An OP story - September - 2014

Elite_16: My cat has been freaking out the past few days. Might have mice. Will investigate.

stache777: get on it holmes.

uberclop: Lol

Elite_16: Day 1: The mice are located in the mid floor. Cat is on guard.

Cubicon: Day 2: A curious development. At first, I believed the mice were in charge, but now I suspect an external influence. I've so far narrowed it down to Germany and China. Either seem likely.

stache777: Day 3: A new plan seems to be in the works. I discovered miniature missiles left by the mice as they scurried to get out of my way. These missiles certainly look Russian. This might be a power grabbing ploy by Putin.

killer71700: As a bystander, I find this hilarious.

Elite_16: Day 4: Faint goosesteps can be heard. German mice have been smuggling in weaponry under the floor boards. Russian made.

Cubicon: Day 5: Oh god... OH GOD NO! The mice... they're coming. If anyone gets this, get out now! NOW!! No! No, don't... oh... fs...a fllf... runn... oh... go...d...

stache777: Day 17: I found this apartment available for free, furnished and everything. I wonder why the previous owner left in such a haste. Then I was greeted by a squadron of mice. They were clad in full samurai armor, but were weilding mini-uzis. Were the japanese to blame for the previous owner leaving?

stache777: Day 18: My cat seems to have gone into hiding. I sense a larger force at work here.

Elite_16: OP captains log. Stardate unknown. We lost Captain Cubicon to the mice forces. Commanding officer Elite as acting
captain. So far several countries have been involved. No obvious culprit. I must avenge the death of my former captain.

Cubicon: Day 846: Now I'm one of the aliens, I feel it necessary to berate humans at every chance I get. The pathetic humans can hardly even stand up to us. The power is blinding. It's hard to even imagine I was once one of them...

Elite_16: Day 942: I have reached the mice mothership. The engines seem to emanate a sound "BEW BEW BEW BEW". Maybe it means something?

stache777: Day 943: I discovered some mice. They seemed to be engaged in some sort of ritual that looked strangely like clopping.

Elite_16: Day 945: My unit collided with Joobers renegade team. We both lost some men but have rejoined to take out the
CubiMouse. I have placed my team under Joobers control as I go on a solo mission. I must reason with the mouse king to save Cubicon.

stache777: Day 945: We met up with our former forces, whom we had separated from upon impact. We decided, after a brief confusion, to rejoin and work together.

Cubicon: Day 944: This time-travel shit is fun.

Cubicon: Day 940: The tachyon beam worked perfectly. Now, if only I could remember where I left my goldfish...

stache777: Day 948: Found some kind of fish. Decided to have it for lunch. It was tasty.

Cubicon: Noooooooo.

Elite_16: Day 954: I have attained a mouse uniform and have become one of them. For the time being I have patrolled each floor to find a way to the Mouse king. Remnants of Cubicons former life scatter the upper floor of the mothership. I think I am getting close.

stache777: Day 956: Ran into Ellie wearing a mouse uniform today. Told him he was headed in the wrong direction.
Paulverizer11: Day 958: I had sex with a gerbil today.

Elite_16: Day 959: I sent a congratulations card to Paul today. I hope he likes it.

Paulverizer11: Day 959: Somebody sent me a death threat today... Not sure what to think...

stache777: Day 1000: Discovered a new type of mutant living on this planet. It somehow resembles a cross between Paul and a gerbil. Interesting.

Cubicon: Day 2000: Weird numbers are for chumps.

Paulverizer11: Day 1: And then I woke up.

Elite_16: Day 1004: My encounter with Joobers left me disgruntled. My search was all for nothing. I have exited the mothership and have been hiding at the extraction point for two days. No one has come for me.

stache777: Day 1005: Discovered an audio recording left by someone named Julie stating that they don't know what's going on. I must say that I agree with the log.

Cubicon: Day 1006: The humans continue to focus on these strange "mouse" creatures. We fail to understand their fascination with them. Their limited intelligence is clearly a detriment to their success as a species. We shall continue to monitor and broadcast their ineptitude to our society for general amusement. Their level of sadness is amusing.

Elite_16:  Day 1006: I have decided to leave the extraction point in two days and venture off on my own. Water supplies are running low and I found this large ugly gerbil. It was a godsend after my small mouse rations. Tastes kind of like saltines.

stache777: Day 1007: Finally discovered the almost lifeless body of Ellie at the extraction point. Why we had not looked there earlier remains a mystery to me. Ellie was transported to our medical camp. He seems to be doing okay for now, though there appear to be bite marks on his body.

Stache777: Day 1025: As Ellie continues to gain strength, I turned my thoughts to what the real forces behind the mice invasion were. Surely the mice could not have been acting on their own accord. They must have had orders, but from whom?

Elite_16: Day 1025: Joob seems to be taking charge of the front guard. I must take some time out to regain my strength. Must find more Gerbil hybrids.

stache777: Day 1029: A thought hit me as I witnessed a strange blur in the distance: Aliens. This was definitely the work of aliens trying to take over Earth, and it was up to our ragtag band of misfits to stop them.

stache777: Day 1030: I shared my thoughts with Ellie. He thought I was crazy, but something inside me was convincing. Call it my Plutonian intuition or something.

Elite_16: Day 1030: After a full recovery we gathered our forces for the first full attack. I have sent out a message to all the old regulars. We haven't seen the, in almost 3 years. Its worth a try. Our weaponry contains only harpoon guns and slingshot. Need to restock.

Paulverizer11: Day 1032: I found a couple of humans getting uncomfortably close to the mothership. I think they might have figured out we're here and are searching for us.

stache777: Day 1035: Found Jones and Smith. They appeared to be gnawed to death by hamsters.

stache777: Day 1035 Part 2: Or was it gerbils... I never quite could tell the difference between those two.

Paulverizer11: Day 1034: I bit these two guys to death today.

Elite_16: Day 1035: Joob seems to of found some of his old comrades. Their bodies had been there for days. We gave them a proper send off.

stache777: Day 1036: We vowed revenge on the gerbils for our fallen comrades, while we marched on towards the real threat, the aliens.

Paulverizer11: Day 1038: The humans are still oblivious to the fact that the gerbils and the aliens are one and the same.

Elite_16: Day 1037: Our march continues as our men grow weary. Stopped off for tea and strumpets to raise the soldiers spirits.

stache777: Day 1040: We made it to within sight of the alien camp. We were all shocked when the alien soldiers showed themselves. They were all gerbils!

Elite_16: Day 1041: Our men seem to be at unease over the identities of the alien forces. More questions were raised over gerbils being sent over years to gather information over humans. None of that mattered anymore.

Paulverizer11: Day 1040: We spotted humans outside the camp today. Recommend eating. Or nibbling.

stache777: Day 1041: Decided to make camp and start planning the siege operation. I can't help thinking that I was wrong about the aliens.

Paulverizer11: Day 1041: Shit.

stache777: Day 1042: Lost Little Jimmy while he was on a scouting mission. He was nibbled to death by a pack of gerbils.

Elite_16: Day 1042: Our scouter was lost. We cant afford to lose any more men let alone alert the aliens of our presence.

Paulverizer11: Day 1042: A human wandered too close. It was nibbled. It did not survive.

stache777: Day 1043: Saw a gerbil with what appeared to be extremely technologically advanced weaponry. Perhaps these gerbils are the aliens after all.

Paulverizer11: Day 1043: The humans' activities have slowed down, seemingly. There is talk that they are forming an attack plan.

stache777: Day 1043 Supplemental Note: I did not know this technology was in existence outside of Pluto. There must be a traitor somewhere.

Elite_16: Day 1043: The weaponry out class our own. We need to infiltrate their base and take it out from the inside using their own weapons. How? That will be discussed at the regular jerk circle meeting. (We sit in a circle and make jerky)

Paulverizer11: Day 1044: I think the humans are masturbating together...

stache777: Day 1044: Found the materials necessary to make a lightsaber. Will keep this project hidden from the others, as they still do not know that I am from Pluto. Except for Ellie.

Elite_16: Day 1044: Joob casually mentioned about his plutonian heritage. I nodded and agreed like I already knew.

stache777: Day 1050: Finished lightsaber today. Showed to Ellie. Decided we attack in 3 days.

stache777: Day 1051: Found materials that would make for good armor for our troops. Decided to push attack back until armor is done.

Elite_16: Day 1051: plans for the initial entry and assault have been made but we still need plans to get to the leader and to kill him. I don't think Joob has planned enough for this final mission.

Paulverizer11: Day 1050: It's time to go on the offensive. We attack in three days, as soon as "the project" is completed.
Elite_16: Day 1051: I have this sudden urge to attack the next day.

Paulverizer11: Day 1051: **** you.

stache777: Day 1051 Part 2: Noted that the gerbils have been getting increasingly aggressive as the day wears on. Talked to Ellie. We agreed to launch a surprise attack the next day.

Elite_16: Day 1051: I heard someone swearing at me in the distance. Decapitated a random moose.

stache777: Day 1051 Part 3: Spent the rest of the day making a lightsaber for Ellie and teaching him how to use it. He is quite attuned to the ways of the lightsaber.

Paulverizer11: Day 1052: Work on "the project" is going ahead of schedule. We may have the means to finish by this evening.

stache777: Day 1052: Woke up to a pm fail by Cubicon. Was reminded of the original mission. Is he still savable? Will we get there in time?

Elite_16: Day 1052: Opened an old recording of Cubicon. I miss him.

Paulverizer11: Day 1052 Part 2: I nibbled on Cubicon's ankle today. He was brave. I don't think I want to do this anymore...

stache777: Day 1052: The great battle begins today. Surprisingly I feel no nerves. Ellie almost wet his pants today. We set out on our assault. My part is to be alone, away from the rest of the troops. We will see what happens.

Paulverizer11: Day 1052 Part 3: The humans seem to be mobilizing. I think I have some plans of my own...

Elite_16: Day 1052: Spilled my drink on my crotch. It’s going to be a good day.

Elite_16: Joob left me with the rest of the squadron. He forgot to tell me the plans.

Paulverizer11: Day 1052 Part 4: I freed the prisoner from his bonds and told him to follow me. I was surprised that he complied. Perhaps it was hunger, or maybe his will was weakened, but he never attacked me.

stache777: Day 1052: Forgot to tell Ellie the plans. Decided to communicate them telepathically. Ellie seems confused at first.

Paulverizer11: Day 1052: Got a strange telepathic message from somebody named Stache...

Paulverizer11: I think I'll go to meet him.

stache777: Day 1052: Felt someone eavesdropping on the telepathic communication.

Elite_16: Day 1052: Received a telepathic message. Looks like a chain link. Sent to junk folder.

Paulverizer11: Day 1053: It's a little past midnight. The humans seem to have stopped marching for some reason and bunkered down. I think they know I somehow received their message...

stache777: Day 1052: Decided to not hide my Plutonianness anymore. Flew back to the rest of the troops and filled them in.

stache777: Day 1053: Managed to clear the fortress wall with one jump while the rest of the troops wait for the drawbridge.

Paulverizer11: Day 1053: Made contact with the one called Stache. I delivered the one known as Cubicon to him.

Elite_16: Day 1052: After Joobs boring speech I managed to fight my way to the back entrance and force the squadrons way in. Needed some help from the lube squad. The drawbridge was easy to pass.

Elite_16: Day 1053: Keep forgetting my days. Note to self. See doctor.

stache777: Day 1053: Saw Ellie inside the compound. Not the first time we had different battle plans.

Paulverizer11: Day 1053: The one named Stache and I met inside the compound's walls. It's a good thing I caught him before it was too late. "The project" is finished.

Elite_16: Day 1053: Our squad managed to barricade ourselves in and hold our position. Hopefully our distraction should be enough to give Joob some room to get to the PaulMouse.

stache777: Day 1053: This guy named Paul took advantage of our confusion and ensuing argument to deliver Cubicon to us. There is a strange unease about this situation.

stache777: Decided to leave Cubicon there and pursue Paul.

Paulverizer11: Day 1053: The one called Stache, or Joob, as I have learned, seems to be following me. I had hoped that once they retrieved their comrade, the humans would leave without a fight.

stache777: Day 1054: Paul seems to be controlling Cubicon, or at the very least, has brainwashed him.

Elite_16: Day 1053: Khhh....Khhhh....Joob....They are...Khhh...KKhhhh....overwhelming for..Khh...Khhhhhhhh..............................................................

Paulverizer11: Day 1053: I see that they will not leave in peace. There is fighting near the rear entrance of the compound.

stache777: Day 1054: Found door to Paul's chambers blocked by hundreds of gerbils. Mad lightsaber skillz took them out.

stache777: Day 1054: Burst into Paul's chambers only to find Cubicon there too.

stache777: Day 1054: A long battle with Cubicon ensued, at the end of which Paul tried to hit me with lightning.

Paulverizer11: Day 1054: The fighting at the rear entrance has died down... The silence is overwhelming. I must see if there are survivors. The one named Joob is still pursuing me, I believe, but has not been able to keep up with my pace.

Paulverizer11: Day 1054: I found the one named Joob attacking Cubicon! Maybe some lightning will bring him to his senses...

stache777: Day 1054: Cubicon then, surprisingly, pulled me out of the way of said lightning. Paul subsequently was hurled down a large shaft.

stache777: Day 1055: Cubicon seems to have returned to us, but is in no shape to go on. He asked for me to take something, and then silently passed.

Paulverizer11: Day 1054: That didn't go as planned. I tripped and fell down the water well. I hope that those two humans didn't kill each other up there...

stache777: Day 1055: Looked for survivors. Found none. Everyone is dead. Recognized what Cubicon gave me was a revival potion. It seems to have no initial affect.

Paulverizer11: Day 1055: I managed to finally climb out of the well. I found the one called Cubicon dead.

Elite_16: Day 1055: I have awoken to an empty battlefield. Half destroyed. Small scutters can be heard. I don't know how I am still alive. Maybe I can regain my strength. I look at my pocket watch and see the picture of my sweet Cubicon. I will save you.

Elite_16: Day 1055: Despite multiple fractures I managed to find my way to the source of the noise. The sounds seem to be heavy of heart. I had found the right place. I pick up the sword by the entrance, dragging it on the floor with my little strength and enter the room. Hoping for anything.

Paulverizer11: Day 1055: I decide this is nonsense and leave the camp, never to return to my kind.

Elite_16: Day 1055: A large creature jets off towards the sky, leaving the remnants of a torn battlefield. I can’t help but to dismiss my own wounds and scurry to find Cubicon and Joob

Elite_16: Day 1056: Cubicon is dead. Joob is Missing in action. The gerbils are gone. End transmission.

Elite_16: Day Unknown: 4 moons have passed since my last contact with a living creature. I have traveled the lands only to find death and destruction. This "Project" has destroyed everything I loved. Despite my wounds, I continued on. I don't know if this will reach anybody. But I will keep searching. I will be out there. Somewhere. Among the ruins of my people.