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SWFanfic 2 Ch. 1: Hunter Meets Lotus

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  2. SWFanfic 2: Ch. 1: Hunter Meets Lotus
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  5. 69 yeers pas adn hunter finealy waeks up frum John Cena's patriotec comma enducign WWE smeckdwon taht hapend in teh critecly aclaimed SWFanfic Trilogy witch gota 8/8 its gr8 on metacritec.
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  7. "were am I" sed hunter juss b4 lotus paunchd hem rite n hiz stuped faec. taht waz quik. hunters body geted lonched 20 feet n teh air b4 fallign in2 an pile ofd ust. hunter stoood up n startd wipign teh dust off of hem, but hes bad n dident git worl recrd.
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  9. "LOTUS WAT R U DOING" screamed hunter liek a babby
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  11. "TAHT WAS 4 LOSINGN 2 JOHN CENA 69 YEERS AGO, SCURUB"
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  13. "69 YEERS AGO?!?!?!?" sed a vreh surprisd hunter wiff a surprisd loook on hes faec bcuz he was vreh surpurised
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  15. "I HAEV WAITED AN VARY LONG TIEM 2 DELIVUR TAHT PANCH" sed lotus aftur waitign 69 yeers 2 paunch hunter in hes stuped faec
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  17. hunters brain wuz 2 smal n dident want 2 beleev all teh knowleje beign droped on hem bcuz it waz 2 confusign sed a vreh confyused hunter while sitign theyre, confusd.
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  19. "BUT LOTUS, U HAVENT AGED 1 DAY" sed hunter aftur notecign he hasent aged juan day
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  21. "THNX, I TRY" sed lotus as he wuz prparign hiz finishign moov, "teh feerce chaptur-endign Do U Evn JAM ravagign door slam dunk tekniq", a moov creatd bai charles barkley aftur he inventd teh slam dunk 7000 yeers a go.
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  23. teh attak wuld habe kild hunter rite then n theyre, butt hunter wuz protectid bai teh plot so he dedint die. hunter den lukd strait into lotus's eyez n sed "WERE IZ SYENA".
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  25. lotuses eyez groo wide wit feer b4 lookign away. hunter grabed lotus bye hiz ugly tshirt, slamed hem 2 an wall, n axed aggain "WERE IZ SEYNA"
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  27. lotus slowly bited hiz lip n turned away
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  29. hunter new taht lotus waz keepign a secrit, so he stoled lotuses ballz n used dem 2 chalinge lotus 2 an dustforcign RACE
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  31. "1ST PERSEN 2 GIT 100 TERA DRAPS WINZ. IF I AM WINER, U TEL ME WERE SYENA IS." mlg proclaimed hunter wile spittign on lotuses faec
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  33. lotus getted filld wiff rage n nockd hunter rite in2 teh flooor. he den gited ontop of hem n sad "DO U EEVN NO WAT YOUR GETIGN URSELF INTO?!"
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  35. hunter, feelign teh heet, thru lotus onto teh grouwnd, straddeld hem n sed "syena mite b an masokist and infini mite b hur favoret staeg, butt i loev hur n she iz pregnent wit mai kid"
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  37. lotus chukeld 4 a sec den puld hunter closr 2 hiz faec
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  39. "DEN IF I WEN, U HABES 2 DRES UP IN AN TUTU N CHALENJ JOHN CENA 2 A BATTEL" sed lotus
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  41. teh 2 of tehm stared intensly in2 eech otherz eyez 4 an cupel of secs b4 pashunetly makign out unde rteh bleu korn moon. afktr an few mouf watrign, spit swapign moments, hunter bakt off n sed "DEEL."
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  43. "i dun caer if u r undraged cuz taht wuz hawt" sed lotus wile wipign teh spit of off his faec
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  45. “I-I D-D-DIDENT K-K-KISS U-U B-B-BCUZ I-I-I L-L-LIEK U B-B-BAKA!” sed hunter liek a tru tsundere wumanz
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  47. t hey both new taht dey had 2 pracktis 4 da raec, so dey put theyre clothes bek on n walkt awayyy.
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  49. "C U AT YUMBUNZES HEUSE" sed lotus as he walkt all teh wai bak 2 new zealand
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  53. End of Part 1
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  55.  
  56. =========================================================================================
  57. INTERMISSION
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  59.  
  60. *MEANWHILE IN NARAKA*
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  63.  
  64. "My lord, my hands have finally healed." said a mysterious voice.
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  66. "Good, so you stopped being such a scrub babby." said a very familiar voice.
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  68. "Yes, I did this for you, my lord. For your master plan." said the mysterious voice.
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  70. "Yes, but there is one more thing you must do." said the familiar voice.
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  72. "Yes my lord, I shall carry out.... my final duty." said the mysterious voice.
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  74. "LET THE DUSTFORCE FLOW WITHIN YOUR VEINS!" shouted the familiar voice and then everything turned dark.
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  76. "NOW, DO MY BIDDING SCRUB."
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  78. =========================================================================================
  79. END OF INTERMISSION
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  81.  
  82. (Written by TwinkieSWF and Illusion2438)
  83.  
  84. -----------------
  85. Table of Contents
  86. -----------------
  87. SWFanfic Book 1
  88. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/fXtjuje5
  89. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/PeJS3nxe
  90. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/xZdrR2mS
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  92. SWFanfic Book 2
  93. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/PbnGUrt1
  94. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/YGsQh2em
  95. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/Ebqtv6F2
  96. Chapter 4: N/A
  97. Chapter 5: N/A
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