RainBRO in Manhattan Volume 2: The World-Famous Rainbow Dash

>You're back at your apartment
>It's still a mess, made by the geek you were three years ago
>"You have a nice place, Anon."
"I try."
>You'd say something witty or be offended or try to clean up, but you're too damn drunk
>You go for the fridge and grab some weird cinnamon s'mores pop-tarts
"you want some of these?"
>"What is these?"
"Pop-tarts."
>"What in equestria is a pop-tart?"
"It's like... like, a breakfast... cake. It's like a really thin jelly sandwich you put in a toaster for breakfast."
>She comes a little closer
>"Those are s'mores flavored..."
"They have cinnamon."
>"You humans have cinnamon s'mores for BREAKFAST?"
>You almost tremble as you realize how retarded pop-tarts are
>Who cares, they're fucking delicious
>You and Rainbow chow down on the couch

"You know, you should probably stop saying things like that."
>"Like what?"
"Like, 'What in Equestria', or, 'Oh Celestia' and whatnot."
>"You're right. Some evil person here might realize where I'm from."
"I don't think it's that big a deal. The worst that could happen is people might think you're a weirdo from the internet."
>"What's the internet?"
>It's 11:00 pm and you're too wasted to try to explain what the internet is to a humanized talking horse who you're romantically involved with
"I'll tell you later."
>"Tell me now!"
"Fuck off."
>"What are things I need to add to my vernacular, then."
"Well, instead of 'What in Equestria', you would say, 'What in the World'. Instead of 'Oh Celestia', people here say, 'Oh God' or 'Oh my God'. People say 'Fuck' instead of 'Buck' too."
>She makes a face
>"That's gonna suck to get used to."

>You turn on the TV
>Adult Swim
>You're fading fast, but Rainbow is absolutely loving it. Even the innuendo the shows use that she doesn't understand yet.
>When you fall asleep, she's got her head nuzzled against your torso
>She still does some things like she's in her old body
>You noticed her stumbling going up the stairs because she's not used to Bipedal walking
>You fall asleep with her in your arms

* * *

>Wake up
>Dash is gone
>Your sober ass starts trying to seriously analyze last night
>Look up
>Dash is sitting on the other end of the couch
>The TV is on
>It's Sunday
>Shit
>You set your cable box to turn to the Hub every Sunday when they have re-runs of the show
>Rainbow is watching herself on the TV now
>You look back at her to further inspect her
>her cheeks have a few tears on them
>She turns to you
>"What is this?"

"It's a show. I'm... a pretty big fan of it."
>"Why... am I on it?"
"Uhhh... you're famous?"
>She punches you in the shoulder
>"Dude!!"
"It's a show that we have here... It's called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's... about you. And Twilight. And Applejack, and all those guys."
>"So... where I live, how does that work? How is my world real if it's all something that was made up here?"
>You think about that for a second
"I don't know. But I can tell you that this doesn't actually mean anything. It's just a show. It means nothing."
>"How long have they had this?"
"Uh, around a year? Two?
>She pauses a little
>"I'm just... so confused...

>You think for a while
"Don't be. This doesn't matter at all. I'm sure there's a legitimate explanation for this, but you know what? Who cares?"
>She looks up to you, now standing, and smiles
"You're real. And wonderful. And you're HERE. That's what I know."
>She gets up and hugs you
>It's Sunday
>Still the weekend
>You don't have classes today
>Break the hug
"Lets do some stuff today."
>"I thought you would never ask. After that whole thing this apartment looks a little dreary to me."
"Lets get out."
>"What do you wanna do?"

* * *

"I think the question is, 'What do I NOT wanna do?'"
>You and Dash are walking through the streets of New York, Midtown
>Passing all kinds of shops
"This is New York! It's the epicenter of American culture! This is where the most intense and radical of the world's people come to congregate, revolutionize, indu-"
>What looks like a homeless guy literally slaps some flier into your face

>"Hey, buddy! come check out the camp! get informed!"
>You turn to realize it's one of those Occupy groups in the park
"Oh, jeez."
>Rainbow chimes in
>"About what?"
>"About everything, man!" Corporate influence in our politics! We're all getting treated unfairly!"
>Dash is easily impressed
>"Wow! That sucks! We should go check it out, Anon! What's a corporate?"
>Oh god.
"Nah, Dashie, lets just... head on."
>"Dude, I know you think I'm some kinda quack, but y=once you see some of the shit that's been goin' down, you'll thank me for opening your eyes."
>"Lets go!"
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