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  1. Screen 1
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  3. These are hard times in sweden
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  5. Dude: Even a typical swedish family like us are having a hard time
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  7. woman: Good thing that we are so pure and blond
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  9. Kid: And blue eyed!
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  11. Screen 2
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  13. Suddenly.
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  15. Kid: Dad! look over there! filthy strangers are coming over the hill
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  17. Strangers: Allah! Yalla!
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  19. Screen 3
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  21. Kid: Who are these people father?
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  23. Dude: Muslims, They've come here to live on contributions and build bombs
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  25. Woman: And rape all women
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  27. kid: oh my god
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  29. Screen 4
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  31. Very soon falu korv (steamed sausage) will be replaced with falafel. Women wearing burkas are stealing for the retired folks, It's not looking good for the swedish community.
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  33. Guy: This blows
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  35. Strangers: Quiet slave! time to rape all women! Yalla! Yalla!
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  37. Screen 5
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  39. Suddenly.
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  41. Kid: Look at the sky!
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  43. kid: Is it a bird?
  44.  
  45. Kid: is it a plane?
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  47. Screen 6
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  49. Dude: No, It's SwedishDemocracyMan Jimmie Åkesson (Leader for the Swedish Democracy which is a "Nazi" connection that is involved with politics
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  51. kid: hurray!
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  53. kid: Save us Jimmie!
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  55. Screen 7
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  57. Without hesitation Jimmie immediately banishes the muslims, Forcing them to move to Danmark instead
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  59. Jimmie: I don't wanna see your ugly faces again
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  61. muslims: allah! yalla!
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  63. Screen 8
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  65. Dude: How are we ever going to repay you Jimmie?
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  67. Jimmie: As long as Sweden stays Swedish it's fine by me.
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  69. screen 9
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  71. kid: But Jimmie, What are we gonna do about all the communists and hemophilia?
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  73. Jimmie: Ha, ha! Let's stick to one thing at a time son!
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  75. kid: Gay people are disgusting!
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