Don't try to lie to me please.

♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Alright, so...
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: First of all...
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: If you want to convince someone you're a female? The only thing you definitely do not do, EVER? Is open up a first impression with "Hi, I'm a girl gamer!"
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Second of all...And even more alarmingly...You do not create that horrible a fake girl name...Evalon is not only a horrible word that is by no means a name...It's a horrible rendition of King Arthur's burial island, Avalon.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Third of all....And this is the one that makes you look like a 'COMPLETE' retard........
Your real name, Evan, is right fucking there on your profile.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: What the fuck do you take me for? An idiot?
Evanhobo: uhm. first of all. i can show you a picture of me... secondly it's not my fault my parents called me Evalon, and thirdly. people call me evan, since evalon is a weird name.
Evanhobo: Hello?
Evanhobo: can i show you a picture of me to prove you wrong?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Sure, okay.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Since you do that, I'll join in.
Evanhobo: i'll take a picture of myself with a piece of paper with evanhobo on it
Evanhobo: oaky
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: http://i.imgur.com/auiaki9.jpg  Here's me showing off my new bra to my mate.
Evanhobo: t...thats you?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Yup.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Your turn!
Evanhobo: you're beautiful..
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Thanks.
Evanhobo: i thought you were married?
Evanhobo: http://imgur.com/33OG0Ph
Evanhobo: there
Evanhobo: proven wrong.
Evanhobo: now do you believe me?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Lol
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: How about you do one that says Prince Vaxis?
Evanhobo: it says evanhobo >.<
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Do Prince Vaxis
Evanhobo: why? o.o
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Cause I don't believe you.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Lol
Evanhobo: i just sent you a picture.. of mewith my game tag on it >.<
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Yeah, you know what?
Evanhobo: hmm?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: It's pretty easy for you to change your steam name to fit whatever is on the picture you find.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Prince Vaxis.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Or you're fulla shit like I assumed you were.
Evanhobo: go onto steam
Evanhobo: and type evanhobo
Evanhobo: you'll find two accounts
Evanhobo: mine
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: (I don't really care what gender you are, btw. But I don't like being lied to.)
Evanhobo: and my second one
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: >Assuming only Steam is a place where people have game tags.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Do Prince Vaxis.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: And I'll take your word for it.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Otherwise, you're full of shit, which I know you are.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Cause if you were this eager to prove me wrong, you wouldn't have argued with me.
Evanhobo: i argued with you last night
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: I know you did.
Evanhobo: and you hurt my feelings..
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: You're hurting mine by lying to me.
Evanhobo: okay.
Evanhobo: time to stop i guess.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: You're fulla shit Evan.
Evanhobo: i am
Evanhobo: i'm sorry ma'am
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: As it so happens.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: I'm fulla shit too.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: That wasn't me.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: I'm a dude just like you, except, I don't hide it.
Evanhobo: wut?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Yeah.
Evanhobo: oh okay
Evanhobo: well uhm.. sorry for lying