The Diddler

	One particulary drab day in Gotham, Batman said to himself, "Fuck it I'm going to solve all of the Riddler's riddles."
He sat down that night and studied. Just studied. He did nothing but study besides eating a ham sandwich. The next
day, he went to the Riddler's apartment complex and demanded for the Riddler's riddles. The man quickly thought
one up, and Batman solved it. He thought up another one, and Batman solved that one as well. This went on for another
two hours until the Riddler just stopped. He tried to say another riddle, but couldn't. The Riddler kept trying and trying,
but nothing came out. The Batman, now triumphant over the Riddler, returned to the Batcave and watched more of
his 60's self.
	The Riddler was overcome with grief, he couldn't do anything to Batman anymore. He couldn't just get a job
like most normal people, he had to continue to torture Batman, but how? He suited up and went downtown to the local
unemployment office, sure there he was to find a job to solve his midlife crisis. An older woman named Ellen attended
to his problem. "What do you do for a living?" Ellen asked in a scraggily tone, it was clear that she enjoyed her job.
"I riddle things, but I ran out of riddles! Please! You've got to help me!" said the Riddler. The woman moved her
head over the counter slowly, pinning something on to his shirt. In the most serious tone of voice she said "Sir". There was a
brief pause. "You've just been diddled by the Batman".
	The Riddler just stared into space, absorbing the truth that was just told. Clicking on the computer began
followed by a beeping noise. Ellen turned her head back towards the Riddler. "Well we do have a position open for a game
show host if you-" she was interrupted. "No, I already have a job, I must make haste" said the now energetic man. Ellen
was confused. She started to ask about his new job but was interrupted once more. "Just call me.. the Diddler!" He smiled a big
grin. The woman's eyes lit up and tried to stop him, but it was too late. The Diddler was already through the office doors, on his
way to the Batcave. To this day, the Batman is still diddled by the Diddler.