A message to a paranoid-to-be-woosher

On the olden days of the internet, it was but a small array of static forum pages and cat pictures anybody could laugh at.

Forum page after forum page (Stack Exchange after TouchArcade), the internet started growing into its own groups. And thus the narcissists found out how to take control of the less socially educated, and what site but Reddit.

You may know what r/woosh is, and that's perfectly fine! Keep that knowledge. But an r/woosh does but anything to your reputation. What I'm saying is that it will not make you look bad!

And yes, you may be seen as a fool in the eyes of the r/wooshers who woosh the wooshed, but they will give but a thought to who you actually are as a person.

So if you are paranoid that you will be the list of persons in the woosh roster, you should start tinkering with your personality, so shall not be paranoid about wooshes!