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  1. [13:03] [Birdypie] losers
  2. Stefanmocarz#0000 just connected.
  3. [13:03] [Ihamaad] no u
  4. Stefanmocarz#0000 has disconnected.
  5. Antonio#0926 just connected.
  6. No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
  7. [13:04] [Bardmaster] hi stuckers
  8. No cheese for you! ^_^ (7)
  9. [13:05] [Birdypie] you're all ugly
  10. No cheese for you! ^_^
  11. [13:05] [Blitz] cheers
  12. No cheese for you! ^_^
  13. [13:05] [Bardmaster] u know u look the same lol
  14. No cheese for you! ^_^
  15. [13:05] [Bardmaster] so ur just calling urself ugly
  16. No cheese for you! ^_^
  17. [13:05] [Birdypie] no i look beautiful
  18. [13:05] [Bardmaster] no
  19. [13:05] [Birdypie] you look ugly
  20. [13:05] [Blackthought] He's just being facetious
  21. [13:05] [Bardmaster] u look the same
  22. [13:06] [Bardmaster] as me
  23. [13:06] [Birdypie] nope, i look glamorous
  24. [13:06] [Bardmaster] and everyone
  25. [13:06] [Blitz] *sits quietly and plays while watching the beef*
  26. [13:06] [Birdypie] it's hard to take somebody named bardmaster seriously
  27. [13:06] [Bardmaster] Its hard to take a pie thats a bird seriously
  28. [13:07] [Birdypie] wow that was clever
  29. [13:07] [Bardmaster] go tell yo mother to stab u
  30. [13:07] [Blitz] andd its birdy, not bird
  31. [13:07] [Birdypie] why would i tell my mother to stab me?
  32. [13:07] [Bardmaster] ahahahahaa
  33. [13:08] [Birdypie] i'm sorry for insulting you, i didn't know you were suicidal
  34. [13:08] [Blitz] DAMN
  35. [13:08] [Bardmaster] kill urself
  36. [13:08] [Bardmaster] seriously
  37. [13:09] [Bardmaster] just suicide already
  38. [13:09] [Stuckerrs] o k
  39. [13:09] [Birdypie] ok i did
  40. [13:09] [•] 29
  41. [13:09] [Bardmaster] ur a bootcamp 1 troooolll
  42. [13:09] [Bardmaster] i already knew u
  43. [13:09] [Birdypie] i an a bc1 goddess
  44. [13:09] [Birdypie] am
  45. [13:10] [Blitz] trud
  46. [13:10] [Blitz] tru*
  47. [13:10] [Birdypie] haha you can't even get to the cheese
  48. [13:10] [Blitz] lol
  49. [13:10] [Bardmaster] no comment
  50. [13:10] [Bardmaster] .
  51.  
  52. (I asked Birdy for medical help, I slept on my right ear and it wouldn't pop back, it wouldn't go normal.)
  53.  
  54. [13:20] [Birdypie] try the valsalva maneuve
  55. [13:20] [Bardmaster] whats dat
  56. [13:20] [Birdypie] maneuver
  57. [13:20] [Blitz] shaddap?
  58. Kvn#4426 just connected.
  59. [13:20] [•] 32
  60. [13:20] [Birdypie] @stu
  61. [13:20] [Blitz] censored
  62. [13:20] [Blitz] @bli
  63. Nrub#0000 has disconnected.
  64. [13:20] [Birdypie] hold your nose and blow to pop your ears
  65. [13:22] [Bardmaster] oof i tried it
  66. [13:22] [Bardmaster] i think it made me deaf in one ear...
  67. [13:22] [Birdypie] if you do it too hard you could bust blood vessels in your eyes though
  68. Getpwnedbyme#0000 just connected.
  69. [13:22] [Birdypie] i forgot to mention
  70. [13:22] [Bardmaster] oh
  71. [13:22] [Bardmaster] i think im deaf in one ear
  72. [13:22] [Birdypie] it's ok it'll pop later
  73. [13:22] [Bardmaster] it made me deaf in one ear
  74. [13:23] [Blitz] thats normal
  75. [13:23] [Birdypie] you can't go deaf from it
  76. [13:23] [Blitz] just wait
  77. [13:23] [Blur] i wish you were blind so you couldnt type
  78. [13:23] [Birdypie] same
  79. [13:23] [Bardmaster] is it good if it pops tho
  80. [13:23] [Stuckerrs] yes thats what im trying bard lol
  81. Getpwnedbyme#0000 has disconnected.
  82. [13:23] [Birdypie] actually no, you are deaf now
  83. [13:23] [Birdypie] i did it to make you lose your hearing
  84. [13:23] [Bardmaster] hold on
  85. [13:24] [Blitz] lol
  86. [13:24] [Bardmaster] i think my hearing is back
  87. [13:24] [Birdypie] yawning also pops your ears
  88. [13:24] [Bardmaster] it doesnt
  89. [13:24] [Birdypie] it should
  90. Evil#9510 just connected.
  91. [13:24] [Stuckerrs] it does bard lol
  92. [13:24] [Bardmaster] it feels weird
  93. [13:24] [Birdypie] i doubt you have ears bard
  94. [13:24] [Bardmaster] my left ear feels weird...
  95. [13:24] [Stuckerrs] it doesnt seem to work rn for me tho
  96. [13:25] [Bardmaster] i think my left ear might be deaf
  97. [13:25] [Stuckerrs] tried chewing a bunch too
  98. [13:25] [Bardmaster] look what u did
  99. [13:25] [Birdypie] good
  100. [13:25] [Blur] try to yawn
  101. [13:25] [Birdypie] you deserve it for antagonizing the goddess of bc1
  102. [13:25] [Blur] he didnt antagonize me
  103. [13:26] [Birdypie] i said goddess not tampon
  104. [13:26] [Blur] LMFAOO
  105. [13:26] [Bardmaster] help
  106. [13:26] [Bardmaster] i cant hear anything anymore
  107. [13:26] [Blur] good
  108. [13:26] [Birdypie] i win
  109. [13:26] [Bardmaster] :(
  110. [13:26] [Bardmaster] help
  111. [13:26] [Bardmaster] birdy
  112. [13:26] [Bardmaster] will it actually pass
  113. [13:26] [Birdypie] no
  114. [13:26] [Stuckerrs] bro bard lol
  115. [13:26] [Bardmaster] or is it forever
  116. [13:26] [Birdypie] you're deaf indefinitely
  117. [13:27] [Bardmaster] what does that mean
  118. [13:27] [Birdypie] means forever
  119. [13:27] [Bardmaster] damn u
  120. [13:27] [Birdypie] it was my plan all along
  121. [13:27] [Stuckerrs] lmao imagine fr if you made someone deaf with this plan
  122. [13:27] [Stuckerrs] and their actual response
  123. [13:28] [Birdypie] lol
  124. [13:28] [Stuckerrs] to you permanently making him death
  125. [13:28] [Stuckerrs] would actually be damn u
  126. [13:28] [Stuckerrs] instead of violently attacking you
  127. [13:28] [Crystalent] wow
  128. [13:28] [Blur] permanently making him death
  129. Escanor#2641 has disconnected.
  130. [13:28] [Bardmaster] i am actually deaf now
  131. [13:28] [Stuckerrs] death lmaooooo
  132. [13:28] [Stuckerrs] sdfghdfgjdfgjm
  133. [13:28] [Birdypie] that's why i don't take it serious
  134. [13:28] [Birdypie] you should google what deaf means then lol
  135. [13:29] [Birdypie] bard i heard if you stab your eyes with forks it cures deafness
  136. [13:30] [Bardmaster] no
  137. [13:30] [Bardmaster] it doesnt
  138. [13:30] [Birdypie] it does
  139. [13:30] [Blur] it does actually i tried it
  140. [13:30] [Birdypie] it draws the tension
  141. [13:30] [Birdypie] you can't go blind if you keep your eyes closed
  142. [13:30] [Blur] it triggers back your ear nerves.
  143. [13:30] [Birdypie] bill cosby is blind and he is doing fine
  144. [13:30] [Stuckerrs] oh jesuschrist
  145. [13:30] [Birdypie] yup
  146. [13:30] [Stuckerrs] it fucking finally popped back
  147. [13:30] [Stuckerrs] holyshit
  148. Kaan#6752 just connected.
  149. [13:31] [Stuckerrs] i was getting sort of concerned because it wasnt doing it
  150. [13:31] [Bardmaster] damn u
  151. [13:31] [Bardmaster] i just looked it up
  152. [13:31] [Stuckerrs] thanks birdy
  153. [13:31] [Birdypie] can't trust google
  154. [13:31] [Birdypie] google gangrene in images
  155. [13:31] [Blur] google doesnt offer home remedies
  156. [13:32] [Birdypie] good thing i'm not trying, or i'd be #1
  157. [13:32] [Bardmaster] help
  158. [13:32] [Birdypie] did you stab your eyes?
  159. [13:33] [Bardmaster] no
  160. [13:33] [Bardmaster] it doesnt help
  161. [13:34] [Bardmaster] looks like ill be deaf for the rest of my life?
  162. [13:34] [Birdypie] hopefully
  163. [13:34] [Bardmaster] hopefully?!?!?
  164. [13:34] [Bardmaster] thats bad
  165. [13:34] [Birdypie] why would you do it if your ears weren't clogged to begin with?
  166. [13:34] [Birdypie] it'
  167. [13:34] [Birdypie] it's meant to pop ears
  168. Kaan#6752 has disconnected.
  169. [13:35] [Birdypie] not to joke around
  170. [13:35] [Birdypie] now you're deaf
  171. [13:35] [Bardmaster] will i be ok tbh
  172. [13:35] [Birdypie] nice going
  173. [13:35] [Blur] its your fault Bardmaster#0000
  174. [13:35] [Bardmaster] it isnt
  175. [13:35] [Blur] yes because you tried a very dangerous trick
  176. [13:35] [Bardmaster] i had no idea what it would do
  177. [13:35] [•] 29
  178. [13:36] [Stuckerrs] it was medical help for me not for you bard
  179. No cheese for you! ^_^
  180. [13:36] [Birdypie] you can't go deaf from it
  181. No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
  182. [13:36] [Birdypie] it only uses pressure to push air out of the middle ear, you don't hear from your middle ear
  183. No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
  184. [13:37] [Bardmaster] but what do i do now
  185. [13:37] [Bardmaster] !!!
  186. No cheese for you! ^_^
  187. [13:37] [Birdypie] you can try to take palm of your hand and put it over ear to make the farting sound you know
  188. [13:37] [Birdypie] to suck out air
  189. [13:37] [Bardmaster] no
  190. [13:37] [Birdypie] like a vacuum
  191. [13:37] [Bardmaster] u just wanna kill me
  192. [13:38] [Birdypie] i know what i'm talking about
  193. [13:38] [Bardmaster] i dont trust u
  194. [13:38] [Birdypie] you're prob not even deaf, just looking for attention cause your parents ignore you at home
  195. [13:40] [Bardmaster] i am actually
  196. [13:40] [Bardmaster] did u even think
  197. [13:41] [Birdypie] do you play bard on league?
  198. [13:41] [Bardmaster] i used to
  199. [13:41] [Bardmaster] but i didnt main him
  200. [13:41] [Birdypie] gonna be hard to play league being deaf now
  201. [13:41] [Birdypie] full ap bard is pretty fun
  202. [13:47] [Blackwave] tempt is 'compromised account'
  203. [13:47] [Blur] WTF
  204. [13:47] [+Ovg] wat
  205. [13:47] [Blackwave] compromised by a br
  206. Blackwave#0988 has been added to your friendlist.
  207. [13:47] [Blackwave] like what?
  208. [13:47] [Blur] it happened to me and i asked the to unban
  209. [13:47] [Stuckerrs] lmaooo you got blackwave
  210. [13:47] [Blur] and they did
  211. [13:47] [Stuckerrs] damn
  212. [13:48] [Blackwave] isnt blackwave bitch dont start
  213. [13:48] [Blackwave] it has expo tho
  214. [13:48] [Blackwave] smd
  215. [13:48] [Stuckerrs] ye nvm it aint him
  216. Xorcister#0000 just connected.
  217. Kvn#4426 has disconnected.
  218. Kvn#4426 just connected.
  219. [13:49] [Blackwave] yes
  220. [13:49] [Blackwave] hi birdy
  221. [13:49] [Stuckerrs] blackwave wouldnt give his acc to a retard emo kid that listens to the same lil peep song on repeat
  222. [13:49] [Blackwave] LOOOOL
  223. [13:49] [Blur] me
  224. [13:49] [Blackwave] raz add m,e
  225. [13:49] [Blur] ok
  226. [13:49] [Blackwave] awh what a cutie ur still sm'd to me
  227. [13:49] [Blur] LMFAO
  228. [13:50] [Blur] i wish i could get that new fur
  229. [13:50] [Blackwave] u can sm god lisu x
  230. [13:50] [Blackwave] tempt had that new fur fuck sake
  231. Cheese_lover#0000 just connected.
  232. [13:50] [Blur] awwwwwwww
  233. [13:50] [Birdypie] wow revolutionary you are bad
  234. [13:50] [Blackwave] BIRDY
  235. [13:50] [Revolutionary] ive done this shit 3 times
  236. [13:50] [Blackwave] IM LISU HELLO
  237. [13:50] [Birdypie] those times are embarrassing
  238. [13:50] [Birdypie] hello lisa
  239. [13:50] [Revolutionary] i couldnt care less tbh
  240. [13:51] [Blackwave] hi birdy
  241. [13:51] [Birdypie] can you guys keep one name and stop getting banned?
  242. [13:51] [Birdypie] if i can do it, anyone can
  243. [13:51] [Blur] probably not
  244. [13:51] [Blackwave] birdy
  245. [13:51] [Bardmaster] hold on a sec
  246. [13:52] [Bardmaster] im not deaf anymore
  247. [13:52] [Blackwave] i get unbanned is like 1hr 10mins
  248. [13:52] [Bardmaster] i just noticed
  249. [13:52] [Blackwave] in*
  250. [13:52] [Birdypie] i used to get banned a lot, then i learned to treat people with respect
  251. Antonio#0926 has disconnected.
  252. [13:53] [Blackwave] LOL
  253. [13:54] [Bardmaster] birdy
  254. [13:54] [Bardmaster] u still dont treat ppl with respect
  255. [13:54] [Birdypie] cause you're a scumbag
  256. [13:55] [Bardmaster] u are
  257. [13:55] [Bardmaster] u made me deaf
  258. • [13:55] Chlerafs#0416 has disconnected.
  259. [13:55] [Birdypie] you can't even beat a map and question my legacy
  260. • [13:56] Chlerafs#0416 just connected.
  261. Economiste#9910 has disconnected.
  262. [13:57] [Blur] .
  263. [13:57] [Blackwave] ur so slow raz
  264. [13:57] [Blur] fuc ku
  265. [13:57] [Blackwave] do it x
  266. [13:57] [Blur] no die
  267. [13:57] [Blur] i had secks with my bf last night O_O
  268. [13:57] [Birdypie] BARDMASTER IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO HERE I WILL LOG OUT
  269. (Bard made it to there)
  270. [13:57] [Blackwave] oh
  271. [13:57] [Bardmaster] suicide
  272. Revolutionary#0000 has disconnected.
  273. [13:58] [Blackwave] LMFAO gl bardmaster
  274. [13:59] [Blackwave] which pro came on a Bardmaster acc
  275. [13:59] [Blur] no fuc k u
  276. [13:59] [Blackwave] to get birdy to logoff
  277. [14:00] [Stuckerrs] aweeeeeeeeee
  278. [14:00] [+Ovg] AHAHA blackwave cant beat me without leve
  279. [14:00] [Bardmaster#2565] cant fucking see shit cause of this shitty ass ring
  280. [14:00] [Blackwave] ur fat ov
  281. [14:00] [Blur] ./nosouris
  282. [14:00] [Birdypie] bet ended anyways
  283. [14:01] [Birdypie] i won
  284. [14:01] [Blackwave] FDP
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