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SWFanfic Ch. 2: Matt and Hunter Race to the Finish

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  2. SWFanfic Ch. 2: Matt and Hunter Race to the Finish
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  4.  
  5. "man i cant believe that lotus guy kicked us out, what a scumbag" said hunter because he was totally butthurt
  6.  
  7. "how did we even get inside his house anyways?" asked syena
  8.  
  9. hunter was about to answer that question until he got literally punched in the face by matt's ice cold brain freezer attack. Ouch.
  10.  
  11. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" said a very buttdevastated hunter because he was buttdevastated.
  12.  
  13. "they call me matty1ce, and lotus is a bro4lyfe. i will not tolerate you calling him a scumbag" said mattyice with a very serious face
  14.  
  15. "SO U PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE?!" screamed hunter like a sissy girl
  16.  
  17. "yes, sissy girls like u who lack the balls to say things to people's faces deserve to be punched in the face" matt said. Hunter knew he lacked the balls to say things to peoples faces so he decided that now was a good time to change.
  18.  
  19. "matt u suck at dustforce and i'm challenging you to a race to prove how scrubby you are. meet me on thursday behind the jungle gyms at 11pm, IF YOU DARE!!!!!!" said hunter with the balls that he borrowed from someone else. to seal the deal, Hunter hit matt with the 5 point exploding heart technique and matt got slammed into the wall behind him. as his organs were slowly shutting down, matt stood up and with his final breath said "challenge accepted"
  20.  
  21. syena was there for the whole thing, but even though she was laughing the whole time at how stupid hunter and mattyice looked arguing at each other, she found it in her to phone her handsome and suave senpai Twinkie to tell them that the race was on.
  22.  
  23. mattyice and hunter each entered their respective rooms, turned the lights off, and played dustforce for 69 hours straight until it was time for the race.
  24.  
  25. it was time for the race.
  26.  
  27. mattyice walked to the jungle gyms and noticed that hunter and his possé were already there. #TEAMHUNTER they all babbled while spitting saliva at each other. luckily matt brought his possé of smash nerds to the race so they all babbled #TEAMMATT back at hunter's team. after nearly drowning in their own saliva, Twinkie appeared to start the race. Wow. He is more good looking now than he was when Syena called him. He graciously stood on the podium that was for some reason behind the jungle gym and graced everyone with his good looks.
  28.  
  29. "Ladies and Gentleman, it is I, Twinkie, and the race is about to start". All the females in the room screamed in excitement not because the race was about to start but because of how dashingly amazing Twinkie was as a human being.
  30.  
  31. "Over in this corner we have Mattyice. Matt do you have anything to say to Hunter?" said Twinkie.
  32.  
  33. "Hunter thinks he can beat me with Dustgirl only. Ever wonder what the IR in IRHunter stands for? It stands for IceRektsHunter" said Matt. #TeamMatt went absolutely wild.
  34.  
  35. Twinkie got back on the mic and said, "Well thank you for your time Matt. Now on THIS corner, we have Hunter. Hunter what do you have to say to Matt?"
  36.  
  37. Hunter took the mic and said "Mattyice more like BaddyIce. I didn't choose Dustgirl, Dustgirl chose me. Matt is a scrub."
  38.  
  39. OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! said everyone in #TeamHunter. Off in the distance a sign was raised that read "Hunter I'm pregnant" by syena. Disgusting. Ew.
  40.  
  41. "Okay so now that the two players are ready, let the race begin!" said Twinkie as he started the countdown.
  42.  
  43. 3... 2.... 1.... GO!
  44.  
  45. The race had started, and what an abomination it was. Hunter missed a ton of tech. Mattyice went the wrong way like 7 times. It was very sloppy. They were trying their hardest but we all knew it was only slightly better than a first time play. Everybody in the crowd was playing on their phones because it just hurt so much to watch the actual race. The ones that weren't on their phones were staring at Twinkie's amazing body instead. What a hunk. I wish he was my dad.
  46.  
  47. After like an eternity later, Matt stood up and shouted "I FINISHED! I WON THE RACE!". Nobody in the crowd said anything. The only thing that could be heard was the sound of people yawning and slowly getting out of their sleeping bags.
  48.  
  49. Hunter jumped off his seat literally five seconds later and said, "IM DONE TOO!"
  50.  
  51. "NOBODY CARES, LOSER" yelled a guy in the background. It was probably Shury.
  52.  
  53. Twinkie, still looking good even after an eternity has passed, walked to the podium and said, "Well that was an excellent race. What skill! Such sportsmanship! Give a round of applause to these amazing players!"
  54.  
  55. nobody clapped
  56.  
  57. Twinkie was about to finish with his closing statements until Lotus burst through the door, pushed Twinkie off the podium and said, "WTF WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY BACKYARD, GET OUT!!!!!"
  58.  
  59. End of Chapter 2
  60.  
  61. -----------------
  62. Table of Contents
  63. -----------------
  64. SWFanfic Book 1
  65. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/fXtjuje5
  66. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/PeJS3nxe
  67. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/xZdrR2mS
  68.  
  69. SWFanfic Book 2
  70. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/PbnGUrt1
  71. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/YGsQh2em
  72. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/Ebqtv6F2
  73. Chapter 4: N/A
  74. Chapter 5: N/A
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