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- http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3267
- Written by Vanner
- Berry Bad Fuzzies
- >You are a Blue unicorn fluffy mare named Berry, and you are a smarty friend.
- >You've come from farther than you can remember over more dark times than you can count to the Promised Land. Spaghetti Land.
- >It's all you've ever known. Your daddy and mommy, Lee and Holly, didn't make it to Spaghetti Land.
- >The meanie stripey minister tried to eat you when you were just a foal, but Daddy Lee got to you first.
- >The stripey minister gave him biggest ouchies and carried him away, but mommy Holly kept going as your smarty friend.
- >The the hooman ministers came, and mommie got smushed.
- >It was up to you to lead the herd to Spaghetti Land. It's all you've ever known, and you won't let Mommy and Daddy down.
- >But when you arrived, Spaghetti Land turned out to be a lie.
- >There weren't nummies everywhere like you were promised. It was like everywhere else: No nummies, meanie humans.
- >Lots of fluffies believed in the myth of Spaghetti Land, and you are shoulder to shoulder with more fluffies than you can count.
- >Smarty friends tug at each other's ears, and swat at each other with their soft hooves to assert their dominance.
- >You don't have time for this nonsense; you've got to feed your herd.
- >You've also got a litter of babies to feed inside you as well, but none of the other fluffies know that yet.
- >Your herd follows you into a darkened inside place where you find a half a dozen white fluffies quietly nomming on a giant sack of nummies.
- >These fluffies are bigger than you by a little bit, but your herd out numbers them, four to one.
- >You could just give them ouchies and make them cry, but if you can get them to join your herd, then you'll have big fluffy friends to help the herd
- >If you knew the word diplomacy, that'd be what you were aiming for
- >"Hi new fwends!" you say. "Wan shawe nummies wif hewd? We gif huggies, and pway and..."
- >The big white fluffies all stop nominating at the same time and turn to face your herd.
- >Their crystal blue eyes stare through you with a half blank expression.
- >Something deep in your brain says that something isn't right here, but the big fluffies approach your herd as if to give hugs.
- >Hugs make everything better, and hugs mean that they'll join your herd!
- >Your fluffy herd runs up to the big white fluffies and starts hugging them back. They roll onto their bellies as the big white fluffies hug them some more.
- >"Howway!" you shout. "Big fwuffies fwiends wif Smawty Bewwy's hewd!"
- >"You smawty fwiend?" asks one of the big white fluffies, stepping away from a green fluffy named Grassy.
- >"Dat wight!" you say, puffing up your chest with pride. "Bewwy am smarty fwiend! Wan you big fwuffies join ..."
- >It's then that you notice Grassy's tongue hanging out of his mouth.
- >A pool of boo-boo juice seeps from underneath him, soaking into his fluff, and staining the ground red.
- >His eyes, though still open, stare straight ahead in blank terror.
- >Something else is wrong too, but it takes another second to realize it.
- >Grassy's head is facing the wrong way. His leggies are on the ground, but his head is upside down as if he were on his back.
- >The rest of the herd that the big white fluffies were giving huggies look the same way too.
- >The big fluffies are getting much closer to you before it occurs to you what happened.
- >"You huwt Gwassy!" you shout, pointing a hoof and backing away. "And Buttah! And Fawxy! And Iwis! And Dwagon! You meanie munster fwuffies!"
- >The big fluffies say nothing; they only continue to walk directly at you.
- >Were you not a smarty friend, you bowel would quake in fear.
- >But you're Berry, damnit, and no one hurts your herd! Not after this long! Not after coming this far!
- >"Dis ouw Sketti Wand!" you yell. "You no huwt fwiends! FWUFFIES! GIF MEANIE MUNSTER FWUFFIES AWW BIGGEST OWIES!"
- >Your herd, inspired by your courage, lets loose a battle squeak and charges in for the attack.
- >Two fluffies each grab onto the ears and short fluff of the meanie minister. The third bucks them in the stomach, trying to flip them on their backs.
- >You charge in to the fight as well, shooting sparks from your horn at the meanie minister fluffies.
- >As your three fluffies work together to bring down the big white meanie minister, you hear the sounds of fluffy combat going on behind you.
- >"Git him!" "Gif him big ouchies!" "Fwuffy huwt!" "Boo-boo juice!" "Hewp fwuffy!"
- >Your meanie minister is fighting back with more strength then all your three fluffies combined.
- >Instead of you flipping him over, he's managed to pin Starry to the ground with a hoof.
- >He lifts up his hoof and brings it down on Starry's horn with a distressing crunch.
- >His horn has been driven deep into his head. The hole where it once was drips with boo-boo juice and some icky pink stuff.
- >His sister, Sasha, runs to Starry to give him huggies, but a big white hoof catches her right in the eyes.
- >She rolls on her back, covering her eyes with her hoofsies.
- >"Owies! Fwuffy huwt eyebaww! No see! No see!"
- >The meanie munster rears up, and brings his hoof down onto Sasha's chest with enough force that boo-boo juice starts soaking her fluff.
- >"Bewwy... huwt!" she gurgles. "No... can... bweaf...." She rolls around on the ground, crying and coughing blood everywhere. "Pwease... hewp... Sa..."
- >You can tell by the bubbling that she's drowning in her own boo-boo juice.
- >There's nothing you can do for her
- >Your last fluffy solider, a big earth fluffy stallion named Bean is trying to beat the meanie minister fluffy into submission with his hooves.
- >The meanie minister fluffy spins and knocks Bean mane over fluff onto his back.
- >Bean is stunned for a moment, which is all the time the meanie minister fluffy needs to press a back hoof to his throat.
- >You, in the mean time, ram the minister fluffy with your horn, trying to give hint biggest owies for hurting your friends.
- >Bean opens his mouth really wide and latches onto the minister fluffy's hoof with as much force as his jaws can muster.
- >The munster fluffy doesn't even respond to the biting. Bean thrashes for a moment before he goes limp beneath the minister fluffy's crushing hoof.
- >Now there is only you and the meanie minister fluffy.
- >He's given biggest ouchies to your bestest friends, and you're going to make him pay for it.
- >You stamp a hoof before you realize something terrifying.
- >Every single fluffy in your herd lies broken at the feet of these big white fluffies.
- >Some have broken leggies and are rolling around crying in pain. Other are leaking boo-boo juice and having bad sleeps.
- >The six fluffies start walking toward you in cold silence.
- >You've known fear before. You've faced down a rabbit and lived to tell the tale.
- >But this... this is something else entirely.
- >The big white fluffies keep moving toward you until they back you a corner.
- >You're trapped, and your bowels empty themselves in panic.
- >"Pwease dun huwt Bewwy!" you beg. "Jus wan foodies fow hewd! Jus wan be fwiends wif big fwuffies! Why huwt fweinds? Why huwt hewd?"
- >They move in closer to you, and you feel their warm breath on your face.
- >"Pwease! Do anyfing!" you cry, cowering behind your hooves. "Gif foodies! Gif spechaw huggies! Pwease dun huwt Bewwy! I gon haf bebehes! I gun be momma!
- Dun huwt fwuffy!"
- >The fluffy you were fighting approaches you and places his hooves alongside your head.
- >As your tears stain his white, boo-boo juice stained hooves, his eyes lock with yours.
- >You stare back into those crystal blue eyes, hoping to see that spark of love and kindness that lives in all fluffies.
- >But it's not there. There's nothing there at all.
- >Your world turns sideways.
- >You lose feeling in your leggies and tail.
- >After a moment, it's getting harder to breathe, and your vision is getting cloudy.
- >As the world fades to black, the big white fluffies walk in silence over the bodies of your fallen herd.
- >And resume eating the nummies you wanted to share with them.
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