00s Radio Pop

Username: welcome2thejam

Album: Monkey Business

Pump It: 8 Better than it has any right to be

Don't Phunk With My Heart: 11 Ultimately jam packed with some of their best hooks

My Style: 4

Don't Lie: 4 Oh my god thought they were gonna drop a random ass Tom's Diner interpolation in the middle of the track

My Humps: 7 So bad it went through at least three iterations of the So Bad It's Good cycle before ending up at good

Like That: 7 Would it have been the stuck-up music nerd move to immediately champion the song in this rate with Q-Tip & Talib Kweli

Dum Diddly: 6 Alright I'm bopping a little

Feel It: 7

Gone Going: 6 Jack Johnson's in this!?

They Don't Want Music: 4 Do you think they realized they were setting themselves up for a deluge of snarky comments

Disco Club: 4 These songs start off like "oh this could be a solid beat" and by the end my brain has drifted into another time district

Bebot: 8 With this you'll get an accurate count of Filipinos in the rater community cause they're contractually obligated to tell you in the comments

Ba Bump: 4

Audio Delite at Low Fidelity: 9 Now where did this come from

Union: 6 This song really willed itself into changing partway through

Do What You Want: 2 I spent the last four minutes questioning whether I wanted to spend my free time doing rates

If You Want Love: 5

Album: PCD

Don't Cha: 9 Just eternally catchy and Busta's a consistently good presence

Beep: 4 Noooooo I was done with you will.i.am get you and your brief out of place Evil Woman sample out of here

Wait A Minute: 6

Stickwitu: 8

Buttons: 6

I Don't Need A Man: 7 Got a nice driving pace

Hot Stuff (I Want You Back): 2 Must we play god

How Many Times, How Many Lies: 6

Bite The Dust: 8

Right Now: 6 I deadass don't know how to respond

Tainted Love / Where Did Our Love Go: 1 MUST WE PLAY GOD

Feelin' Good: 2 Quenched & jay I give up gif

Sway: 3 What in the actual hell is the back half of this album

Flirt: 6 Generic action movie scene where the main characters are bonding through surfing or car racing or something

We Went As Far As We Felt Like Going: 6

Album: Shock Value

Oh Timbaland: 8

Give It To Me: 5

Release: 8 Me after getting through the last two albums

The Way I Are: 9 I couldn't pull that off. If it was me saying all that this song would be called Why Are You the Way That You Are instead

Bounce: 7 Not Timbaland's cure for depression being throwing it back

Come and Get Me: 9 Boxing video game soundtrack type beat

Kill: 7 The rate hosts finally figuring out how to get this song on the ballot

Boardmeeting: 6

Fantasy: 6

Scream: 7 In a two minute span Timbaland put on the Daft Punk helmet, removed the Daft Punk helmet, and tried to seduce me

Miscommunication: 7 Crunch Berries & chill

Bombay: 4 Don't know about this

Throw It On Me: 9 THE HIVES!? AND IT'S AN ASS SHAKER TOO!?

Time: 8 Timbaland: We have Interpol at home

One and Only: 9 Fall Out Boy would do this

Apologize: 6 Completely mind wiped Timbaland's involvement in this

2 Man Show: 7 Thought he was telling Elton John to grab his lady and I was like "... does he know?"

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