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Ascensions Guide v2.031.2

Feb 19th, 2019 (edited)
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  1. Ascensions Guide - how to get all 88 heavenly upgrades in 19 ascensions or less
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  3. If you're looking to get every heavenly upgrade in 11 ascensions, go to https://pastebin.com/28vUYikJ
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  5. Note: These are ascension minimums. If you're lucky with Golden Cookie combos you might get way more than an ascension minimum. That's okay. Just combine two or more consecutive ascensions or buy some of the upgrades (for a future ascension) in one ascension and buy the rest (for that future ascension) in a later ascension. [Example: you overshot Ascension 4 and got 67 thousand HC. Then you can buy all of the upgrades for Ascension 4 and Permaslot 3 (Ascension 5), and buy the rest of Ascension 5 on the next ascension]
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  7. You won't find anyone named "Finkus" on Discord, so look for Killua2Timez#9999. That's me. Feel free to ping me if you have any questions or a suggestion. (Pastebin doesn't let me change my username). I'm also on steam with username Finnquaza, display name Killua2Timez.
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  9. Helpers - Yershi (v2.019), K1d_5h31d0n (v2.021), Narrihson (v2.021), Phlap (v2.031), Gravity (v2.031), Katloverr (v2.031)
  10. [Psst! Hi Fillex, Fishy, Julian, and Vol! :3]
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  12. For each ascension, the first number is the target HC to get, which is a recommended minimum. The second number, "Total HC," is the total amount of HC required for all upgrades up to and including that ascension. The third number is the total cookies baked all time you'll need to complete this ascension. Remember, you're free to play the game however you like, but deviating from the guide may result in a longer time to complete the game.
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  14. If you don't know what any of the heavenly upgrades do, check out this link. https://pastebin.com/anF78Jmy
  15. It tells you what each and every one of the upgrades does, all sorted in the same order as you see below. (They are in order but not divided by ascension)
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  17. An version of this ascension guide for impatient people can be found at https://pastebin.com/CyRqUASH, has the first ascend at 213, and has four more ascends overall, as well as a different upgrade order for some of the heavenly upgrades.
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  19. Permaslots guide can be found at https://pastebin.com/ppKuiupm
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  21. 1st - 440 - Total HC: 440 - 85.184 quintillion
  22. Legacy (1)
  23. Heavenly Cookies (3)
  24. How to Bake Your Dragon (9)
  25. Box of Brand Biscuits (25)
  26. Tin of British Tea Biscuits (25)
  27. Tin of Butter Cookies (25)
  28. Box of Macarons (25)
  29. Starter Kit (50)
  30. Heavenly Luck (77)
  31. Permanent upgrade slot 1 (100) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
  32. Heralds (100)
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  34. 2nd - 2887 - Total HC: 3327 - 36.826 sextillion
  35. Lasting Fortune (777)
  36. Golden Switch (999)
  37. Season Switcher (1111)
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  39. 3rd - 33585 - Total HC: 36912 - 50.292 septillion
  40. Milk selector (9) *cosmetic only
  41. Background selector (99) *cosmetic only
  42. Persistent Memory (500)
  43. Lucky Digit (777) - be sure to end your total prestige in 7 upon ascending
  44. Twin Gates, Angels, Archangels, Virtues, Belphegor, Mammon, Abaddon, Dominions (3200)
  45. Kitten Angels (9000)
  46. Permanent Upgrade Slot 2 (20000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
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  48. 4th - 125176 - Total HC: 162088 - 4.2585 octillion
  49. Satan (2401)
  50. Starter Kitchen (5000)
  51. Decisive Fate (7777)
  52. Golden Cookie Alert Sounds (9999)
  53. Unholy Bait (44444)
  54. Halo Gloves (55555)
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  56. 5th - 844442 - Total HC: 1006530 - 1.0197 nonillion
  57. Lucky Number (77777) - be sure to end your total prestige in 777 upon ascending
  58. Residual Luck (99999)
  59. Synergy Vol 1 (222222)
  60. Elder Spice (444444)
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  62. 6th - 3,091,131 - Total HC: 4,097,661 - 68.803 nonillion
  63. Cherubim, Asmodeus (33614)
  64. Divine Sales (99999)
  65. Divine Discount (99999)
  66. Seraphim, Beelzebub (235298)
  67. Divine Bakeries (399999)
  68. Synergy Vol 2 (2,222,222)
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  70. 7th - 13,233,331 - Total HC: 17,330,992 - 5.2056 decillion
  71. Sacrilegious Corruption (444444)
  72. All seasons upgrades [5x111111] (555555) - Starspawn, Starsnow, Starterror, Starlove, Startrade
  73. Five-Finger Discount (555555)
  74. Inspired Checklist (900000)
  75. Permanent Upgrade Slot 3 (3,000,000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
  76. Distilled Essence of Redoubled Luck (7,777,777)* if you want, you can delay this to 8th ascend, this would make numbers for this ascend 5,455,554/9,553,215/871.86 nonillion and numbers for next ascend 20,091,528/29,644,743/26.052 decillion
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  78. 8th - 12,313,751 - Total HC: 29,644,743 - 26.052 decillion
  79. Label Printer (999999) *cosmetic only
  80. Fanciful Dairy Selection (1,000,000) *cosmetic only
  81. God, Lucifer (1,647,086)
  82. Genius Accounting (2,000,000) *no true effect on gameplay, but can be useful
  83. Wrinkly Cookie (6,666,666)
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  85. 9th - 77,777,777 - Total HC: 107,422,520 - 1.2396 undecillion
  86. Lucky Payout (77,777,777) - be sure to end your total prestige level in 777777 upon ascending, turn off short numbers to see your actual prestige level
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  88. 10th - 240,353,606 - Total HC: 347,776,126 - 42.063 undecillion
  89. Chimera (40,353,607)
  90. Eye of the Wrinkler (99,999,999) *no true effect on gameplay, but can be useful
  91. Stevia Caelestis (100M)
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  93. 11th - 900M - Total HC: 1,247,776,126 - 1.9427 duodecillion
  94. Sugar Baking (200M)
  95. Diabetica Daemonicus (300M)
  96. Permanent Upgrade Slot 4 (400M) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
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  98. 12th - 3B - Total HC: 4,247,776,126 - 76.645 duodecillion
  99. Sugar Craving (400M)
  100. Sugar Aging Process (600M)
  101. Sucralosia Inutilis (1B)
  102. Sugar Crystal Cookie (1B)
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  104. 13th - 11,111,111,110 - Total HC: 15,358,887,236 - 3.6231 tredecillion
  105. Shimmering Veil (999,999,999)
  106. Keepsakes (1,111,111,111)
  107. Kitten Wages (9,000,000,000)
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  109. 14th - 30,555,555,525 - Total HC: 45,914,442,761 - 96.794 tredecillion
  110. Aura Gloves (555,555,555)
  111. Cosmic Beginner's Luck (14,999,999,985)
  112. Reinforced Membrane (14,999,999,985)
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  114. 15th - 86,777,777,777 - Total HC: 132,692,220,538 - 2.3363 quattuordecillion
  115. Cat Ladies (9,000,000,000)
  116. Fortune Cookies (77,777,777,777)
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  118. 16th - 383B - Total HC: 515,692,220,538 - 137.14 quattuordecillion
  119. Permanent Upgrade Slot 5 (50,000,000,000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
  120. Box of Pastries (333B)
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  122. 17th - 333B - Total HC: 848,692,220,538 - 611.29 quattuordecillion
  123. Box of Not Cookies (333B)
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  125. 18th - 488,555,555,554 - Total HC: 1,337,247,776,092 - 2.3913 quindecillion
  126. Luminous Gloves (55,555,555,555)
  127. Pet the Dragon (99,999,999,999)
  128. Box of Maybe Cookies (333B)
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  130. 19th - 900B - Total HC: 2,237,247,776,092 - 11.198 quindecillion
  131. Milkhelp lactose intolerance relief tablets - (900B)
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  133. Past 2.237T total HC, it's a good idea to pause your progression and tackle some other achievements you might be needing, especially the 100 and 1000 ascend ones, as on average, they get more time-consuming the more prestige levels you have. Otherwise, aim to at least double your prestige level from here on out per ascend.
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