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>Like, when was Anon ever, like, -normal-?
"Hey, I can be normal is I want!"
>Not if you keep talking to us.
>Shit, I said that outloud?
>>Yurp.
><Derp.
>Who the fuck are you two?
><Well, it's not as weird as you think.
>>We can't control when you blink.
><We can't make you shit.
>>We might be able to make you hit.
>Hit what?
>>I was not able to make up a rhyme.
><Yes, we are losing our prime.
>That still doesn't answer my question...
>>What we are trying to say.
><We have the power to make you pay.
>What...
><We are not spoken rumors.
>>We are unknown-
>I have a pair... of... tumors?
>Your legs buckle from under you.
>>What? No!
><Don't start to blow!
>Oh...
><We were trying to say,
>>We are the ones for ones to pay.
><For we are not spoken rumors.
>>We are immediate boomers.
><We occur in the past.
>>When you need a cast.
>Again, what?
>They're broken bones, you idiot.

Thanks (You know who you are) I spent about twenty minutes writing this.