magnetism.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	No? I guess not everyone can harness the power of magnetism.
After learning move:	If you divulge anything you've heard or seen today to civilians....well don't say I didn't warn you.

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ROOST

female NPC

If you haven't beaten BAVI (she'll teach it once): All birds, no matter how high they fly, must come down eventually. Sometimes, I think BAVI doesn't quite understand this concept. If I teach one of your Pokemon, maybe you can bring her down to roost. Would you like one of your Pokemon to learn ROOST?
If you have (she'll teach it multiple times) : 	BAVI may never join the BANTI side, but at least you clipped her wings. I'll teach you Roost anytime. Would you like one of your Pokemon to learn ROOST?
Y:	Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	No? Who would learn to fly and not also take lessons to learn to land?
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Of course, you first have to fly to be able to land.
After learning move (if you haven't beaten BAVI): BAVI needs to get her head out of the clouds. BANTI
After learning move (if you have beaten BAVI): There you go. Anything for the person who beat the stuffing out of that turkey brained BAVI.

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PAY DAY

Merchant

Initial greeting (y/n): 	A Purim miracle! I have found a way to generate extra shekels from Pokemon battles. 	For a simple down payment of 5000 shekels, you could get started on this as well. You do want in on this secret, right goy?
Y:		Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? The chutzpah on this one!
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Tachlis, I thought you wanted to learn this?
Not enough money: Oy gavalt! That won't do. You need more money than that if you want to start such a lucrative enterprise.
After learning move:	No, I'm not worried about inflation, goy. All money eventually flows through the banks, you see. And those are too big to fail.

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MOP

NPC: Fat
Initial greeting (y/n): I'm the janitor around here. I take my job very seriously. I could teach you the ways of the Mop as well, but I'm almost at the end of my 1 hour fast and I'm feeling pretty weak. How about I teach one of your mons Mop in exchange for a Lava Cookie?
Y:		Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? That's alright, I'm sure my mom will deliver some Lava Cookies to me soon anyways.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:		Are you messing with me? Just when I thought I made my first ever friend, too.
After learning move:	 You can't imagine the amount of power and control I have in a place like this.

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Pixie Pummel

NPC: Furfag
If you haven't beaten Van Darkholme (he'll teach it once): I once hired Van Darkholme for one of my events. He was great and even brought his own equipment. He used his fist in a way I'll never forget. He called it the Pixie Pummel. Let me teach that to one of your mons you so when you face him you can return the favor.
If you have (he'll teach it multiple times):  Wow you beat Van Darkholme. You must have really punched his guts in, and I'm sure he tried to do the same to you. Your Pokemon should be able to take this Pixie Pummel any time now. Do you want me to teach one?
Y:	Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	Oh come on, it only hurts the first time I show it to you.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Oh come on, it'll only hurt the first time I show it to you.
After learning move:	Sometimes taking a bit of a beating can feel kind of good.
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Fruit Punch

Initial greeting (y/n): 	When I was in school the bullies used to play a game called Fruit Punch. They'd just bust right through a wall to surprise you. It was a real shot to the gut. I'll teach Fruit Punch to one of your Pokemon for a Roseli Berry.
Y:		Alright, which Pokemon shall I reach- I mean teach?
N:		Are you sure? We can spike it to make it stronger if you want.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:		Yes or no? I mean it's ok if you want to go both ways.
Not having the berry: 	How am I supposed to make some fruit punch without some Berry Blast?
After learning move:	There you go. Careful about drinking too much of the Kool-Aid™, though. Lord knows how many times I've had to relearn that lesson.

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Swagger
Old Man NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): 	It's LIIIIT, my fellow PARTY ROCKER! See, I might be old but I'm down with all the cool kids. You want SWAAAAG like me? I can teach one of your Pokemon Swagger. Just give me a gem so I can put add it to my bling bling, dawg.
Y:	Ok which mon are we about to put on fleek?
N:	No? Cmon YOLO dude!
No gem to give: I get it you're low key broke. Come back when you can afford that Swagger.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:		Are you shook or something?
After learning move:	Yo yo kids these days are still using SWAGGER right? Of course they are!

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Smack Down
Birdkeeper NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): You ever been just flying high through life	only for someone or something to swoop in and smack you down to earth?	I can teach your Pokemon Smack Down as a reminder to never have any dreams or expectations in life if you give me a Rock Gem.
Y:	Alright, which Pokemon's dream shall I crush?
N:	Are you sure? Keeping yourself and others completely grounded is the only way to never be let down.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: 	Are you sure? Keeping yourself and others completely grounded is the only way to never be let down.
No Rock Gem: Sorry but I need a Rock Gem to smack something down.
After learning move: Remember, if you can't fly, you can always smack down everyone else.

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Icy Wind
Fat Boy NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): There's nothing quite like the refreshing feeling of a cold breeze on your balls on a hot afternoon. If you give me an Ice gem, I can teach one of your Pokemon Icy Wind so you can know the feeling, too.
Y:	Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	Are you sure? It feels so good.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: I get it, you don't want to get caught with your pants half down.
No Gem: Hey this icy goodness doesn't just come from thin air. Come back when you have an Ice gem.
After learning move: Ladies can have balls, too. Don't judge.

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Thunder Wave
Smogoon NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): The pinnacle of skill. The fairest of all moves. The yellow color. I can teach your Pokemon the legendary Thunder Wave, for a minor fee of X Yellow Shards. How about it?
Y:		Which one of you Pokemon are ready to become a lightning showstopper?
N:		What part of beating up a completely immobile opponent unsettles you?
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Hesitation? Seems like you've been caught in a Thunder Wave yourself.
No shards: 	Hey don't think you can learn from such an analytical mind for free now.
After learning move:	What's better than making good moves? Free moves.

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Magic Coat
Fat Boy NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): My coat has a special power: it reflects all statuses except "Single". I'll teach Magic Coat to one of your Pokemon if you can give me a Pearl. Girls like those right? What do you say?
Y:	Which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	No? Oh well. Even if I gave my waifu a pearl necklace she would still be repelled by me.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Backing out after saying you'll go with me? Just like every girl ever.
No Money:	Damn, I bet even broke people like you can find someone.
After learning move: D-don't worry about me. It all bounces right off me now.

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Substitute
Regular guy NPC I guess

If you haven't beaten Brloy (he'll teach it once): You want to face Broly? No defense can stop him. No brilliant scientist can plan against him. However, with Substitute, it can block a single attack no matter how powerful. My suggestion: set up a Substitute to distract him and then run away. If you want I can teach Substitute for you.
If you have (he'll teach it multiple times):   Wow you beat Broly?! Maybe if I teach you Substitute, I'll learn how to do more with it that just stall. I'll teach Substitute to your Pokemon any time you want.
Y:      Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:      No? Do you still plan to face Broly without my move? I guess nothing will stop you from being crushed by him anyways.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:  Second thoughts? I wouldn't face Broly without 100% conviction.
After learning move (if you haven't beaten Broly): You must have some dragon sized balls to be seriously considering challenging Broly.
After learning move (if you have beaten Broly): There's truly no substitute for winning.

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Retaliate
Regular guy NPC I guess

If you haven't beaten Nomel+LilBro (he'll teach it once): I tried to face the Singles Island gym leader, but the trainers in the gym were so tough I never even got a glimpse of her! Here, I can teach you Retaliate- a move that is stronger after one of your Pokemon faint. Maybe it'll let you succeed after I have failed. What do you say?
If you have (he'll teach it multiple times):  Singles Island has 2 gym leaders? I had no idea. I truly wasn't even close to facing them. Oh well, thanks for filling me in. I'll teach you Retaliate any time. I bet it'll always be double strength for a trainer like you. What do you say?
Y:      Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:     No? Lending the strength of a failure like me isn't worth much, I guess.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:    No? Lending the strength of a failure like me isn't worth much, I guess.
After learning move (if you haven't beaten Nomelilbro): I wonder who the gym leader is?
After learning move (if you have beaten Nomelilbro): If even gym leaders can be a secret, I wonder how many more mysteries this world could have?

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Recycle
Memer NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): I specialize in sustainable memeing. A good meme is one that can be used over and over. Do you want me to teach one of your Pokemon How to recycle? Just give me X pokedollars. Sustainable memes require some upfront costs.
Y:		Which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		No? What about just taking part in the meme cap and trade program?
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	That's ok. Awareness of the peak meme crisis is the first step.
No money: I'm sorry but without more money for research and development, how will we save the world from meme erosion?
After learning move:	A meme that stays funny forever? The alchemist comedy gold.

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Shitpost
Memer NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!
Y:	As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
N:	There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years and i've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Shitting is gay. Whenever you let those deuces loose, it stretches out your asshole. What else forces your anus open? Penis does. It's literally the same fucking thing, but the penetration is reversed. Excrement is, simply put, its own natural single-use dildo. Because I am a straight man, I always induce diarrhea whenever I am able to. This way, I am simply urinating out of my butt instead of committing sin. Taking a leak out of a rather unnatural place is better than being a homosexual, after all. Pissing isn't gay.
NO MONEY: RU FRIIFII GAIJIN FRUCKING STROP POSUTIINGU MRY FEISU RAITOU NAO!!!!! EFARIIDEI ARR AI HIRU ISU KAMPUREINTU AFUTA KAMPUREINTU BAATU AI NIIDU MANII FO MO VEIKEISHUNS!!!! SUTEIDIAMU RHIS!!! BATTORU REVORUSHUN RHAT!!! IIFANU SAMU AMUCHURU ANIIMEITORU MEIDU CAMOMES RINGUS FRAP!!!!! DEN DAT FRUCKING SUMATOUFONU GAEMU SUTORU MRY POKEMON ANDO MEIDU A GUDU GAEMU!!!! BAATU AI DO NO HAWU TO MEIKU A GUDU GAEMU!!!! TATSUKETE MINNA SAN DERUS NO TAIMU REFT!!!!! TUEANTUII NAINUTIINU ISU FATSU APOROCHIINGU!!!!!

RUAATOU!?! TUEANTII NAINUTIINU ISU AAREDII HIRU!?!?! NNNRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MINNA SAN AI TURASUTEDU RU BAATOU ZA GAEMU ISU STIRRU SHITTU!!!!! RI KANATOU FIKUSHU ITU INU TAIMU!!!!! POKEMON ISU SUKURUDOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOW KICK
normal guy NPC idunnolol

Initial greeting (y/n): I was watching this new superhero movie and a female character kicked the evil purple villain in the groin. He fell down and was like "Oof! right in the Masterballs!" Haha imagine that? If you give me x pokedollars so I can watch the movie again, I'll teach one of you Pokemon Low Kick, and then you can act the scene out yourself! What do you say?
Y:	Alright, which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	No? I'm telling you it is quips like that which make going to the kinoplex so fun.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	No? I'm telling you it is quips like that which make going to the kinoplex so fun.
No money: 	Oh man, you need to save up so you can watch some capekino. I heard a new one is coming out next week!
After learning move: After watching that movie, I am excited to watch the next movie!

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QUICKSAND
Swimmer NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): OH GOD HELP ME! I fell in this quicksand and I'm sinking! AHHH! Give me an Escape Rope and I'll teach one of you Pokemon Quicksand! What do you mean, teach your Pokemon first?! AHHH FINE JUST SAVE ME!
Y:	Hurry! Which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:	No? NO! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! AHHH! HELP!
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	No? NO! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! AHHH! HELP!
No Escape Rope: You don't have a rope? OH GOD AHHHHHH!
After learning move: Oh man thank you. You saved my life!

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SLEEP TALK
sleeping in bed NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): zzz...oh god...not that...zzz...maybe if your Pokemon knows this...zzz...
Y:		zzz...it's not too late....choose...zzz
N:		zzz...oh no...it's too late...zzz
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: zzz...oh no...it's too late...zzz
No Awakening/Chesto Berry: zzz...oh no...it's too late...zzz
After learning move (wakes up and gets out of bed): I had the worst nightmare...the whole world...it was so terrible...(goes out the door and back really quickly) Everything is exactly the same as my dream.

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ENDEAVOR
female NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): Ugh I tried to climb Mt. Kek but it is way too high. They should just bulldoze the whole thing, so I can just place my flag at the base of it. That's how I battle, anyways. With the move Endeavor, no matter how strong the opponent, I can lower them down to my level. For a price, I can teach one of your Pokemon Endeavor. What do you say?
Y:		Which Pokemon shall I teach?
N:		What? You think you can just climb any mountain through hard work and determination? You crazy self-obsessed weirdo.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: You aren't going to pay for me? Chivalry is so dead!
No Money: You aren't going to pay for me? Chivalry so dead!
After learning move: God Stacy is such a bitch. I bet her boobs aren't even real. I'll bring her down a peg one of these days.

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TRICK ROOM
FATBWOI NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): To the outside world I'm a slow, fat loser. But in the confines of my room, I'm lighting quick- both physically and mentally. Check it out *zips around the room*. I can teach the Trick of this Room to one of your Pokemon for a price. What do you say? *zips around again*
Y:	Which Pokemon should I teach?
N:	No? Maybe your Pokemon will be good in Doubles and Trick Room and you just don't know it.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu:	Yes or no? You are changing your mind faster than me. You must be slow as balls.
No Money/Item: Only speed is reversed in this room- not wealth, poorfag
After learning move: Oh god, it wore off! I'm not going to be able to walk to my piss bottle in time!

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MAGIC ROOM
Psychic NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): In this room, I can control every item. *moves bookshelf around the room* The 6th item in your bag? Now it's gone. Now it's back. Amazing right? I'll teach one of your Pokemon Magic Room for a price. What do you say? *moves bookshelf again*
Y:		Which Pokemon should I teach?
N:		No? Don't worry- the move only nullifies items temporarily. What kind of asshole would take held items out of battles permanently?
No Item to give: Sorry, but you must have Magic Room'd your wallet.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: You know you can set up more than one Room at once.
After learning move: How does it work? It's magic; I ain't gotta explain shit.

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WONDER ROOM
Channeler NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): Check this out *changes the room's color pallet*. Isn't it wonderful? I bet you are wondering how I did it. This Wonder Room is one of the wonders of the world. Do you want me to teach one of your Pokemon for x?
Y:		Which Pokemon should I teach?
N:		No? I'm starting to wonder why you even came.
No Item to give: You can't afford a Wonderwall, let alone a Wonder Room.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: I teach Wonder Room, not Wander Room. Get lost.
After learning move: Don't believe the rumors of the fabled Wonder Emporium.
*color pallet goes back to normal at the end of every option*

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FOCUS MUNCH
Neckbeard NPC

Initial greeting (y/n): I have a rule: if I am ever interrupted while eating, I will throw that meal in the trash and start again on a brand new meal. It is the only way to get the true nourishment from food. You look like you are a long ways from accepting this truth, but how about I teach one of your Pokemon?
Y:		Which Pokemon should I teach?
N:		You interrupted my meal for this? Begone you!
No Item to give: Sorry but this meal Platonic ideal doesn't come cheap.
After pressing Y but cancelling the move learning menu: You interrupted my meal for this? Begone you!
After learning move: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to start on a brand new meal.