Phil's from the P.I. (P.I.)
Jack's from the P.I. (P.I.)
Horatio the Horat's from the P.I. (P.I.)
Tito Dick, "Dickman" P.I. (P.I.)!
He raised Phil and loves the P.I.
(P.I.)
Jack's cool as lazy, he's still from the P.I. (P.I.)
Number one Cherry Pie, still from the P.I. (P.I.)
Chita, meet da freak a da P.I.
(P.I.)
Phil's homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shake it like a P.I. (P.I.), hold up,
Lemme spark this, take a P.I, (Yeaaah huh huh!)
Breathe that reefer in my P.I. (P.I.).
I got P.I, what you watchin’, son?