Andrew Names the entire Super Smash Bros Cast

Andrew names the smash roster

SSF2

Mario: A french italiano kid who works at a pizza place
Luigi: it's my boy luigi
Peach: The hot kardashian
Bowser: Obeast demon
Yoshi: A dinosaur who hasn't hit puberty
Wario: an italian rapist
Donkey Kong: My daddy, thicc daddy (put thicc daddy)
Link: The rip-off of peter pan
Zelda: She pretty hot
Sheik: Who the hell is he
Pikachu: ah that's my dude
Jigglypuff: Adorable stuffed animal
Captain Falcon: What do you call it action figure
Mr. Game & Watch: A messed up doodle. A doodle gone wrong
Kirby: fat piece of shit that eats everything
Meta Knight: demonized kirby
Bandana dee: 5-year-old who lives on the street
Fox: cyber fox ey it's a fox i mean what else can i say
Falco: a purple falcon that works in a lab
Marth: an anime prince character he looks like a prince
Pit: an angel archer
Samus: oh the halo robot
Zero Suit Samus: a barbie doll
Ness: the rip-off of ash
Chibi Robo: my sink
Isaac: her [math's] boyfriend
Sonic: i love that dude wait he my uh fasterable
Tails: fast gerbil
Black Mage: a dark scarecrow
Sora: like her [marth] and him [goku] had a son and he's high
Mega Man: robo kid
Pac-Man: the dude that ate all my ghosts
Lloyd: The gay dude that lives in a castle
Bomberman: Robo kid's messed-up pet
Ichigo: dude from a weird anime
Naruto: oh my that one gay kid that everyone knows
Luffy: when you drink too much
Goku: That one dude who rages too much
Sandbag: A pillow

Smash 4

Bayonetta: A hot deadly model
Bowser Jr.: A 5-year-old that can't control himself
Cloud: samurai with a huge ego cuz he has a big sword
Corrin: I got nothing
Dark Pit: i don't know a kid with uncontrollable powers?
Dr. Mario: The drug lord
Duck Hunt: Scooby Doo gone wild
Greninja: an iguana don't ask me why
Little Mac: a normal boxer (finally one character that looks normal)
Lucina: my girl has risen
Palutena: wow sexy as sexy
Robin: A pirate
Rosalina: A sexy hot peach version version of peach
Ryu: human version of hulk
Shulk: what is he or she wearing
Villager: He looks like me, the wii version character
Wii Fit Trainer: my hot yoga instructor

Melee

Ganondorf: oh my gosh the devil is pregnant
Ice Climbers: two horny sisters
Mewtwo: oh my gosh did he just come out of a fetus *slams fist on table, laughing hysterically*
Pichu: oh that's the evolved pikachu, more like his son or father (wait is pikachu a girl or a boy)
Roy: a sexy hero for a girl
Young Link: that dude peter pan that always try to prove to you hot sexy dude to that other girl what's her name

Brawl

Charizard: the dude that submerged from a cave and terrorized cities wait can you submerge from a cave
Diddy Kong: oh dk's boy, donkey kong's boy no boi with an i
Ike: Mr. Steal your girl
Ivysaur: a mute cat disguised as a plant
King Dedede: A mutated penguin that works at a circus
Lucario: Oh that dude duuuuuuuuuuude I mean look at those hips he be stealing all those...men is it a girl questiomark
Lucas: I mean really flat stanley
Olimar: a 6-month-old baby
Pokemon Trainer: His master, ash
ROB: That one robot that you build in robotics club
Snake: is he bionic or is he back from the dead
Squirtle: ah that's my dude squirtle I make him wet and he makes me wet
Toon Link: the rip off of peter pan
Wolf: I would so do tail with him