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Bad Bunny -  Yo Perreo Sola: 8 Love a positive twerk anthem that also goes positively hard as hell

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever: 8 Billie Eilish 🤝 Almost every pop punk band in existence: Hating this city

BoA - One Shot, Two Shot: 7 Too bad kicking back a shot makes me look unattractive cause the taste of alcohol makes me go 😫

Brandy - Full Moon: 8 Cozy, a cuddle with your lover in front of a fireplace type of bop

Bree Runway ft. Yung Baby Tate - Damn Daniel: 9 Help I was gonna make an indieheads exchange scores/What Are Those!? joke but thats a completely different meme, the passage of time has broken me

Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP: 8 Am I listening to a closed Orlando Florida water park, cause this song is Wet N Wild

Chloe x Halle - Ungodly Hour: 8 After years of research, I can confirm the most ungodly hour is 6am, specifically when you stayed up the whole night and walk around the house with the sun rising but everyone's still asleep

Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On: 10 A scientific breakthrough! For the first time ever Corinne Bailey Rae has found a way to distill pure sunshine into a music track

Destiny’s Child - Say My Name: 10 An all-timer pre-chorus

Dolly Parton - Jolene: 10 The sound of that guitar is something else, and Dolly sells the hell out of this tale

Fiona Apple - Criminal: 10 If Fiona never made music again she'd be one of the rare people who peaked as a teenager and could be proud of it

Flo Rida ft. T-Pain - Low: 6 Divorced from the sheer overplay, I'm liking this a lot more than I did in the late 00s. Ask me in a few years and maybe I'll be the one with the apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans, the whole rate looking at jeans

GFRIEND - MAGO: 10 There's so many parts in here that would be the best part or the big hook of other songs, but in MAGO it's simply one in a track stuffed wall-to-wall full of em

Hannah Diamond - Concrete Angel: 6 A tale of two halves

Janelle Monáe - Cold War: 10 Not sure how it can be called Cold War when it arrives with all the force of a million bombs

Japanese Breakfast - Be Sweet: 9 Scully: what a gorgeous, groovy tune  Mulder: -throws her a file- ever heard of the bop alien

Jessie Ware - Spotlight: 8 Wish I could feel as sexy as that drop

Kelela - LMK: 9 Alright adding her to the backlog, this sounds hella good

Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta: 10 It's legitimately impossible to walk down the sidewalk with this blasting in your headphones and not suddenly gain the most umwarranted confidence imaginable

Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing): 10 You better watch out You better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Lido Pimienta ft. Li Saumet - Nada: 9 Shhh I'm becoming one with nature right now

Little Simz - Introvert: 8 It's like watching a big epic blockbuster opening day, full crowd, and you walk out of the theatre thinking you've just seen the best movie of your life. But then you watch it again at home, and it's still fantastic, but something's missing; it really doesn't get better on repeat, it plateaus. And no matter how many times you try, you're just always chasing how it felt that first time.

Loreen - Euphoria: 3 This is popheads bait and I'm only taking it this time to drag it deep into the riverbed

Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love: 11 Brought it into this rates world, and I'll go down swinging with it too. I want to live in this song, a wonderful listen everytime, and legit a top ten song of all time for me. That's Plastic Love, baby!

Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough: 10 Is what being in love feels like

Marvin Gaye - What's Going On: 10 Feels timeless

MGMT - Time to Pretend: 7 Catnip to indie leaning millenials like moi

Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal: 10 Came in ready to score this at the lower end of the 10s curve, but two listens later and uhhhh sorry honor it slaps

Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky: 7 Miley doing well in this sound? No way! With that voice? Who would've guessed

Missy Elliott - Work It: 9 Missy/Timbaland a true all-time duo, they were a game changer back then and this still sounds fantastic now

Mis-Teeq - Scandalous: 10 Does not let up, my goodness

One Direction - Night Changes: 9 A song worthy of pages upon pages of fanfic

Phoebe Bridgers - I Know The End: 9 Guy at the front of the Phoebe concert who doesn't really know the lyrics so he's just going with the flow: AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

Poppy -  I Disagree: 8 Now that Triple H is in charge of the WWE I can't wait for Poppy to start showing up there every three months with new music again

Porter Robinson - Musician: 10 Gonna need a space shuttle to bring me down cause I am ascending

Rihanna - S&M: 7 Goddamn they really let this play on the radio huh

Rina Sawayama - XS: 10 An absolute grand slam song, Rina really caught lightning in a bottle with this album

SHINee - View: 7 Ooh, this one's a fun dance track. Might grow on me post-rate

Shura - religion (u can lay your hands on me): 7 Like the sound & strings, very pleasant sounding

SOPHIE - Immaterial: 9 A transcendent bop

Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime: 10 I need to see David Byrne & Kermit in their big suits in the same room, please, just once I'm begging

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights: 8 Still unfortunately broken from the Blinding Lights overplay, but man I can't wait til that subsides cause this is it

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car: 10 Absolutely nails what it's going for, a storytelling classic

TWICE - The Feels: 8 Sad news. I have been diagnosed with The Feels. There is no cure

Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know: 9 Indie pop rock heaven, two dope riffs on top of each other, that bassline, incredible chorus, what more could you want?

Tyler, the Creator - I Think: 9 The drop coming back from the bridge got me dancing rn I don't care who knows

Utada Hikaru - Simple and Clean: 6 One of the few winners I'm actually scoring higher than I did in its own rate. Still not connecting as much as I'd hope, but becoming a bit more familiar with her music helps

Victorious Cast - Take a Hint: 7 There's a world where this was made by someone that isn't Nickelodeon & it's a smasha for the ages, but I guess we must accept the things we can't change

Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me): 10 This would be so corny in a billion other artists' hands, and instead it's one of the most infectious expressions of joy ever

Zara Larsson - All The Time: 10 Zara Larsson having a secret identical twin who had to tag in for All The Time is the only explanation for her putting out a stone cold classic like this

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