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- Screen 1
- These are hard times in sweden
- Dude: Even a typical swedish family like us are having a hard time
- woman: Good thing that we are so pure and blond
- Kid: And blue eyed!
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- Suddenly.
- Kid: Dad! look over there! filthy strangers are coming over the hill
- Strangers: Allah! Yalla!
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- Kid: Who are these people father?
- Dude: Muslims, They've come here to live on contributions and build bombs
- Woman: And rape all women
- kid: oh my god
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- Very soon falu korv (steamed sausage) will be replaced with falafel. Women wearing burkas are stealing for the retired folks, It's not looking good for the swedish community.
- Guy: This blows
- Strangers: Quiet slave! time to rape all women! Yalla! Yalla!
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- Suddenly.
- Kid: Look at the sky!
- kid: Is it a bird?
- Kid: is it a plane?
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- Dude: No, It's SwedishDemocracyMan Jimmie Åkesson (Leader for the Swedish Democracy which is a "Nazi" connection that is involved with politics
- kid: hurray!
- kid: Save us Jimmie!
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- Without hesitation Jimmie immediately banishes the muslims, Forcing them to move to Danmark instead
- Jimmie: I don't wanna see your ugly faces again
- muslims: allah! yalla!
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- Dude: How are we ever going to repay you Jimmie?
- Jimmie: As long as Sweden stays Swedish it's fine by me.
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- kid: But Jimmie, What are we gonna do about all the communists and hemophilia?
- Jimmie: Ha, ha! Let's stick to one thing at a time son!
- kid: Gay people are disgusting!
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