Create a new version of paste:

[13:03] [Birdypie] losers
Stefanmocarz#0000 just connected.
[13:03] [Ihamaad] no u
Stefanmocarz#0000 has disconnected.
Antonio#0926 just connected.
No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
[13:04] [Bardmaster] hi stuckers
No cheese for you! ^_^ (7)
[13:05] [Birdypie] you're all ugly
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:05] [Blitz] cheers
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:05] [Bardmaster] u know u look the same lol
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:05] [Bardmaster] so ur just calling urself ugly
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:05] [Birdypie] no i look beautiful
[13:05] [Bardmaster] no
[13:05] [Birdypie] you look ugly
[13:05] [Blackthought] He's just being facetious
[13:05] [Bardmaster] u look the same
[13:06] [Bardmaster] as me
[13:06] [Birdypie] nope, i look glamorous
[13:06] [Bardmaster] and everyone
[13:06] [Blitz] *sits quietly and plays while watching the beef*
[13:06] [Birdypie] it's hard to take somebody named bardmaster seriously
[13:06] [Bardmaster] Its hard to take a pie thats a bird seriously
[13:07] [Birdypie] wow that was clever
[13:07] [Bardmaster] go tell yo mother to stab u
[13:07] [Blitz] andd its birdy, not bird
[13:07] [Birdypie] why would i tell my mother to stab me?
[13:07] [Bardmaster] ahahahahaa
[13:08] [Birdypie] i'm sorry for insulting you, i didn't know you were suicidal
[13:08] [Blitz] DAMN
[13:08] [Bardmaster] kill urself
[13:08] [Bardmaster] seriously
[13:09] [Bardmaster] just suicide already
[13:09] [Stuckerrs] o k
[13:09] [Birdypie] ok i did
[13:09] [•] 29
[13:09] [Bardmaster] ur a bootcamp 1 troooolll
[13:09] [Bardmaster] i already knew u
[13:09] [Birdypie] i an a bc1 goddess
[13:09] [Birdypie] am
[13:10] [Blitz] trud
[13:10] [Blitz] tru*
[13:10] [Birdypie] haha you can't even get to the cheese
[13:10] [Blitz] lol
[13:10] [Bardmaster] no comment
[13:10] [Bardmaster] .

(I asked Birdy for medical help, I slept on my right ear and it wouldn't pop back, it wouldn't go normal.)

[13:20] [Birdypie] try the valsalva maneuve
[13:20] [Bardmaster] whats dat
[13:20] [Birdypie] maneuver
[13:20] [Blitz] shaddap?
Kvn#4426 just connected.
[13:20] [•] 32
[13:20] [Birdypie] @stu
[13:20] [Blitz] censored
[13:20] [Blitz] @bli
Nrub#0000 has disconnected.
[13:20] [Birdypie] hold your nose and blow to pop your ears
[13:22] [Bardmaster] oof i tried it
[13:22] [Bardmaster] i think it made me deaf in one ear...
[13:22] [Birdypie] if you do it too hard you could bust blood vessels in your eyes though
Getpwnedbyme#0000 just connected.
[13:22] [Birdypie] i forgot to mention
[13:22] [Bardmaster] oh
[13:22] [Bardmaster] i think im deaf in one ear
[13:22] [Birdypie] it's ok it'll pop later
[13:22] [Bardmaster] it made me deaf in one ear
[13:23] [Blitz] thats normal
[13:23] [Birdypie] you can't go deaf from it
[13:23] [Blitz] just wait
[13:23] [Blur] i wish you were blind so you couldnt type
[13:23] [Birdypie] same
[13:23] [Bardmaster] is it good if it pops tho
[13:23] [Stuckerrs] yes thats what im trying bard lol
Getpwnedbyme#0000 has disconnected.
[13:23] [Birdypie] actually no, you are deaf now
[13:23] [Birdypie] i did it to make you lose your hearing
[13:23] [Bardmaster] hold on
[13:24] [Blitz] lol
[13:24] [Bardmaster] i think my hearing is back
[13:24] [Birdypie] yawning also pops your ears
[13:24] [Bardmaster] it doesnt
[13:24] [Birdypie] it should
Evil#9510 just connected.
[13:24] [Stuckerrs] it does bard lol
[13:24] [Bardmaster] it feels weird
[13:24] [Birdypie] i doubt you have ears bard
[13:24] [Bardmaster] my left ear feels weird...
[13:24] [Stuckerrs] it doesnt seem to work rn for me tho
[13:25] [Bardmaster] i think my left ear might be deaf
[13:25] [Stuckerrs] tried chewing a bunch too
[13:25] [Bardmaster] look what u did
[13:25] [Birdypie] good
[13:25] [Blur] try to yawn
[13:25] [Birdypie] you deserve it for antagonizing the goddess of bc1
[13:25] [Blur] he didnt antagonize me
[13:26] [Birdypie] i said goddess not tampon
[13:26] [Blur] LMFAOO
[13:26] [Bardmaster] help
[13:26] [Bardmaster] i cant hear anything anymore
[13:26] [Blur] good
[13:26] [Birdypie] i win
[13:26] [Bardmaster] :(
[13:26] [Bardmaster] help
[13:26] [Bardmaster] birdy
[13:26] [Bardmaster] will it actually pass
[13:26] [Birdypie] no
[13:26] [Stuckerrs] bro bard lol
[13:26] [Bardmaster] or is it forever
[13:26] [Birdypie] you're deaf indefinitely
[13:27] [Bardmaster] what does that mean
[13:27] [Birdypie] means forever
[13:27] [Bardmaster] damn u
[13:27] [Birdypie] it was my plan all along
[13:27] [Stuckerrs] lmao imagine fr if you made someone deaf with this plan
[13:27] [Stuckerrs] and their actual response
[13:28] [Birdypie] lol
[13:28] [Stuckerrs] to you permanently making him death
[13:28] [Stuckerrs] would actually be damn u
[13:28] [Stuckerrs] instead of violently attacking you
[13:28] [Crystalent] wow
[13:28] [Blur] permanently making him death
Escanor#2641 has disconnected.
[13:28] [Bardmaster] i am actually deaf now
[13:28] [Stuckerrs] death lmaooooo
[13:28] [Stuckerrs] sdfghdfgjdfgjm
[13:28] [Birdypie] that's why i don't take it serious
[13:28] [Birdypie] you should google what deaf means then lol
[13:29] [Birdypie] bard i heard if you stab your eyes with forks it cures deafness
[13:30] [Bardmaster] no
[13:30] [Bardmaster] it doesnt
[13:30] [Birdypie] it does
[13:30] [Blur] it does actually i tried it
[13:30] [Birdypie] it draws the tension
[13:30] [Birdypie] you can't go blind if you keep your eyes closed
[13:30] [Blur] it triggers back your ear nerves.
[13:30] [Birdypie] bill cosby is blind and he is doing fine
[13:30] [Stuckerrs] oh jesuschrist
[13:30] [Birdypie] yup
[13:30] [Stuckerrs] it fucking finally popped back
[13:30] [Stuckerrs] holyshit
Kaan#6752 just connected.
[13:31] [Stuckerrs] i was getting sort of concerned because it wasnt doing it
[13:31] [Bardmaster] damn u
[13:31] [Bardmaster] i just looked it up
[13:31] [Stuckerrs] thanks birdy
[13:31] [Birdypie] can't trust google
[13:31] [Birdypie] google gangrene in images
[13:31] [Blur] google doesnt offer home remedies
[13:32] [Birdypie] good thing i'm not trying, or i'd be #1
[13:32] [Bardmaster] help
[13:32] [Birdypie] did you stab your eyes?
[13:33] [Bardmaster] no
[13:33] [Bardmaster] it doesnt help
[13:34] [Bardmaster] looks like ill be deaf for the rest of my life?
[13:34] [Birdypie] hopefully
[13:34] [Bardmaster] hopefully?!?!?
[13:34] [Bardmaster] thats bad
[13:34] [Birdypie] why would you do it if your ears weren't clogged to begin with?
[13:34] [Birdypie] it'
[13:34] [Birdypie] it's meant to pop ears
Kaan#6752 has disconnected.
[13:35] [Birdypie] not to joke around
[13:35] [Birdypie] now you're deaf
[13:35] [Bardmaster] will i be ok tbh
[13:35] [Birdypie] nice going
[13:35] [Blur] its your fault Bardmaster#0000
[13:35] [Bardmaster] it isnt
[13:35] [Blur] yes because you tried a very dangerous trick
[13:35] [Bardmaster] i had no idea what it would do
[13:35] [•] 29
[13:36] [Stuckerrs] it was medical help for me not for you bard
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:36] [Birdypie] you can't go deaf from it
No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
[13:36] [Birdypie] it only uses pressure to push air out of the middle ear, you don't hear from your middle ear
No cheese for you! ^_^ (2)
[13:37] [Bardmaster] but what do i do now
[13:37] [Bardmaster] !!!
No cheese for you! ^_^
[13:37] [Birdypie] you can try to take palm of your hand and put it over ear to make the farting sound you know
[13:37] [Birdypie] to suck out air
[13:37] [Bardmaster] no
[13:37] [Birdypie] like a vacuum
[13:37] [Bardmaster] u just wanna kill me
[13:38] [Birdypie] i know what i'm talking about
[13:38] [Bardmaster] i dont trust u
[13:38] [Birdypie] you're prob not even deaf, just looking for attention cause your parents ignore you at home
[13:40] [Bardmaster] i am actually
[13:40] [Bardmaster] did u even think
[13:41] [Birdypie] do you play bard on league?
[13:41] [Bardmaster] i used to
[13:41] [Bardmaster] but i didnt main him
[13:41] [Birdypie] gonna be hard to play league being deaf now
[13:41] [Birdypie] full ap bard is pretty fun
[13:47] [Blackwave] tempt is 'compromised account'
[13:47] [Blur] WTF
[13:47] [+Ovg] wat
[13:47] [Blackwave] compromised by a br
Blackwave#0988 has been added to your friendlist.
[13:47] [Blackwave] like what?
[13:47] [Blur] it happened to me and i asked the to unban
[13:47] [Stuckerrs] lmaooo you got blackwave
[13:47] [Blur] and they did
[13:47] [Stuckerrs] damn
[13:48] [Blackwave] isnt blackwave bitch dont start
[13:48] [Blackwave] it has expo tho
[13:48] [Blackwave] smd
[13:48] [Stuckerrs] ye nvm it aint him
Xorcister#0000 just connected.
Kvn#4426 has disconnected.
Kvn#4426 just connected.
[13:49] [Blackwave] yes
[13:49] [Blackwave] hi birdy
[13:49] [Stuckerrs] blackwave wouldnt give his acc to a retard emo kid that listens to the same lil peep song on repeat
[13:49] [Blackwave] LOOOOL
[13:49] [Blur] me
[13:49] [Blackwave] raz add m,e
[13:49] [Blur] ok
[13:49] [Blackwave] awh what a cutie ur still sm'd to me
[13:49] [Blur] LMFAO
[13:50] [Blur] i wish i could get that new fur
[13:50] [Blackwave] u can sm god lisu x
[13:50] [Blackwave] tempt had that new fur fuck sake
Cheese_lover#0000 just connected.
[13:50] [Blur] awwwwwwww
[13:50] [Birdypie] wow revolutionary you are bad
[13:50] [Blackwave] BIRDY
[13:50] [Revolutionary] ive done this shit 3 times
[13:50] [Blackwave] IM LISU HELLO
[13:50] [Birdypie] those times are embarrassing
[13:50] [Birdypie] hello lisa
[13:50] [Revolutionary] i couldnt care less tbh
[13:51] [Blackwave] hi birdy
[13:51] [Birdypie] can you guys keep one name and stop getting banned?
[13:51] [Birdypie] if i can do it, anyone can
[13:51] [Blur] probably not
[13:51] [Blackwave] birdy
[13:51] [Bardmaster] hold on a sec
[13:52] [Bardmaster] im not deaf anymore
[13:52] [Blackwave] i get unbanned is like 1hr 10mins
[13:52] [Bardmaster] i just noticed
[13:52] [Blackwave] in*
[13:52] [Birdypie] i used to get banned a lot, then i learned to treat people with respect
Antonio#0926 has disconnected.
[13:53] [Blackwave] LOL
[13:54] [Bardmaster] birdy
[13:54] [Bardmaster] u still dont treat ppl with respect
[13:54] [Birdypie] cause you're a scumbag
[13:55] [Bardmaster] u are
[13:55] [Bardmaster] u made me deaf
• [13:55] Chlerafs#0416 has disconnected.
[13:55] [Birdypie] you can't even beat a map and question my legacy
• [13:56] Chlerafs#0416 just connected.
Economiste#9910 has disconnected.
[13:57] [Blur] .
[13:57] [Blackwave] ur so slow raz
[13:57] [Blur] fuc ku
[13:57] [Blackwave] do it x
[13:57] [Blur] no die
[13:57] [Blur] i had secks with my bf last night O_O
[13:57] [Birdypie] BARDMASTER IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO HERE I WILL LOG OUT 
(Bard made it to there)
[13:57] [Blackwave] oh
[13:57] [Bardmaster] suicide
Revolutionary#0000 has disconnected.
[13:58] [Blackwave] LMFAO gl bardmaster
[13:59] [Blackwave] which pro came on a Bardmaster acc
[13:59] [Blur] no fuc k u
[13:59] [Blackwave] to get birdy to logoff
[14:00] [Stuckerrs] aweeeeeeeeee
[14:00] [+Ovg] AHAHA blackwave cant beat me without leve
[14:00] [Bardmaster#2565] cant fucking see shit cause of this shitty ass ring
[14:00] [Blackwave] ur fat ov
[14:00] [Blur] ./nosouris
[14:00] [Birdypie] bet ended anyways
[14:01] [Birdypie] i won
[14:01] [Blackwave] FDP