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- Username: welcome2thejam
- Album: 333
- Let Go: 6 When that deep bass rumbled in I rose to life
- I Can See The Future: 9 Forget about us for a second, can you see next week's Mega Millions numbers
- X: 8 The pirate outfits stay ON during sex
- SHY GUY: 6 I mean if you told me this was a really solid remix of some Nintendo console menu music I'd believe you
- Bouncin: 10 NOOOOOO TINASHE!!! DON'T GO BOUNCIN ON THAT TRAMPOLINE! CHARLY BLISS WAS JUST ON THAT! TINASHE NOOOOO!!!
- Unconditional: 9 My annoyance at the dude's voice early on in the beat was immediately forgotten when Tinashe's voice came in, holy moly. Oh shit, the switch up
- Angels: 8 Tense 3AM drive after a night out type track
- 333: 6 666
- Undo: 11 What a megabop. KICKass driving beat, killer melody, even the music video looks good with this playing on top of it
- Let Me Down Slowly: 7
- Last Call: 9 Damn, some good heartbreaking stuff
- The Chase: 8
- Pasadena: 10 Got me clapping & bouncing along like I'm a backup singer
- Small Reminders: 9 Her hit/miss percentage on this album's mid-song switch-ups gotta be craaaaazy
- Bouncin, Pt. 2: 7 New rule: no taking anything before getting on the trampoline
- It’s a Wrap: 7
- Something Like a Heartbreak: 7 Turning the bass all the way up on the speakers and making my house collapse
- HMU For a Good Time: 8 I want to see Tinashe wearing a Slipknot mask
- Naturally: 8
- Woke Up Blessed: 6 Why did he choose to sound like that
- Album: Caprisongs
- ride the dragon: 7 When Donkey from Shrek is feeling extra frisky:
- honda: 9 Yeah I like this a lot better now than I did on release. Definitely a headphones song, some interesting touches here and there
- meta angel: 10 First verse made me feel like a literal angel came down and blessed me with a lil kiss on the forehead, I legit felt like weepin a little
- tears in the club: 6 Didn't see the listed artists. Glad to know I can identify the Weekend's voice almost immediately now. Didn't love it but do need to single out the bridge for being excellent
- oh my love: 9
- pamplemousse: 6
- lightbeamers: 8 Hot damn, that moment when the strings go from ear to ear
- papi bones: 10 What I call the Undertale skeleton guys when I try to seduce them
- which way: 4 Back half saved it
- jealousy: 8
- careless: 7 Honestly the dude kinda carried (oh, it's Daniel Caesar? Turns out I really liked his new album)
- minds of men: 10 Pretty infectious beat, love the piano
- darjeeling: 9 You already know what 30% of the comments are gonna be, why fight it
- thank you song: 7
- Don’t Judge Me: 7 Unfortunately that is literally the point of a rate so
- Measure of a Man: 6 Why can I imagine Brendan Urie making this song and how do I make it stop
- killer: 6 Don't wanna die for love? Don't worry, I got someone in Sub Faves who's ready to step up
- Album: Motomami
- Saoko: 10 This making Indieheads Ult Bonus is still brainbreaking in a positive way. Just sounds rad as all hell
- Candy: 8
- La Fama: 8 I feel like I should just start assuming The Weeknd will show up on songs we rate now
- Bulerías: 8 The drums buildup got me hype
- Chicken Teriyaki: 8
- Hentai: 8 I ain't gonna even make a comment, way too easy
- Bizcochito: 8 The refrain's gonna be stuck in my head for days now
- G3 N15: 8
- Motomami: 5 Don't know if this works well after the last song. Lmao alright "produced by Pharrell Williams" a lot of pieces just fell into place
- Diablo: 8 Indie-coded. A James Blake cameo!?
- Delirio de Grandeza: 6 Paused the song thirty seconds in because I read ahead on the Genius translation and saw there's a Soulja Boy section in here so I needed a moment to regain my bearings. Oh that was less than I thought. Disappointing. Liked the horns though
- Cuuuuuuuuuute: 8 Hyperpop rate is that way
- Abcdefg: 2 Sure, put me in the gayle outsold section, I don't even care anymore
- La Combi Versace: 6
- Como un G: 10 Gorgeous, warm voice. Gosh, the way it swells at the end. The ending vocals are such a championship-winning move, gotta love it
- Despechá: 10 The superior A-B-C
- Aislamiento: 8 Loving and hating the noise in the background that sounds like the time a strip of rubber stuck to my tire and shredded my car's wheel well
- La Kilié: 6
- LAX: 6 Lucky this is starting to sound nice, was super tempted to skip and just make up a score thanks to that scribbling sound
- Chiri: 9 Who wrote this chorus, The Weeknd?
- Sakura: 10 The "live? in concert" gimmick is honestly working for me, think it works well with the whole "popstars are fleeting" thing
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