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Fall of Cleveland 54 - Berry Bad Fuzzies

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  3. Written by Vanner
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  5. Berry Bad Fuzzies
  6. >You are a Blue unicorn fluffy mare named Berry, and you are a smarty friend.
  7. >You've come from farther than you can remember over more dark times than you can count to the Promised Land. Spaghetti Land.
  8. >It's all you've ever known. Your daddy and mommy, Lee and Holly, didn't make it to Spaghetti Land.
  9. >The meanie stripey minister tried to eat you when you were just a foal, but Daddy Lee got to you first.
  10. >The stripey minister gave him biggest ouchies and carried him away, but mommy Holly kept going as your smarty friend.
  11. >The the hooman ministers came, and mommie got smushed.
  12. >It was up to you to lead the herd to Spaghetti Land. It's all you've ever known, and you won't let Mommy and Daddy down.
  13. >But when you arrived, Spaghetti Land turned out to be a lie.
  14. >There weren't nummies everywhere like you were promised. It was like everywhere else: No nummies, meanie humans.
  15. >Lots of fluffies believed in the myth of Spaghetti Land, and you are shoulder to shoulder with more fluffies than you can count.
  16. >Smarty friends tug at each other's ears, and swat at each other with their soft hooves to assert their dominance.
  17. >You don't have time for this nonsense; you've got to feed your herd.
  18. >You've also got a litter of babies to feed inside you as well, but none of the other fluffies know that yet.
  19. >Your herd follows you into a darkened inside place where you find a half a dozen white fluffies quietly nomming on a giant sack of nummies.
  20. >These fluffies are bigger than you by a little bit, but your herd out numbers them, four to one.
  21. >You could just give them ouchies and make them cry, but if you can get them to join your herd, then you'll have big fluffy friends to help the herd
  22. >If you knew the word diplomacy, that'd be what you were aiming for
  23. >"Hi new fwends!" you say. "Wan shawe nummies wif hewd? We gif huggies, and pway and..."
  24. >The big white fluffies all stop nominating at the same time and turn to face your herd.
  25. >Their crystal blue eyes stare through you with a half blank expression.
  26. >Something deep in your brain says that something isn't right here, but the big fluffies approach your herd as if to give hugs.
  27. >Hugs make everything better, and hugs mean that they'll join your herd!
  28. >Your fluffy herd runs up to the big white fluffies and starts hugging them back. They roll onto their bellies as the big white fluffies hug them some more.
  29. >"Howway!" you shout. "Big fwuffies fwiends wif Smawty Bewwy's hewd!"
  30. >"You smawty fwiend?" asks one of the big white fluffies, stepping away from a green fluffy named Grassy.
  31. >"Dat wight!" you say, puffing up your chest with pride. "Bewwy am smarty fwiend! Wan you big fwuffies join ..."
  32. >It's then that you notice Grassy's tongue hanging out of his mouth.
  33. >A pool of boo-boo juice seeps from underneath him, soaking into his fluff, and staining the ground red.
  34. >His eyes, though still open, stare straight ahead in blank terror.
  35. >Something else is wrong too, but it takes another second to realize it.
  36. >Grassy's head is facing the wrong way. His leggies are on the ground, but his head is upside down as if he were on his back.
  37. >The rest of the herd that the big white fluffies were giving huggies look the same way too.
  38. >The big fluffies are getting much closer to you before it occurs to you what happened.
  39. >"You huwt Gwassy!" you shout, pointing a hoof and backing away. "And Buttah! And Fawxy! And Iwis! And Dwagon! You meanie munster fwuffies!"
  40. >The big fluffies say nothing; they only continue to walk directly at you.
  41. >Were you not a smarty friend, you bowel would quake in fear.
  42. >But you're Berry, damnit, and no one hurts your herd! Not after this long! Not after coming this far!
  43. >"Dis ouw Sketti Wand!" you yell. "You no huwt fwiends! FWUFFIES! GIF MEANIE MUNSTER FWUFFIES AWW BIGGEST OWIES!"
  44. >Your herd, inspired by your courage, lets loose a battle squeak and charges in for the attack.
  45. >Two fluffies each grab onto the ears and short fluff of the meanie minister. The third bucks them in the stomach, trying to flip them on their backs.
  46. >You charge in to the fight as well, shooting sparks from your horn at the meanie minister fluffies.
  47. >As your three fluffies work together to bring down the big white meanie minister, you hear the sounds of fluffy combat going on behind you.
  48. >"Git him!" "Gif him big ouchies!" "Fwuffy huwt!" "Boo-boo juice!" "Hewp fwuffy!"
  49. >Your meanie minister is fighting back with more strength then all your three fluffies combined.
  50. >Instead of you flipping him over, he's managed to pin Starry to the ground with a hoof.
  51. >He lifts up his hoof and brings it down on Starry's horn with a distressing crunch.
  52. >His horn has been driven deep into his head. The hole where it once was drips with boo-boo juice and some icky pink stuff.
  53. >His sister, Sasha, runs to Starry to give him huggies, but a big white hoof catches her right in the eyes.
  54. >She rolls on her back, covering her eyes with her hoofsies.
  55. >"Owies! Fwuffy huwt eyebaww! No see! No see!"
  56. >The meanie munster rears up, and brings his hoof down onto Sasha's chest with enough force that boo-boo juice starts soaking her fluff.
  57. >"Bewwy... huwt!" she gurgles. "No... can... bweaf...." She rolls around on the ground, crying and coughing blood everywhere. "Pwease... hewp... Sa..."
  58. >You can tell by the bubbling that she's drowning in her own boo-boo juice.
  59. >There's nothing you can do for her
  60. >Your last fluffy solider, a big earth fluffy stallion named Bean is trying to beat the meanie minister fluffy into submission with his hooves.
  61. >The meanie minister fluffy spins and knocks Bean mane over fluff onto his back.
  62. >Bean is stunned for a moment, which is all the time the meanie minister fluffy needs to press a back hoof to his throat.
  63. >You, in the mean time, ram the minister fluffy with your horn, trying to give hint biggest owies for hurting your friends.
  64. >Bean opens his mouth really wide and latches onto the minister fluffy's hoof with as much force as his jaws can muster.
  65. >The munster fluffy doesn't even respond to the biting. Bean thrashes for a moment before he goes limp beneath the minister fluffy's crushing hoof.
  66. >Now there is only you and the meanie minister fluffy.
  67. >He's given biggest ouchies to your bestest friends, and you're going to make him pay for it.
  68. >You stamp a hoof before you realize something terrifying.
  69. >Every single fluffy in your herd lies broken at the feet of these big white fluffies.
  70. >Some have broken leggies and are rolling around crying in pain. Other are leaking boo-boo juice and having bad sleeps.
  71. >The six fluffies start walking toward you in cold silence.
  72. >You've known fear before. You've faced down a rabbit and lived to tell the tale.
  73. >But this... this is something else entirely.
  74. >The big white fluffies keep moving toward you until they back you a corner.
  75. >You're trapped, and your bowels empty themselves in panic.
  76. >"Pwease dun huwt Bewwy!" you beg. "Jus wan foodies fow hewd! Jus wan be fwiends wif big fwuffies! Why huwt fweinds? Why huwt hewd?"
  77. >They move in closer to you, and you feel their warm breath on your face.
  78. >"Pwease! Do anyfing!" you cry, cowering behind your hooves. "Gif foodies! Gif spechaw huggies! Pwease dun huwt Bewwy! I gon haf bebehes! I gun be momma!
  79. Dun huwt fwuffy!"
  80. >The fluffy you were fighting approaches you and places his hooves alongside your head.
  81. >As your tears stain his white, boo-boo juice stained hooves, his eyes lock with yours.
  82. >You stare back into those crystal blue eyes, hoping to see that spark of love and kindness that lives in all fluffies.
  83. >But it's not there. There's nothing there at all.
  84. >Your world turns sideways.
  85. >You lose feeling in your leggies and tail.
  86. >After a moment, it's getting harder to breathe, and your vision is getting cloudy.
  87. >As the world fades to black, the big white fluffies walk in silence over the bodies of your fallen herd.
  88. >And resume eating the nummies you wanted to share with them.
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