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Ascensions Guide v2.029.1

Feb 19th, 2019 (edited)
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  1. Ascensions Guide - how to get all 82 heavenly upgrades in 18 ascensions or less
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  3. If you're looking to get every heavenly upgrade in 10 ascensions, go to https://pastebin.com/28vUYikJ
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  5. Note: These are ascension minimums. If you're lucky with Golden Cookie combos you might get way more than an ascension minimum. That's okay. Just combine two or more consecutive ascensions or buy some of the upgrades (for a future ascension) in one ascension and buy the rest (for that future ascension) in a later ascension. [Example: you overshot Ascension 4 and got 67 thousand HC. Then you can buy all of the upgrades for Ascension 4 and Permaslot 3 (Ascension 5), and buy the rest of Ascension 5 on the next ascension]
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  7. Permaslots guide is located at the bottom.
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  9. You won't find anyone named "Finkus" on Discord, so look for Lostvayne Finny#5117. That's me. Or I might be on my alt, Legendary Zeldris#0097. Feel free to ping me if you have any questions or a suggestion. (Pastebin doesn't let me change my username). I'm also on reddit at /u/gr8vince, but I rarely use it.
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  11. Helpers - Yershi (v2.019), K1d_5h31d0n (v2.021), Narrihson (v2.021)
  12. [Psst! Hi Fillex, Fishy, Julian, and Vol! :3]
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  14. For each ascension, the first number is the target HC to get, which is a recommended minimum. The second number, "Total HC," is the total amount of HC required for all upgrades up to and including that ascension. The third number is the total cookies baked all time you'll need to complete this ascension. Remember, you're free to play the game however you like, but deviating from the guide may result in a longer time to complete the game.
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  16. If you don't know what any of the heavenly upgrades do, check out this link. https://pastebin.com/anF78Jmy
  17. It tells you what each and every one of the upgrades does, all sorted in the same order as you see below. (They are in order but not divided by ascension)
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  19. An alternate version of this ascension guide can be found at https://pastebin.com/CyRqUASH, has the first ascend at 213, and has one more ascend overall, as well as a different upgrade order for some of the heavenly upgrades.
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  21. Permaslots guide can be found at https://pastebin.com/ppKuiupm
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  23. 1st - 440 - Total HC: 440 - 85.184 quintillion
  24. Legacy (1)
  25. Heavenly Cookies (3)
  26. How to Bake Your Dragon (9)
  27. Box of Brand Biscuits (25)
  28. Tin of British Tea Biscuits (25)
  29. Tin of Butter Cookies (25)
  30. Box of Macarons (25)
  31. Starter Kit (50)
  32. Heavenly Luck (77)
  33. Permanent upgrade slot 1 (100) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
  34. Heralds (100)
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  36. 2nd - 3111 - Total HC: 3551 - 44.777 sextillion
  37. Season Switcher (1111)
  38. Permanent Upgrade Slot 2 (2000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
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  40. 3rd - 15361 - Total HC: 18912 - 6.7642 septillion
  41. Milk selector (9) *cosmetic only
  42. Background selector (99) *cosmetic only
  43. Persistent Memory (500)
  44. Lasting Fortune (777)
  45. Lucky Digit (777) - be sure to end your total prestige in 7 upon ascending
  46. Twin Gates, Angels, Archangels, Virtues, Belphegor, Mammon, Abaddon, Dominions (3200)
  47. Golden Switch (999)
  48. Kitten Angels (9000)
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  50. 4th - 110732 - Total HC: 129644 - 2.179 octillion
  51. Satan (2401)
  52. Starter Kitchen (5000)
  53. Decisive Fate (7777)
  54. Golden Cookie Alert Sounds (9999)
  55. Permanent Upgrade Slot 3 (30000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
  56. Halo Gloves (55555)
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  58. 5th - 666666 - Total HC: 796310 - 504.948 octillion
  59. Unholy Bait (44444)
  60. Synergy Vol 1 (222222)
  61. Permanent Upgrade Slot 4 (400000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
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  63. 6th - 2,155,831 - Total HC: 2,952,141 - 25.729 nonillion
  64. Cherubim, Asmodeus (33614)
  65. Lucky Number (77777) - be sure to end your total prestige in 777 upon ascending
  66. Residual Luck (99999)
  67. Divine Sales (99999)
  68. Divine Discount (99999)
  69. Divine Bakeries (399999)
  70. Elder Spice (444444)
  71. Inspired Checklist (900000)
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  73. 7th - 9,013,074 - Total HC: 11,965,215 - 1.713 decillion
  74. Seraphim, Beelzebub (235298)
  75. Sacrilegious Corruption (444444)
  76. All seasons upgrades [5x111111] (555555) - Starspawn, Starsnow, Starterror, Starlove, Startrade
  77. Five-Finger Discount (555555)
  78. Synergy Vol 2 (2,222,222)
  79. Permanent Upgrade Slot 5 (5,000,000) - link to permaslots guide before 1st ascend
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  81. 8th - 20,091,528 - Total HC: 32,056,743 - 32.943 decillion
  82. Label Printer (999999) *cosmetic only
  83. Fanciful Dairy Selection (1,000,000) *cosmetic only
  84. God, Lucifer (1,647,086)
  85. Genius Accounting (2,000,000) *no true effect on gameplay, but can be useful
  86. Wrinkly Cookie (6,666,666)
  87. Distilled Essence of Redoubled Luck (7,777,777)
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  89. 9th - 77,777,777 - Total HC: 109,834,520 - 1.3251 undecillion
  90. Lucky Payout (77,777,777) - be sure to end your total prestige level in 777777 upon ascending, turn off short numbers to see your actual prestige level
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  92. 10th - 240,353,606 - Total HC: 350,188,126 - 42.945 undecillion
  93. Chimera (40,353,607)
  94. Eye of the Wrinkler (99,999,999) *no true effect on gameplay, but can be useful
  95. Stevia Caelestis (100M)
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  97. 11th - 900M - Total HC: 1,250,188,126 - 1.954 duodecillion
  98. Sugar Baking (200M)
  99. Diabetica Daemonicus (300M)
  100. Sugar Craving (400M)
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  102. 12th - 2.6B - Total HC: 3,850,188,126 - 57.075 duodecillion
  103. Sugar Aging Process (600M)
  104. Sucralosia Inutilis (1B)
  105. Sugar Crystal Cookie (1B)
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  107. 13th - 11,111,111,110 - Total HC: 14,961,229,236 - 3.3489 tredecillion
  108. Shimmering Veil (999,999,999)
  109. Keepsakes (1,111,111,111)
  110. Kitten Wages (9,000,000,000)
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  112. 14th - 29,999,999,970 - Total HC: 44,961,299,206 - 90.890 tredecillion
  113. Cosmic Beginner's Luck (14,999,999,985)
  114. Reinforced Membrane (14,999,999,985)
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  116. 15th - 77,777,777,777 - Total HC: 122,739,076,983- 1.8491 quattuordecillion
  117. Fortune Cookies (77,777,777,777)
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  119. 16th - 333B - Total HC: 455,739,076,983 - 94.656 quattuordecillion
  120. Box of Pastries (333B)
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  122. 17th - 333B - Total HC: 788,739,076,983 - 490.69 quattuordecillion
  123. Not Cookies (333B)
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  125. 18th - 432,999,999,999 - Total HC: 1,221,739,076,982- 1.8237 quindecillion
  126. Pet the Dragon (99,999,999,999)
  127. Maybe Cookies (333B)
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  129. Past 1.222T total HC, it's a good idea to pause your progression and tackle some other achievements you might be needing, especially the 100 and 1000 ascend ones, as on average, they get more time-consuming the more prestige levels you have. Otherwise, aim to at least double your prestige level from here on out per ascend.
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