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- Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
- party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
- agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
- from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
- upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
- the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
- at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
- the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
- second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
- The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
- limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
- elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
- means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
- of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
- non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
- becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
- have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
- consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
- Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
- shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
- occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
- step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
- should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
- The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
- first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
- produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
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