My dumbass computer's BIOS screen in a dumbass text format

[TAB] POST SCREEN
[DEL] BIOS SETUP\Q-FLASH
[F9]  XPRESS RECOVERY2
[F12] BOOT MENU
[END] Q-FLASH


    Irrelevant wankery:
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Ultra Durable™ 3                   GIGABYTE™
Motherboard

    Unique Technology from GIGABYTE
       2 OZ Copper PCB
         50,000 hr. Japanese Solid Capacitor
           Lower RDS(on) MOSE
             Ferrite Core choke
                                 SMART 6
                                               2 OZ
                                            Copper PCB
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