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- This happened this morning. My dog is good about sleeping in her own bed most of the night, but this morning I woke up to her on my bed with zero spacial awareness. I'm basically falling off the bed at this point. When she's curled up sleeping I can usually pick her up and shift her to the side of the bed with ease. This morning was different. In my half sleep/half awake stupor when I went to move her, my right hand was on her back end but her tail was not where i thought it would be. I proceed to pick her up, but her tail is up over my arm and my finger finds its way right into her asshole. I could feel the disgusting warmth. I'm not going to lie to you guys, I smelled my finger JUST to make sure...yea it smelled like dog shit.
- TLDR: Moved sleeping dog, fingered dogs asshole
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