Bollywoo

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Chaiyya Chaiyya: 7 Oh, but when I try to start a song & dance number on the inbound Metra train, suddenly I'm "suspicious activities that should be reported to the authorities"

Bole Chudiyan: 8 Six minutes of family fun and then that mf got dramatic in a hurry

Dola Re: 8 Was awesome when the instrumentation started sounding like the best marching band imaginable

Maahi Ve: 9 The "everybody sing!" chorus interjections are the special sauce HOLY SHIT WHY DID THAT DUDE COLLAPSE WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE VIDEO THERE

Dhoom Machale: 7 I'm the dude in the bandanna before he gets interrupted by Bollywood Ross Geller

Aaja Nachle: 10 Crazy good intro

Ye Ishq Hai: 10 That was just a straight up pop bop

Desi Girl: 6 A 10 if after that closing bro handshake they pulled in for a kiss

Marjaani: 8 Didn't realize how much I needed Bollywood guitar solos in this rate until now

Sheila Ki Jawani: 11 Hot DAMN Sheila's Theme goes hard as hell

Munni Badnaam: 8 There's been a recurring theme of "most beautiful woman in the world fawned over by men losing their minds in increasingly wild ways" and let me tell you, this song has by far the silliest men yet

Chammak Challo: 6 I was about to say this sounded like late 00s/early 10s pop lmao, seeing Akon's name made the puzzle pieces fall into place

Sadi Gali: 8 It's just a fun party song I reckon

Radha: 6 I wish for nothing but happiness for that dude on the drums. Also is this the theme of that big dude from Chowder

Balam Pichkari: 7 Got a fun, youthful energy

Tune Maari Entriyaan: 7 I can't swing a stick in this rate without hitting a love triangle that's inches away from polyamory

One Two Three Four: 9 The song's about an eight, but a bonus point to the scene for making me laugh consistently. That brief bit right after the first chorus feels straight out of the funnest rap music videos, just filmmaking at its finest

Hungama Ho Gaya: 3 This is a nice change of pace ratewise! The movie seems like a nice modern coming of age tale! And thats everything nice I have to say

Gallan Goodiyan: 7 Unfortunately I think that initial little riff made me think this was gonna have a more rock sound than I got; nice oner though

Kar Gayi Chull: 8 Yup, this is definitely how me and the squad used to get down back in the day. The better take on modern EDM sounds in this rate.

Ghungroo: 5 What is this normal ass radio song?

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