JewishJuggernaut's Autoexec

//BINDS
bind KP_PLUS "buy defuser"
bind KP_HOME "buy ak47; buy m4a1"
bind KP_UPARROW "buy vest;buy vesthelm"
bind KP_PGUP "buy flashbang; buy smokegrenade"
bind KP_LEFTARROW "buy famas;buy galil"
bind KP_5 "buy awp"
bind KP_RIGHTARROW "buy p250"
bind KP_END "volumeoff"
bind KP_DOWNARROW "buy fiveseven;buy tec9;buy cz"
bind KP_PGDN "takingfire"
bind KP_DEL "buy ssg08"
bind KP_INS "buy deagle"
alias afk_on "echo AFK script Enable; +forward; +moveleft; +left;"
alias afk_off "echo AFK script Disable; -forward; -moveleft; -left;"
bind mouse3 left
alias "left" "cl_righthand 0; bind mouse3 right"
alias "right" "cl_righthand 1; bind mouse3 left"
alias hlss-START "voice_inputfromfile 1; voice_loopback 1; +voicerecord; alias ToggleWAV hlss-STOP"
alias hlss-STOP "voice_inputfromfile 0; voice_loopback 0; -voicerecord; alias ToggleWAV hlss-START"
alias ToggleWAV "hlss-START"
voice_fadeouttime 0
//Fresh Prince of Bel-Air // Press p
alias "super" "bel1"
alias "bel1" "say Now, this is a story all about how; alias super bel2"
alias "bel2" "say My life got flipped-turned upside down; alias super bel3"
alias "bel3" "say And I'd like to take a minute; alias super bel4"
alias "bel4" "say Just sit right there; alias super bel5"
alias "bel5" "say I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air; alias super bel6"
alias "bel6" "say In west Philadelphia born and raised; alias super bel7"
alias "bel7" "say On the playground was where I spent most of my days; alias super bel8"
alias "bel8" "say Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool; alias super bel9"
alias "bel9" "say And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school?; alias super bel10"
alias "bel10" "say When a couple of guys who were up to no good; alias super bel11"
alias "bel11" "say Started making trouble in my neighborhood; alias super bel12"
alias "bel12" "say I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; alias super bel13"
alias "bel13" "say She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'; alias super bel14"
alias "bel14" "say I begged and pleaded with her day after day; alias super bel15"
alias "bel15" "say But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way; alias super bel16"
alias "bel16" "say She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.; alias super bel17"
alias "bel17" "say I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.; alias super bel18"
alias "bel18" "say First class, yo this is bad; alias super bel19"
alias "bel19" "say Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.; alias super bel20"
alias "bel20" "say Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?; alias super bel21"
alias "bel21" "say Hmmmmm this might be alright.; alias super bel22"
alias "bel22" "say But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that; alias super bel23"
alias "bel23" "say Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?; alias super bel24"
alias "bel24" "say I don't think so; alias super bel25"
alias "bel25" "say I'll see when I get there; alias super bel26"
alias "bel26" "say I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air; alias super bel27"
alias "bel27" "say Well, the plane landed and when I came out; alias super bel28"
alias "bel28" "say There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out; alias super bel29"
alias "bel29" "say I ain't trying to get arrested yet; alias super bel30"
alias "bel30" "say I just got here; alias super bel31"
alias "bel31" "say I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared; alias super bel32"
alias "bel32" "say I whistled for a cab and when it came near; alias super bel33"
alias "bel33" "say The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror; alias super bel34"
alias "bel34" "say If anything I could say that this cab was rare; alias super bel35"
alias "bel35" "say But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'; alias super bel36"
alias "bel36" "say I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8; alias super bel37"
alias "bel37" "say And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'; alias super bel38"
alias "bel38" "say I looked at my kingdom; alias super bel39"
alias "bel39" "say I was finally there; alias super bel40"
alias "bel40" "say To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ; alias super bel1"
bind "l" "super"

// Volume Toggle Script
alias "volumeoff" "say Volume is now off.; volume 0; bind END volumeon"
alias "volumeon" "say Volume is now on.; volume 0.11; bind END volumeoff"

// Volume Change Script
bind  F8 volume+
bind  F7 volume-
bind  F6 voice+
bind  F5 voice-
alias volume+ "echo Volume+; toggle volume 0 0.1 0.2 0.3 0.4 0.5 0.6 0.7 0.8 0.9 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1"
alias volume- "echo Volume-; toggle volume 0.9 0.8 0.7 0.6 0.5 0.4 0.3 0.2 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0"
alias voice+ "echo Voice+; toggle voice_scale 0 0.1 0.2 0.3 0.4 0.5 0.6 0.7 0.8 0.9 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1"
alias voice- "echo Voice-; toggle voice_scale 0.9 0.8 0.7 0.6 0.5 0.4 0.3 0.2 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0"

echo //////All Star Script Loaded\\\\\\ Press O //\\

alias "all" "Star1"
alias "Star1" "say Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,; alias all Star2"
alias "Star2" "say Is this just fantasy?; alias all Star3"
alias "Star3" "say I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.; alias all Star4"
alias "Star4" "say She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb,; alias all Star5"
alias "Star5" "say In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.; alias all Star6"
alias "Star6" "say Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming,; alias all Star7"
alias "Star7" "say Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.; alias all Star8"
alias "Star8" "say Didn't make sense not to live for fun,; alias all Star9"
alias "Star9" "say Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.; alias all Star10"
alias "Star10" "say So much to do, so much to see,; alias all Star11"
alias "Star11" "say So what's wrong with taking the back streets?; alias all Star12"
alias "Star12" "say You'll never know if you don't go,; alias all Star13"
alias "Star13" "say You'll never shine if you don't glow.; alias all Star14"
alias "Star14" "say Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play,; alias all Star15"
alias "Star15" "say Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid.; alias all Star16"
alias "Star16" "say And all that glitters is gold,; alias all Star17"
alias "Star17" "say Only shooting stars break the mold.; alias all Star18"
alias "Star18" "say It's a cool place and they say it gets colder,; alias all Star19"
alias "Star19" "say You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older.; alias all Star20"
alias "Star20" "say But the media men beg to differ,; alias all Star21"
alias "Star21" "say Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.; alias all Star22"
alias "Star22" "say The ice we skate is getting pretty thin,; alias all Star23"
alias "Star23" "say The water's getting warm so you might as well swim.; alias all Star24"
alias "Star24" "say My world's on fire, how about yours?; alias all Star25"
alias "Star25" "say That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.; alias all Star26"
alias "Star26" "say Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play,; alias all Star27"
alias "Star27" "say Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid.; alias all Star28"
alias "Star28" "say And all that glitters is gold,; alias all Star29"
alias "Star29" "say Only shooting stars break the mold.; alias all Star30"
alias "Star30" "say Now you're a Rock Star!; alias all Star31"
alias "Star31" "say Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play,; alias all Star32"
alias "Star32" "say Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid.; alias all Star33"
alias "Star33" "say And all that glitters is gold,; alias all Star34"
alias "Star34" "say Only shooting stars...; alias all Star35"
alias "Star35" "say Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas,; alias all Star36"
alias "Star36" "say "I need to get myself away from this place."; alias all Star37"
alias "Star37" "say I said "Yep, what a concept,; alias all Star38"
alias "Star38" "say I could use a little fuel myself.; alias all Star39"
alias "Star39" "say And we could all use a little change."; alias all Star40"
alias "Star40" "say Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.; alias all Star41"
alias "Star41" "say Didn't make sense not to live for fun,; alias all Star42"
alias "Star42" "say Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.; alias all Star43"
alias "Star43" "say So much to do, so much to see,; alias all Star44"
alias "Star44" "say So what's wrong with taking the back streets?; alias all Star45"
alias "Star45" "say You'll never know if you don't go,; alias all Star46"
alias "Star46" "say You'll never shine if you don't glow.; alias all Star47"
alias "Star47" "say Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play,; alias all Star48"
alias "Star48" "say Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid.; alias all Star49"
alias "Star49" "say And all that glitters is gold,; alias all Star50"
alias "Star50" "say Only shooting stars break the mold.; alias all Star51"
alias "Star51" "say And all that glitters is gold,; alias all Star52"
alias "Star52" "say Only shooting stars break the mold.; alias all Star1"

bind "o" "all"

//Fresh Prince of Bel-Air // Press p
alias "wheels" "bus1"
alias "bus1" "say Now, this is a story all about how; alias super bus2"
alias "bel2" "say My life got flipped-turned upside down; alias super bel3"
alias "bel3" "say And I'd like to take a minute; alias super bel4"
alias "bel4" "say Just sit right there; alias super bel5"
alias "bel5" "say I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air; alias super bel6"
alias "bel6" "say In west Philadelphia born and raised; alias super bel7"
alias "bel7" "say On the playground was where I spent most of my days; alias super bel8"
alias "bel8" "say Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool; alias super bel9"
alias "bel9" "say And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school?; alias super bel10"
alias "bel10" "say When a couple of guys who were up to no good; alias super bel11"
alias "bel11" "say Started making trouble in my neighborhood; alias super bel12"
alias "bel12" "say I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; alias super bel13"
alias "bel13" "say She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'; alias super bel14"
alias "bel14" "say I begged and pleaded with her day after day; alias super bel15"
alias "bel15" "say But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way; alias super bel16"
alias "bel16" "say She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.; alias super bel17"
alias "bel17" "say I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.; alias super bel18"
alias "bel18" "say First class, yo this is bad; alias super bel19"
alias "bel19" "say Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.; alias super bel20"
alias "bel20" "say Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?; alias super bel21"
alias "bel21" "say Hmmmmm this might be alright.; alias super bel22"
alias "bel22" "say But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that; alias super bel23"
alias "bel23" "say Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?; alias super bel24"
alias "bel24" "say I don't think so; alias super bel25"
alias "bel25" "say I'll see when I get there; alias super bel26"
alias "bel26" "say I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air; alias super bel27"
alias "bel27" "say Well, the plane landed and when I came out; alias super bel28"
alias "bel28" "say There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out; alias super bel29"
alias "bel29" "say I ain't trying to get arrested yet; alias super bel30"
alias "bel30" "say I just got here; alias super bel31"
alias "bel31" "say I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared; alias super bel32"
alias "bel32" "say I whistled for a cab and when it came near; alias super bel33"
alias "bel33" "say The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror; alias super bel34"
alias "bel34" "say If anything I could say that this cab was rare; alias super bel35"
alias "bel35" "say But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'; alias super bel36"
alias "bel36" "say I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8; alias super bel37"
alias "bel37" "say And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'; alias super bel38"
alias "bel38" "say I looked at my kingdom; alias super bel39"
alias "bel39" "say I was finally there; alias super bel40"
alias "bel40" "say To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ; alias super bel1"
bind "p" "wheels"

bind "MOUSE4" "say kill confirmed."