Shitty Twists 2012, Part 1

(3:07:28 PM) The topic for #ultimatereward is: This is the Ultimate Reward. Deal w/ it. | IC channel for the Replay Value AU | OoC on #replayvalue
(3:07:55 PM) You are now known as ventricularPipefitter
(3:08:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So.
(3:08:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Miracles.
(3:08:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please no
(3:08:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No?
(3:08:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Who are you to tell me no?
(3:08:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: No miracles please.
(3:09:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: The last time somebody spoke to me of miracles, he was suffering Angelic Corruption.
(3:11:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I meant [mIrAcLeS]
(3:12:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: The fun kind.
(3:12:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh, [mIrAcLeS]
(3:14:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Takes a little getting the hang of.
(3:14:06 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: The, uhh, rage ability?
(3:14:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No other, my sightless brother.
(3:14:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: The rage ability.
(3:14:49 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Uhh, sister, if you want to get technical.
(3:16:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: Yeah, [mIrAcLeS] was a weird one.
(3:16:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: It's really weird to experience
(3:19:26 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I am back guys! What did I miss?
(3:19:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: Brief talk of rage abilities
(3:20:03 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Bummer, I could have been interested
(3:20:06 PM) aspiredClockworks left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(3:21:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: I gotta go briefly
(3:21:11 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Take care
(3:21:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: See you guys
(3:21:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I am confirmed as a Ward of Rage for this session. I already proceded to alchemize two slightly different copies of the axe  i bought earlier and throw them out of the window.
(3:21:27 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Bye ML
(3:27:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Wait, which kind of axe?
(3:27:25 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...Wait, why am I asking that question
(3:27:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I know exactly what kind of axe.
(3:28:49 PM) gA: Hello, my dearies!
(3:28:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hi
(3:29:06 PM) gA: How are you today?
(3:29:07 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Hey there, gA
(3:29:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm fine, how are you?
(3:29:30 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Doing okay, what about you?
(3:29:39 PM) gA: I feel just perfect.
(3:29:40 PM) tungstenTinkerer: hi bro
(3:29:52 PM) gA: Hello Cole.
(3:30:07 PM) gA: I have news from the future.
(3:30:25 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Oh?
(3:30:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh?
(3:30:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Future news.
(3:30:28 PM) tungstenTinkerer: "Cole"? lol what's the last time you called me Cole?
(3:30:31 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Always a fun time.
(3:30:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Damn, ninja'd
(3:30:48 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Blind ninjas are the best ninjas.
(3:30:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Also, yeah. What's up with Future Space Cadet.
(3:30:50 PM) gA: You should really start the witch hunt.
(3:30:59 PM) gA: I mean, really.
(3:31:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...for AA?
(3:31:25 PM) gA: There is a Witch among you, and you must play witchfinders
(3:31:34 PM) gA is now known as glogorothAugur
(3:31:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Uh
(3:31:45 PM) glogorothAugur: We share enemies Page
(3:32:02 PM) glogorothAugur: Or Sage, if you would prefer it, Cole.
(3:32:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...oh shit it's using your name.
(3:32:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: This is a problem
(3:32:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like
(3:32:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Really
(3:32:26 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I, Am. No. Page.
(3:32:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
(3:32:36 PM) glogorothAugur: I am not "it", thank you very much Smith.
(3:32:46 PM) glogorothAugur: A Sage then.
(3:33:10 PM) glogorothAugur: Borrowing the line from our diametrical opposite, "Fear not".
(3:33:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I haven't the slightest idea how to parse Horror-gender, Dearest Sir.
(3:33:27 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Identify yourself.
(3:33:27 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah, this is bad
(3:33:34 PM) glogorothAugur: I wish not to turn you to our side, nor kill you.
(3:33:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Then why are you here?
(3:33:47 PM) glogorothAugur: My name is in the handle Sage
(3:33:50 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I Said. "Identify yourself"
(3:34:02 PM) glogorothAugur: We hate Seer of Heart.
(3:34:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hmm
(3:34:20 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hah! It -is- about her.
(3:34:21 PM) glogorothAugur: This little Witch harmed us.
(3:34:25 PM) glogorothAugur: Rejected us.
(3:34:32 PM) lucidChthonia [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:34:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And good riddance
(3:34:45 PM) glogorothAugur: Really.
(3:34:57 PM) glogorothAugur: Hello little Sylph!
(3:35:13 PM) glogorothAugur: And to you too, Mage.
(3:35:40 PM) glogorothAugur: We have an offer for you all.
(3:35:55 PM) glogorothAugur: But primarily to you, Cole, Sage.
(3:36:21 PM) glogorothAugur: We know, that our Speaker is dear to you.
(3:37:00 PM) glogorothAugur: We will give him back his soul.
(3:37:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...for all that's it's /dead weird/ when a longtime Space Cadet and golden child gets hopped up on Horror.
(3:37:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah
(3:37:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That is weird
(3:37:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What happened?
(3:37:48 PM) glogorothAugur: It is a wonder indeed when we manage to subvert a Child of such blasphemy to our case.
(3:38:10 PM) glogorothAugur: We shall not speak to you, abominable Bane.
(3:38:26 PM) glogorothAugur: Speaker-breeder.
(3:39:01 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Ok. just let me make myself clear
(3:39:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Me? What did I do?
(3:39:12 PM) tungstenTinkerer: LET
(3:39:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So.
(3:39:14 PM) tungstenTinkerer: HIM
(3:39:16 PM) tungstenTinkerer: G
(3:39:22 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer 's computer exploded
(3:39:26 PM) glogorothAugur: In time.
(3:39:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You lot should all hush up and listen to the quest-giver. Remember alcoholicAnomaly? This is related.
(3:39:51 PM) glogorothAugur: I see that our Sage found out his new Power
(3:40:15 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: What do you want?
(3:40:17 PM) glogorothAugur: As a Chosen King of all Rage.
(3:40:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: "king"
(3:40:27 PM) glogorothAugur: We want her dead.
(3:40:33 PM) glogorothAugur: We want her here.
(3:40:37 PM) glogorothAugur: So we would.
(3:40:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Shove it up your ass"
(3:40:53 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You sure DON'T, NoTT.
(3:41:00 PM) glogorothAugur: You are not welcome to speak here, abomination.
(3:41:03 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Wait
(3:41:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What?
(3:41:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Are you seriously agreeing to this dude?
(3:41:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Or Dudette
(3:41:20 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Not agreeing, listening.
(3:41:23 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you even know what she /did/
(3:41:29 PM) glogorothAugur: We see you dreaming now
(3:41:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: What did I just miss
(3:41:34 PM) glogorothAugur: We know where you sleep
(3:41:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You've got no idea what this is about.
(3:41:43 PM) glogorothAugur: Hello, Beloved.
(3:41:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Does it warrant being fucking fed to the others?
(3:41:44 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Scroll up, ML
(3:41:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I don't think that's true at all
(3:42:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: I did. What did I just read.
(3:42:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: We're being contacted by an Other, apparently
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(3:42:32 PM) ventricularPipefitter: TT, what's your opinion on incurable PK? Or heartbreaking and soultwisting?
(3:42:35 PM) mislaidLullaby: Ah.
(3:42:54 PM) glogorothAugur: Hello again Sage.
(3:42:56 PM) mislaidLullaby: Wait...Who did it just call 'Beloved'?
(3:43:05 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You
(3:43:06 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You.
(3:43:08 PM) glogorothAugur: Beloved Child of Void.
(3:43:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: From some reason
(3:43:12 PM) tungstenTinkerer: L
(3:43:14 PM) glogorothAugur: We love you.
(3:43:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: I...I think you have mixed me up with Spenih
(3:43:27 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer 's computer exploded
(3:43:37 PM) glogorothAugur: The greatest tribute of Those, That Stand Behind The Wall.
(3:43:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Man, Rage growing pains
(3:44:31 PM) glogorothAugur: tenaciousTheseus 's computer exploded!
(3:44:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus left the room.
(3:44:48 PM) glogorothAugur: I was trying to be polite here.
(3:44:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please don't blow up my computer
(3:44:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: It is strapped to my face
(3:45:03 PM) glogorothAugur: Why would I?
(3:45:08 PM) glogorothAugur: As I said.
(3:45:10 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Can you explain what's going on for those who are out of the loop?
(3:45:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:45:12 PM) glogorothAugur: We love you.
(3:45:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: I am not sure but felt that asking would be the polite thing to do
(3:45:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Backup computer
(3:45:35 PM) glogorothAugur: tenaciousTheseus 's computer exploded!
(3:46:00 PM) glogorothAugur: You and your kind please us greatly, you see
(3:46:13 PM) glogorothAugur: But enough of the pleasantries.
(3:46:15 PM) glogorothAugur: Smith.
(3:46:25 PM) glogorothAugur: You seem to be the responsible one here.
(3:46:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you
(3:46:53 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's a repeat offender.
(3:47:10 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Shit like this happens often enough, I'll paint my face in troll and see that blood calls for blood.
(3:47:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: Is she the one I accidentally hit in the face with [Every Breath You Take]?
(3:47:22 PM) Beetle: Oh my, there seems to be a good number of detonating computers.
(3:47:35 PM) Beetle: Is this mysteriously named fellow responsible?
(3:47:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: Yes. Be nice.
(3:47:43 PM) glogorothAugur: Another reason we should love you, little Bard.
(3:48:03 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you?
(3:48:40 PM) glogorothAugur: Smith, would you accept the bargain in the name of Sage, when he is unable to confirm his agreement?
(3:48:48 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer joined #ultimatereward
(3:48:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: TT please do not rage at the computer
(3:49:05 PM) glogorothAugur: Cole. Sage.
(3:49:13 PM) glogorothAugur: I would like you to agree.
(3:49:20 PM) glogorothAugur: It is the only way
(3:49:26 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus joined #ultimatereward
(3:49:31 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Don't do it, man!
(3:49:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Terms. Lay them out.
(3:50:08 PM) glogorothAugur: tenaciousTheseus 's computer exploded
(3:50:11 PM) tungstenTinkerer: "I seriously think it would behoove you to get Vitt's soul back where it belongs."
(3:50:20 PM) glogorothAugur: He really is tenacious.
(3:50:21 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer 's computer exploded!
(3:50:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: Um.
(3:50:32 PM) glogorothAugur: Terms are really simple.
(3:50:49 PM) glogorothAugur: We will release our Speaker.
(3:51:06 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer joined #ultimatereward
(3:51:11 PM) glogorothAugur: We will never threathen those that dared the uspeakable depths.
(3:51:23 PM) tungstenTinkerer: M
(3:51:25 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer 's computer exploded!
(3:51:32 PM) glogorothAugur: We finally won't disturb Violet.
(3:51:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: ...
(3:51:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...
(3:51:45 PM) Beetle: I am currently not sure whether to be terrified or rather amused by this mysterious Other.
(3:51:46 PM) glogorothAugur: Your weak point.
(3:52:07 PM) glogorothAugur: Your name fits you, Mage.
(3:52:08 PM) mislaidLullaby: So your offer is leaving them alone in return for...?
(3:52:16 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So tactful of you to put it like that, -Sir-.
(3:52:26 PM) glogorothAugur: Conducting the demise of the wicked, yes.
(3:52:33 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus joined #ultimatereward
(3:52:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No one deserves to be fed to the others
(3:52:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: DON'T DO THE RAGE THING
(3:52:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No one
(3:52:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm flow, not rafe
(3:52:51 PM) tenaciousTheseus: *rage
(3:52:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: tenacious, noone deserved to be soul-raped.
(3:53:03 PM) mislaidLullaby: Sorry, but the sheer number of boom's is just silly
(3:53:06 PM) glogorothAugur: tenaciousTheseus 's computer exploded!
(3:53:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That is what I am saying
(3:53:15 PM) glogorothAugur: Hmm.
(3:53:26 PM) glogorothAugur: It failed to explode.
(3:53:38 PM) mislaidLullaby: Perhaps they just have multiple computers?
(3:53:41 PM) Beetle: I can practically hear the explosions from my own little section of sburb-an paradox space.
(3:53:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please do not blow up the other computers.
(3:54:08 PM) mislaidLullaby: This is getting silly, and I say this as somebody who enjoys making things go bang.
(3:54:16 PM) glogorothAugur: It seems that this abomination was touched by our enemies.
(3:54:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: Don't remind me of them.
(3:54:49 PM) glogorothAugur: Nevermind, I shall just ignore this insect.
(3:54:52 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus joined #ultimatereward
(3:54:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Still here
(3:55:00 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Not going away
(3:55:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Soul-breaker, Heart-twister, childlike would-be Seer, for a promise of Refuge? What guarantee have I, that your brethren will honor this? Is this your promise, or your Circle's?
(3:55:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Do
(3:55:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Not
(3:55:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Accept
(3:55:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You idiot
(3:55:23 PM) glogorothAugur: The Circle agrees
(3:55:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: I don't even know what the stake at hand is anymore
(3:55:41 PM) ***glogorothAugur was blown by a temporal nuke
(3:55:43 PM) glogorothAugur left the room.
(3:55:47 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
(3:55:53 PM) genesisArtificer [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:55:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck
(3:55:56 PM) mislaidLullaby: Temporal nukes. Of course.
(3:55:58 PM) genesisArtificer: Oh fuck
(3:56:07 PM) genesisArtificer: Another one!
(3:56:12 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Are you all right?
(3:56:23 PM) genesisArtificer: Well I am not currently bleeding
(3:56:27 PM) genesisArtificer: It was my doomed self
(3:56:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I have no idea what the fuck is going on right now
(3:56:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh wait
(3:56:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I see
(3:56:45 PM) mislaidLullaby: I am unnerved.
(3:56:48 PM) genesisArtificer: I have no idea why there are so many of them
(3:56:51 PM) genesisArtificer: all corrupt
(3:56:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: FUCKING DAMMIT, VITT
(3:56:58 PM) genesisArtificer: from the one point of time
(3:56:59 PM) genesisArtificer: yes?
(3:57:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: YOU BLACK BILE SPACE-CADET
(3:57:12 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter 's computer exploded!
(3:57:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: I am scared.
(3:57:14 PM) genesisArtificer: My bile is not black
(3:57:23 PM) genesisArtificer: Raging to much?
(3:57:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: NOT ANOTHER EXPLOSION
(3:57:48 PM) genesisArtificer: What
(3:57:51 PM) genesisArtificer: Where is tT?
(3:57:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Man, I lost a lot of computers
(3:57:58 PM) genesisArtificer: I think I have seen him here?
(3:57:59 PM) Beetle: I think I've seen more than enough explosions for one day.
(3:58:00 PM) tenaciousTheseus: His computer blew up
(3:58:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: Computer exploded.
(3:58:04 PM) genesisArtificer: NotT
(3:58:05 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Your doppelganger was blowing up computers left, right and center.
(3:58:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So did mine
(3:58:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Repeatedly
(3:58:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: I was left alone, surprisingly
(3:58:14 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok
(3:58:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I had a bunch though
(3:58:23 PM) genesisArtificer: So my really corrupted
(3:58:30 PM) genesisArtificer: Bone-pale
(3:58:32 PM) mislaidLullaby: It called me Beloved. I want a hug now.
(3:58:34 PM) genesisArtificer: self was here
(3:58:41 PM) ***genesisArtificer hugs mL
(3:58:44 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok
(3:58:47 PM) ***mislaidLullaby hugs back
(3:58:50 PM) genesisArtificer: hehe
(3:59:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh, we're back to Present GA.
(3:59:15 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(3:59:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yeah Kringle Future You is all hopped up on ichor.
(3:59:25 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok, uA is awesome
(3:59:32 PM) genesisArtificer: and she
(3:59:33 PM) genesisArtificer: or he
(3:59:39 PM) genesisArtificer: provided me with the chatlogs
(3:59:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She.
(3:59:47 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok
(4:00:25 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Whichever you want to use.
(4:00:33 PM) genesisArtificer: *shrug
(4:00:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: Today has not been nice
(4:00:40 PM) genesisArtificer: no shit
(4:00:49 PM) genesisArtificer: I kinda really need to clean this mess
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(4:00:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: TT, why are you so adamantly against the Others?
(4:00:59 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: I... I'm strongly considering changing my tag now.
(4:00:59 PM) genesisArtificer: I look really bad with white skin
(4:01:04 PM) genesisArtificer: like
(4:01:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Really?
(4:01:07 PM) genesisArtificer: unhealthy
(4:01:07 PM) tungstenTinkerer: This is getting really ridiculous real fast
(4:01:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You have to ask?
(4:01:13 PM) genesisArtificer: hey Cogs!
(4:01:21 PM) tungstenTinkerer: ...Dude
(4:01:22 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I've been in ground zero of way too many corruptions
(4:01:26 PM) genesisArtificer: I seen
(4:01:29 PM) genesisArtificer: *have seen
(4:01:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm not doing anything with them
(4:01:34 PM) tenaciousTheseus: At
(4:01:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: All
(4:01:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Okay. But it -isn't your deal-
(4:01:41 PM) genesisArtificer: uA was kind enough
(4:01:41 PM) tungstenTinkerer: When do you come from?
(4:01:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's Cog's. And, apparently, mine.
(4:01:49 PM) genesisArtificer: Near future
(4:01:54 PM) genesisArtificer: really near
(4:01:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Still
(4:02:00 PM) genesisArtificer: also tT
(4:02:04 PM) genesisArtificer: *NotT
(4:02:11 PM) genesisArtificer: are you a Space Native?
(4:02:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes?
(4:02:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yup
(4:02:26 PM) genesisArtificer: it might explain that you got exploded
(4:02:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That might be why he kept detonating my computer
(4:02:39 PM) genesisArtificer: I mean there is a lot of hate from them to us
(4:02:44 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: What is it about the Others and Space players?
(4:02:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: I think it only liked me for the Vo d
(4:02:54 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Probably
(4:02:58 PM) genesisArtificer: Almost always Prospit
(4:02:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Look I ain't some sort of flagella-humper, but I'm Derse, long-time purple, okay? And...there's a difference between [Corruption], and having a fucking conversation.
(4:03:04 PM) genesisArtificer: Always breed the Frog
(4:03:07 PM) genesisArtificer: duh
(4:03:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: One leads to the other, VP
(4:03:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: It was asking us to go find somebody, I think
(4:03:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: I don't remember.
(4:03:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: AA
(4:03:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Prospit gets Skaian Dreamclouds, Derse gets The Others. You can't take either at face value, but that doesn't stop them from being -useful-
(4:03:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh hell, it liked me for that, too.
(4:03:38 PM) genesisArtificer: NotT would you kidly stop Dersebashing
(4:03:49 PM) genesisArtificer: I dream Derse two times in a row now
(4:03:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm not dersebashing
(4:03:51 PM) genesisArtificer: It is chill
(4:03:53 PM) genesisArtificer: You do
(4:03:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I've been Derse too
(4:04:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm otherbashing
(4:04:05 PM) tenaciousTheseus: There is a difference
(4:04:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: Can we focus a second here?
(4:04:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please?
(4:04:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer: May I ask a question
(4:04:25 PM) genesisArtificer: yep??
(4:04:36 PM) tungstenTinkerer: two actually
(4:04:50 PM) genesisArtificer: hence two questionmarks
(4:05:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer: First, considering aall the known circumstances about me, pages and others, why would they ask /me/ instead of, say, spenih?
(4:05:39 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(4:05:40 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(4:05:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Because of your prince of space self?
(4:05:53 PM) genesisArtificer: maybe that your alternative self
(4:05:54 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Second, how the fuck do you guys manage to use abilities through the internet without making your computers esplode?
(4:06:00 PM) genesisArtificer: also Page NoTT
(4:06:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Not being rage, for a start
(4:06:08 PM) genesisArtificer: it was not me
(4:06:17 PM) genesisArtificer: I have no idea
(4:06:23 PM) genesisArtificer: Others bro.
(4:06:38 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Third, b/c fuck the police
(4:06:38 PM) mislaidLullaby: Rage shorts computers out really quickly
(4:06:45 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok, I need to go back a bit
(4:06:48 PM) genesisArtificer: see ya in a moment
(4:06:52 PM) genesisArtificer left the room.
(4:06:54 PM) genesisArtificer [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:06:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh, right. I remember. Page of Void. No wonder I couldn't wake up
(4:07:03 PM) genesisArtificer: and baaaaack
(4:07:07 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Are you ok now? Like, are you actually
(4:07:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: Welcome back
(4:07:08 PM) genesisArtificer: ?
(4:07:10 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That was quick
(4:07:12 PM) genesisArtificer: yep
(4:07:14 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: welcome back
(4:07:17 PM) genesisArtificer: I meant for a moment
(4:07:18 PM) tungstenTinkerer: did you actually deal with the thing?
(4:07:24 PM) Beetle: welcome back
(4:07:24 PM) genesisArtificer: I needed to kill this fucker
(4:07:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: It went out from temporal nukes, so I assume so
(4:07:35 PM) genesisArtificer: I mean help my other self kill it
(4:07:46 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(4:07:48 PM) genesisArtificer: God Tier
(4:07:52 PM) genesisArtificer: Corrupt
(4:07:53 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Is it even possible to kill them?
(4:07:54 PM) genesisArtificer: Smith of Time
(4:07:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck
(4:08:02 PM) genesisArtificer: Temporal Nukes
(4:08:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: Temporal nukes.
(4:08:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Wait, wouldn't it die via Just death?
(4:08:15 PM) genesisArtificer: They cost gristfortune.
(4:08:21 PM) genesisArtificer: Yes
(4:08:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: Also, it was Doomed.
(4:08:30 PM) genesisArtificer: but try to kill one first.
(4:08:31 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Oh, yes
(4:08:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Good point
(4:08:39 PM) tungstenTinkerer: yes it is very much possible
(4:08:48 PM) tungstenTinkerer: and space players have a great advantage with that
(4:08:57 PM) genesisArtificer: You can kill everything here
(4:09:08 PM) genesisArtificer: just use explosion big enough
(4:09:10 PM) tungstenTinkerer: since they are quite vulnerable to portal-severing
(4:09:18 PM) genesisArtificer: yep ;)
(4:09:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hmm
(4:09:28 PM) genesisArtificer: but I am not a Hero of Space now
(4:09:29 PM) tungstenTinkerer: [Off With Its Head] and its more powerful cousins
(4:09:31 PM) genesisArtificer: a shame
(4:09:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Is anyone here currently a space player?
(4:09:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Because I'm flow right now
(4:09:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: Smith of Breath, sorry.
(4:09:54 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Ward of Rage here
(4:09:54 PM) genesisArtificer: [Robespierres Delight] is cool
(4:09:56 PM) genesisArtificer: ehehehe
(4:10:12 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: I'm no help, apologies. Knight of Heart.
(4:10:35 PM) mislaidLullaby: So...Yeah.
(4:10:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Huh
(4:10:57 PM) glogorothAugur [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:11:10 PM) glogorothAugur: Are you quite done, Seer?
(4:11:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Back again?
(4:11:14 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "I am afraid this is far from over"
(4:11:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh hell.
(4:11:17 PM) genesisArtificer: Oh fuck
(4:11:24 PM) genesisArtificer: oh no nonon
(4:11:25 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Uhh
(4:11:27 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "They called him their Speaker"
(4:11:37 PM) ***genesisArtificer computer exploded
(4:11:39 PM) genesisArtificer left the room.
(4:11:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: gloAug, please don't do that
(4:11:41 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "That is not a good sign"
(4:11:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
(4:11:45 PM) tungstenTinkerer: What
(4:11:56 PM) glogorothAugur: Irrevelant.
(4:12:02 PM) glogorothAugur: He was doomed anyway.
(4:12:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So are you
(4:12:17 PM) glogorothAugur: Maybe.
(4:12:20 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs tungstenTinkerer "Who is 'They?' And...the Augur, is 'their' Speaker?"
(4:12:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: Name the terms again, please. We forgot what it was you were trying to bargain for.
(4:12:48 PM) glogorothAugur: Oh, we forgot that we should not speak to the abomination.
(4:12:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: They want AA for... something
(4:12:54 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "the Augur called the Boss thier speaker"
(4:13:07 PM) glogorothAugur: As you wish, Beloved Child.
(4:13:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you.
(4:13:28 PM) glogorothAugur: Conduct the Witch Hunt.
(4:13:29 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PM to TT (Augur -also- implied they'd let go of him if we did this.)
(4:13:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: Name the Witch.
(4:13:45 PM) glogorothAugur: Kill the Seer of Heart.
(4:13:52 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ML, you -know- who that is.
(4:14:02 PM) glogorothAugur: Heries, the Seer.
(4:14:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: I don't know her actual name. Handles can be changed.
(4:14:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you.
(4:14:17 PM) glogorothAugur: She dreamed Obsidian, always.
(4:14:28 PM) glogorothAugur: Or all the times it mattered.
(4:14:47 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "I don't trust them"
(4:15:29 PM) mislaidLullaby: Kill her for once or kill her so she does not return?
(4:15:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Why, By the way?
(4:15:35 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PM's TT (They promised safety for us if we're out in the Ring again! To stay away from Violet!)
(4:15:43 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What did Heries do to warrant this?
(4:15:52 PM) Beetle: I've never known Others to be this direct in their commands.
(4:16:01 PM) Beetle: This is quite strange.
(4:16:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh yeah, I guess someone else should ask that.
(4:16:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: I have never known the Others.
(4:16:28 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Since Mr. Calamari here isn't speaking to me
(4:16:43 PM) Beetle: Why do you want Heries to die?
(4:16:51 PM) glogorothAugur: So it is the best time to start, little Bard.
(4:17:06 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "Promises can be broken. Especially when one of the parts is out for the other's blood."
(4:17:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please, name your reasons for wanting her dead.
(4:17:28 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "Promises can be broken. Especially when one of the parts is out for the other's blood"
(4:17:34 PM) glogorothAugur: Direct disturbance to our Love.
(4:17:45 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "The capita o Other's even"
(4:17:50 PM) glogorothAugur: Direct refusal to come to terms with our deal.
(4:17:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ....because they hurt SpeNih? -Seriously-
(4:18:00 PM) mislaidLullaby: Her leading people into Corruption, I take it?
(4:18:01 PM) glogorothAugur: Debts.
(4:18:17 PM) glogorothAugur: The order is significant.
(4:18:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hmph
(4:18:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: I think there's more to this than just the actions she took against Spenih.
(4:18:39 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs TT "Others don't break promises. They don't tell you everything up front, they decieve. But they don't lie."
(4:18:59 PM) glogorothAugur: You may trust me, Sage.
(4:19:07 PM) glogorothAugur: That man was honest.
(4:19:12 PM) glogorothAugur: We are honest too.
(4:19:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: So, kill her for her debts in return for the protection of another. Are these the stakes at hand?
(4:19:31 PM) glogorothAugur: We can give more.
(4:19:38 PM) glogorothAugur: We are generous in that matter.
(4:19:51 PM) glogorothAugur: Forgiveness, for a Sage.
(4:20:33 PM) glogorothAugur: Safety, for a Muse.
(4:21:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I would ask for a personal boon, to be used later.
(4:21:56 PM) glogorothAugur: No.
(4:22:12 PM) glogorothAugur: Smith, we have nothing to give you.
(4:22:17 PM) ***Beetle glares.
(4:22:31 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter shrugs. Fair enough.
(4:22:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Why? Are you afraid of him?
(4:22:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Of us?
(4:22:38 PM) glogorothAugur: Unless you speak for community of "Replayers"
(4:22:47 PM) glogorothAugur: Then we have everything to give you.
(4:22:59 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: May I ask what you have to give us?
(4:23:01 PM) glogorothAugur: But for the price and the bargain would be diffrent.
(4:23:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: Protection for the one who hosts everything, I think.
(4:23:20 PM) glogorothAugur: THEM
(4:23:30 PM) glogorothAugur: I am sorry.
(4:24:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: If I may ask a question?
(4:24:22 PM) glogorothAugur: This lack of composure would not be repeated.
(4:24:28 PM) glogorothAugur: Yes, Beloved.
(4:24:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: How in the name of the stars above are we supposed to find her?
(4:24:53 PM) mislaidLullaby: The Game is not exactly kind with it's allocation of players
(4:24:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That's our responsibility, not theirs. It's within our capability.
(4:24:59 PM) glogorothAugur: We do not give impossible tasks.
(4:25:08 PM) glogorothAugur: Why would we?
(4:25:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: To fuck with us?
(4:26:18 PM) mislaidLullaby: All the same, for all we know it could take us a great many years.
(4:26:25 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "Sadly enough, even without considering the moral implication of dabbling in voluntary murder, I don't think going with the requests of someone who threatens to hurt my friends is a good idea. It may give them the impression that it's a good way to get things done.""
(4:26:29 PM) mislaidLullaby: You must understand the cause of my concern.
(4:27:03 PM) glogorothAugur: Time does not matter to us.
(4:27:10 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "I'll have to try and do something I hoped I never would have to."
(4:27:10 PM) glogorothAugur: We are not our Speaker.
(4:27:22 PM) glogorothAugur: Even if he is us, at least now.
(4:27:26 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "Which is, try contact myself."
(4:28:22 PM) glogorothAugur: I see that you are thinking about it.
(4:28:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm not, but I doubt you care
(4:28:54 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PM's TT "...how the fuck are you going to do that?"
(4:29:00 PM) glogorothAugur: Sage Cole, please do not let foolish gold in your heart blind you.
(4:29:15 PM) glogorothAugur: She does deserve destruction.
(4:29:24 PM) glogorothAugur: This Witch will get what she deserves.
(4:29:30 PM) ***tungstenTinkerer PMs ventricularPipefitter "I have no idea. Maybe I'll just yell loud enough."
(4:29:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Punishment at the hands of an other is more than anyone deserves
(4:30:03 PM) mislaidLullaby: It is not my place to judge another
(4:30:11 PM) glogorothAugur: Yes
(4:30:21 PM) glogorothAugur: The judgement in question belongs to us.
(4:30:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...Violet was not born Muse.
(4:30:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: When you say 'Witch,' do you mean in metaphor, or role?
(4:31:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Well, AA's a native Seer, I think
(4:31:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And a current Grace
(4:31:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So, metaphor
(4:31:50 PM) glogorothAugur: There will be a Witch.
(4:31:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: Unless she goes on to be a Witch? Guh, temporal stuff bluh bluh
(4:31:55 PM) glogorothAugur: Among you,
(4:32:06 PM) glogorothAugur: And she is dangerous to you.
(4:32:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...artisticHourglass is a born Witch of Void.
(4:32:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: UH
(4:32:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hmmm
(4:32:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh my.
(4:32:20 PM) glogorothAugur: She is not of our concern.
(4:32:21 PM) Beetle: Well, that sounds suitably aggravating.
(4:32:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh
(4:32:28 PM) glogorothAugur: And she is a Muse now.
(4:32:30 PM) Beetle: Or maybe aggravatingly suitable.
(4:32:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But, seriously.
(4:32:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I am a Flow player now, but you blew up several of my computers anyway
(4:32:53 PM) glogorothAugur: Long enough to beautiful Null to stop shrouding her.
(4:33:01 PM) glogorothAugur: Beat has claimed her.
(4:33:10 PM) glogorothAugur: the Rhythm of Time.
(4:33:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: The Null is something, I must give you that
(4:33:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Have any of you ever dealt with Chronic PK? Have you ever seen someone that broken? That won't stop?
(4:33:31 PM) ***uA[unseeingAugur] PMs ventricularPipefitter "Why do people keep butting in? We're going in circles, I just want to find out what we can get from this deal."
(4:33:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Fuck, how many of you were -here- when AL died?
(4:33:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How many of you called out for blood?
(4:34:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: Have you ever had something stand over you and Sing Fear into you?
(4:34:16 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PM's uA "That's chatrooms for you. Everyone feels like they've got something to say."
(4:34:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Is what she did so terrible that we must throw her to the fucking Others?
(4:34:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: It is not my place to decide.
(4:34:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: People die
(4:34:31 PM) tungstenTinkerer: People have been warned. They'll be wary and possibly do the sensible thing
(4:34:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: All the time
(4:34:35 PM) ***uA[unseeingAugur] PMs ventricularPipefitter "Do you think we could benefit by asking directly?"
(4:34:48 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Which is leave her without a UU all the time so the game will kill her
(4:34:57 PM) mislaidLullaby: Unless she forces one.
(4:35:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...You've never had the game lean on your to kill someone, have you?
(4:35:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes
(4:35:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I have
(4:35:47 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Don't you dare presume that I havent
(4:35:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: I've had outside forces lean on somebody else to kill me.
(4:36:25 PM) glogorothAugur: Do you speak of those anathema to us, Bard?
(4:36:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: He was once.
(4:36:43 PM) ventricularPipefitter: NoTT you ain't talking like somebody who's ever had to understand a hard choice.
(4:37:10 PM) mislaidLullaby: The Singer sung Fear and the Dark Carnival called. It was not nice. It was not pleasant. I would not wish that on another.
(4:37:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What exactly is so hard about this?
(4:37:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: He's an other
(4:37:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: He lies
(4:37:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The end
(4:37:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Auuurgh. Not going to explode anything here.
(4:38:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please don't. It is rather detrimental to conversation if everybody blows up.
(4:38:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And anyways, no one deserves to be forcefed to an other
(4:38:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: This. Helps. Us. It's not your frogdamn offer. It's mine. And Cole's. And a few others.
(4:38:20 PM) glogorothAugur: We can only comfort you that this will never happen again, Bard.
(4:38:27 PM) Beetle: I'm surprised the Other isn't more focused on his goal, honestly.
(4:38:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: How does this help us, exactly?
(4:38:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: I will take that as a small comfort, then. Thank you.
(4:39:08 PM) Beetle: He seems content to let us drawl on about things only slightly related to his proposition.
(4:39:36 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And I, for one, am -perfectly willing- to hunt down Heries Croton, twisted Seer of Heart, for what she's done with -my- Aspect, and cast her into the Ring to face Judgement and Just Death.
(4:39:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Regardless of whether or not any of you help or hinder me.
(4:39:54 PM) tungstenTinkerer: ...
(4:39:58 PM) glogorothAugur: I see.
(4:40:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: Well that is one vote cast.
(4:40:08 PM) glogorothAugur: Then let us finalise the deal.
(4:40:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And I, for one, am willing to stop you, someone of my native aspect, from casting someone to a fate worse than death
(4:40:25 PM) glogorothAugur: He is not there insect.
(4:40:39 PM) glogorothAugur: He wouldn't do that.
(4:40:53 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No-TT, that's between you and me.
(4:41:08 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Ross
(4:41:10 PM) tungstenTinkerer: please
(4:41:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: If I come across her, I'll talk with you more about the situation. Is this sufficient compromise?
(4:41:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Cole. Cogs. Why do you want to stop me
(4:41:49 PM) glogorothAugur: Smith, you are the wise one.
(4:41:56 PM) tenaciousTheseus: TT hasn't been saying much
(4:41:57 PM) mislaidLullaby: The rights of the few verses the good of the many. There is no real right answer here, I think.
(4:42:03 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you, I think.
(4:42:15 PM) glogorothAugur: You, and the community you are trying to protect would not get harmed.
(4:42:45 PM) glogorothAugur: Would you really think we are cruel to those that manage to fulfill our agreements?
(4:42:56 PM) glogorothAugur: That is counterproductive.
(4:44:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: Anything else?
(4:44:43 PM) glogorothAugur: I was attempting to ask the same question, Beloved Child.
(4:45:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: Excuse me one moment, please.
(4:45:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: My jaw feels like it is ripping itself in two and it is rather distracting.
(4:45:50 PM) glogorothAugur: It is sad to hear that.
(4:45:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So, Augur. Violet is safe, stays safe. Our servers, our data, remain sancrosanct. Our Null session of refuge, remains. And you want the Seer of Heart for it?
(4:46:01 PM) glogorothAugur: Yes.
(4:46:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And if we don't?
(4:46:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And you'll release your hold on Vitt?
(4:46:54 PM) genesisArtificer [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:47:05 PM) genesisArtificer: Hey glogoroth
(4:47:07 PM) genesisArtificer: fuck you
(4:47:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: Okay, I can feel my mouth again. Back.
(4:47:22 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: welcome back, ML
(4:47:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...
(4:47:32 PM) glogorothAugur: Seer, can you please stop delaying the inevitable.
(4:48:03 PM) genesisArtificer: Can you please stop trying to molest every one with a tentalce
(4:48:05 PM) genesisArtificer: *tentacle
(4:48:08 PM) genesisArtificer: flagella
(4:48:09 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter facepalms. Facepalms x3 combo. So hard.
(4:48:10 PM) genesisArtificer: shit
(4:48:27 PM) glogorothAugur: You are drunk, aren't you?
(4:48:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Vitt I am kind of in the middle of some negotiations here.
(4:48:33 PM) genesisArtificer: Wooooooooow
(4:48:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: Surprisingly, it's been less 'molestation' and more 'attempting to have a polite conversation'
(4:48:37 PM) genesisArtificer: gusy
(4:48:39 PM) genesisArtificer: *guys
(4:48:44 PM) genesisArtificer: I think hew might be
(4:48:48 PM) aspiredClockworks [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:48:49 PM) genesisArtificer: OMNISTICENT
(4:48:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: I have been having a polite conversation with an Other. What is life.
(4:49:07 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Replace might with is, and I agree with you, gA.
(4:49:23 PM) glogorothAugur: genesisArtificer 's computer failed to explode!
(4:49:33 PM) genesisArtificer: Frog Alchemisataion
(4:49:35 PM) genesisArtificer: FUCKER
(4:49:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Dammit, why can't that happen to me?
(4:49:49 PM) glogorothAugur: Insect
(4:49:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: Which one of us is Insect again?
(4:50:03 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Me
(4:50:04 PM) glogorothAugur: You are foolish enough.
(4:50:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Probablt
(4:50:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: Ah.
(4:50:12 PM) glogorothAugur: It.
(4:50:25 PM) Beetle: I am the insect.
(4:50:30 PM) glogorothAugur: We would never call you that, Beloved Bard.
(4:50:33 PM) Beetle: I am always the insect.
(4:50:36 PM) genesisArtificer: yeah'
(4:50:38 PM) Beetle: : P
(4:50:40 PM) genesisArtificer: he is an sicelt
(4:50:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh yeah, huh
(4:50:42 PM) genesisArtificer: *insect
(4:50:51 PM) glogorothAugur: genesisArtificer 's computer failed to explode!
(4:51:00 PM) mislaidLullaby: I'm still surprised that I get counted as 'Beloved', frankly.
(4:51:04 PM) glogorothAugur: Ushalight below.
(4:51:11 PM) genesisArtificer: wiwa
(4:51:13 PM) genesisArtificer: ow
(4:51:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Or maybe the inset is GA
(4:51:15 PM) genesisArtificer: hehehehe
(4:51:20 PM) genesisArtificer: nah
(4:51:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Glogoreth's Augur, I'm tired of fucking around. It's clear, right? That I've accepted your bargain.
(4:51:34 PM) glogorothAugur: Seer is important.
(4:51:38 PM) glogorothAugur: Anathema
(4:51:44 PM) glogorothAugur: Yet not insect.
(4:51:50 PM) genesisArtificer: see?
(4:52:00 PM) genesisArtificer: even tentacleporno says Iam wesmone\
(4:52:03 PM) genesisArtificer: *awesome
(4:52:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Everyone else is trying to get more information, cast their nets and divine a litlte more. But the question here is: will we do this, or will we not?
(4:52:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: Okay, genArt is Anathema, somebody else is insect, I'm beloved...These are really weird nicknames
(4:52:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Heh
(4:52:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And the answer is: Yes. Yes I will.
(4:52:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No
(4:52:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: We'll see when the time comes.
(4:52:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: The rest of you can feel how you want about it, but this has to be done.
(4:52:46 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No it does not
(4:52:59 PM) genesisArtificer: I do not
(4:53:03 PM) genesisArtificer: I not accept,
(4:53:04 PM) genesisArtificer: see,.
(4:53:35 PM) glogorothAugur: Your acceptance matters not, Seer.
(4:53:46 PM) glogorothAugur: And yours matters greatly, Smith.
(4:54:02 PM) glogorothAugur: The deal is done.
(4:54:08 PM) aspiredClockworks: Wait I just got here what's going on?
(4:54:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
(4:54:12 PM) glogorothAugur: I won't even try to avoid it,
(4:54:16 PM) glogorothAugur: Seer.
(4:54:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: God fucking dammit, VP
(4:54:53 PM) ***glogorothAugur exploded
(4:54:56 PM) glogorothAugur left the room.
(4:55:00 PM) genesisArtificer: hey'a
(4:55:04 PM) genesisArtificer: Ross
(4:55:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You're not my Guardian, Theseus. Just shut the fuck up and let me make my own decisions.
(4:55:08 PM) genesisArtificer: Pipefuckefr
(4:55:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
(4:55:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yeah, Nukes?
(4:55:19 PM) genesisArtificer: I thouht that u were smarer
(4:55:23 PM) genesisArtificer: You
(4:55:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ugh
(4:55:24 PM) genesisArtificer: Are
(4:55:26 PM) genesisArtificer: MORON
(4:55:34 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That is what I have been trying to say
(4:55:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck, VP?
(4:55:45 PM) genesisArtificer: ^tis
(4:55:50 PM) mislaidLullaby: I think I see where he's coming from, though
(4:55:56 PM) Beetle: This is certainly not how I would have liked this conversation to go.
(4:56:04 PM) genesisArtificer: I mean it
(4:56:06 PM) genesisArtificer: really
(4:56:10 PM) genesisArtificer: DEBIL
(4:56:12 PM) genesisArtificer: KRETYN
(4:56:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What has AA done that warrants throwing her to the fucking others?
(4:56:15 PM) genesisArtificer: IDIOTA
(4:56:20 PM) Beetle: You shouldn't have accpeted, VP.
(4:56:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No
(4:56:28 PM) Beetle: In my opinion, at least.
(4:56:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You shouldn't have
(4:56:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh holy mother you're swearing in polish at me. Lovely.
(4:56:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: VP? Whilst I don't agree, I won't condone you.
(4:56:56 PM) genesisArtificer: JEB SIĘ ROSS
(4:57:01 PM) genesisArtificer: are you a moron
(4:57:07 PM) genesisArtificer: Are you an idion
(4:57:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you remember what that voyage into the dark was like!?
(4:57:15 PM) genesisArtificer: *t
(4:57:26 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(4:57:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you remember how many times we almost died?
(4:57:34 PM) genesisArtificer: nie przyponimaj mi
(4:57:38 PM) genesisArtificer: *przypominaj
(4:57:43 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(4:57:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How many years has Violet been out there, whistling in the dark, crossing her fingers that they won't send something gribbly down.
(4:58:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We exist at Their sufferance, Vitt.
(4:58:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: This is WORTH IT.
(4:58:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No it is not!
(4:58:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck, man?
(4:58:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: We are not throwing someone to the lions just to save our own asses!
(4:58:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: TT I have been playing this game twice as long as you.
(4:58:44 PM) genesisArtificer: Nie
(4:58:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So?
(4:58:53 PM) genesisArtificer: There must be toher way
(4:58:54 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You have no right to tell me what do to.
(4:58:57 PM) genesisArtificer: *inna
(4:59:00 PM) genesisArtificer: *other
(4:59:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You apparently haven't learned jack shit from it!
(4:59:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The Others are not on our side
(4:59:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I invite you all, completely, and sincerely, to look for that other way.
(4:59:15 PM) genesisArtificer: nie są.
(4:59:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: Guys, I think we need to calm down.
(4:59:20 PM) ***Beetle glares
(4:59:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'll work this angle.
(4:59:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sure
(4:59:27 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fine
(4:59:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You guys can work the others.
(4:59:29 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
(4:59:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That seems to be your job right now. Bending over and taking a flagella right up the ass
(4:59:50 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: That was a terrible pun.
(4:59:58 PM) Beetle: I suppose that's as reasonable as this whole clusterfuck was ever going to get.
(5:00:05 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Pipes
(5:00:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: I want a fucking hug.
(5:00:12 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Can I just point something out
(5:00:14 PM) genesisArtificer: So, you a bender now
(5:00:15 PM) tungstenTinkerer: We.
(5:00:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Don't
(5:00:19 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Kill
(5:00:21 PM) tungstenTinkerer: People
(5:00:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: THANK yoyu
(5:00:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: *you
(5:00:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Cogs, maybe you don't.
(5:01:00 PM) tungstenTinkerer: There's no buts and no ifs. We only kill those who try to harm us
(5:01:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But I'd like to point out your best friend and Boss is /awfully goddamn casual/ with FUCKING NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
(5:01:15 PM) genesisArtificer: prawda
(5:01:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: I just want a hug.
(5:01:39 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd like to point out that Myra was a 'freedom fighter,'
(5:01:39 PM) genesisArtificer: I donk kill
(5:01:41 PM) genesisArtificer: dont
(5:01:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: and the other word for that is 'goddamn terrorist.' or 'revoluionary.'
(5:01:51 PM) ***genesisArtificer hugs mL
(5:01:53 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Which he is very fucking careful with
(5:01:58 PM) ***mislaidLullaby hugs
(5:02:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd like to point out FUCKING TROLLS.
(5:02:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: I mean....Oh hell. It was so fucking nice to me. Why was it so nice to me?
(5:02:10 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:02:11 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: What about trolls?
(5:02:12 PM) genesisArtificer: Not
(5:02:20 PM) genesisArtificer: Nie mówimy o trolach
(5:02:27 PM) genesisArtificer: *trollach
(5:02:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So?
(5:02:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Trolls aren't inherently evil
(5:02:44 PM) genesisArtificer: they are
(5:02:50 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd like to point out every time another player was responsible for a Just death, they killed someone.
(5:02:56 PM) tenaciousTheseus: There's several trolls on the fora that are proof of that
(5:03:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And may I point out that you are planning on killing someone
(5:03:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: No
(5:03:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You're getting off topic, fuck heads.
(5:03:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: WORSE than killing someone
(5:03:22 PM) genesisArtificer: you havent seen the one that killed hundreds
(5:03:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: TT, being stuck in this game is a fate worse than death already.
(5:03:30 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thousands.
(5:03:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Death is -restful-
(5:03:35 PM) genesisArtificer: for the need of getting hatelaid
(5:03:54 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:03:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: And then I hit somebody with the exact same thing weeks later!
(5:04:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
(5:04:10 PM) genesisArtificer: good
(5:04:10 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I need to go
(5:04:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fucking...
(5:04:13 PM) genesisArtificer: tT
(5:04:16 PM) genesisArtificer: NotT
(5:04:26 PM) genesisArtificer: trolls have kiled at least once
(5:04:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: ...I need to talk to vehdis.
(5:04:30 PM) genesisArtificer: and not in a game
(5:04:37 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So.
(5:04:38 PM) genesisArtificer: irl
(5:04:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Sburb asked me a question.
(5:04:41 PM) genesisArtificer: killers
(5:04:46 PM) genesisArtificer: każdy z nich
(5:04:53 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Say what you want. You are right, there will be blood, and it will be most certainly glogoroth's
(5:04:57 PM) mislaidLullaby: I don't actually remember the point of this argument anymore?
(5:05:14 PM) genesisArtificer: Others are bad mojo?
(5:05:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: It is just 'Weh weh CORPSES'
(5:05:24 PM) genesisArtificer: that s the damned point
(5:05:25 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It asked me, "Am I willing to kill in order to protect what is important to me?" And I said "Yes."
(5:05:50 PM) genesisArtificer: I really want for sN to be here
(5:06:00 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Paradox space needs to be shown what happens when you fuck with the wrong people
(5:06:09 PM) Beetle: I agree TT.
(5:06:23 PM) Beetle: Whether or not AA is killed, I am most eager to get my hands on that Other.
(5:06:32 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(5:06:42 PM) genesisArtificer: I am directly future fucked by his flagella
(5:06:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I won't stop any of you from doing anything to The Augur.
(5:06:56 PM) tungstenTinkerer: It's not like we have any guarantee they'll stick to thewir word anyway
(5:06:57 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Can you call it something else?
(5:06:59 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He made that deal on the Circle's behalf.
(5:07:03 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Please?
(5:07:04 PM) genesisArtificer: Roos
(5:07:04 PM) genesisArtificer: *Ross
(5:07:06 PM) genesisArtificer: Bracie
(5:07:24 PM) genesisArtificer: woud you do this to her if not the barigain
(5:07:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Would I kill her?
(5:07:58 PM) genesisArtificer: da
(5:08:02 PM) genesisArtificer: *tak
(5:08:04 PM) genesisArtificer: *yes
(5:08:22 PM) genesisArtificer: fuck u and yuor monoglodism
(5:08:25 PM) genesisArtificer: *glotism
(5:09:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I ain't no monoglot. Je parle le francais d'acadien.
(5:09:54 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And...it wouldn't take much.
(5:09:55 PM) specificNihilism [[email protected]] entered the room.
(5:09:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's on the list.
(5:10:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: Help
(5:10:04 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's not going to stop being a repeat offender.
(5:10:11 PM) specificNihilism: what's wrong?
(5:10:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: Spenih help they're angry and won't stop fighting
(5:10:15 PM) genesisArtificer: sN
(5:10:21 PM) ***genesisArtificer bearhugs sN
(5:10:23 PM) specificNihilism: mislul
(5:10:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It wouldn't take much for it to be Just.
(5:10:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: Also I made polite conversation with an OTHER and it won't stop calling me BELOVED
(5:10:30 PM) ***genesisArtificer bearhugs sN so hard
(5:10:43 PM) ***specificNihilism huggles genart
(5:10:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: What is this I DO NOT EVEN
(5:10:59 PM) specificNihilism: mislul
(5:11:02 PM) ***specificNihilism huggles mislul
(5:11:07 PM) specificNihilism: sh
(5:11:08 PM) ***mislaidLullaby hugs back
(5:11:10 PM) specificNihilism: it's going to be okay
(5:11:16 PM) specificNihilism: spenih's here
(5:11:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: They're fighting over corpses.
(5:11:50 PM) specificNihilism: who is?
(5:12:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: Venpip and genart and tenthe
(5:12:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: And beetle and other people too and I just cannot
(5:12:21 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Spenih, it's good to see you, Shame I didn't get your opinion earlier, but time was of the essence.
(5:12:26 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Ross
(5:12:28 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Please
(5:12:31 PM) specificNihilism: what
(5:12:36 PM) tungstenTinkerer: You don't deserve to be on the PK list
(5:12:37 PM) specificNihilism: what's going on?
(5:12:38 PM) mislaidLullaby: They're gonna kill somebody if they meet her so to save Violet
(5:12:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: Alcano
(5:12:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Cogs, we don't put people on the list for self-defense.
(5:13:03 PM) genesisArtificer: Ok
(5:13:10 PM) specificNihilism: wait
(5:13:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: Kill Alcano, save Violet, let somebody else go but I can't remember who
(5:13:16 PM) genesisArtificer: why would it want to kill aA so much
(5:13:17 PM) specificNihilism: arthou's in trouble?
(5:13:24 PM) specificNihilism: alcano did something again?
(5:13:24 PM) genesisArtificer: that it offered a bargain
(5:13:24 PM) genesisArtificer: sN
(5:13:34 PM) genesisArtificer: there is a so man resons
(5:13:49 PM) genesisArtificer: what would happend to alone woman in vod session
(5:13:50 PM) mislaidLullaby: Alcano apparently owes a debt and that upset them
(5:13:56 PM) genesisArtificer: floating in the ring
(5:14:11 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(5:14:11 PM) specificNihilism: yes
(5:14:14 PM) specificNihilism: that was a stupid question
(5:14:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: Does anybody else want to explain or should I just keep trying
(5:14:33 PM) genesisArtificer: theh have a gargain chip
(5:14:34 PM) genesisArtificer: *bargain
(5:14:39 PM) genesisArtificer: *they
(5:14:40 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: They promised to Release the Speaker, Not Disturb Violet, and Never Threaten Those who end up travelling the Unspeakable Depths.
(5:15:00 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: In exchange for killing AA so they can have her.
(5:15:02 PM) genesisArtificer: It means, Future Me, Violet, and uh what?
(5:15:18 PM) specificNihilism: huh
(5:15:19 PM) genesisArtificer: woukld that mean the travel croos essesions would be pospibe
(5:15:22 PM) genesisArtificer: (possible
(5:15:27 PM) genesisArtificer: (wold
(5:15:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd like to -underline- that part.
(5:15:39 PM) uA[unseeingAugur]: Cross-session travel.
(5:15:39 PM) ventricularPipefitter: In bright fucking red sparkles.
(5:15:40 PM) genesisArtificer: *would
(5:15:43 PM) specificNihilism: spenih's never known them to be so good about trades like that
(5:15:46 PM) specificNihilism: it seems
(5:15:49 PM) specificNihilism: too good to be true
(5:15:52 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(5:16:39 PM) tungstenTinkerer: You know what, this is a mott point. You have no way to get to AA soon. She's unlikely to survive to the end of her next session anyway and even then I just need to be quicker than you.
(5:17:21 PM) genesisArtificer: Dx
(5:17:26 PM) genesisArtificer: fuck
(5:17:31 PM) genesisArtificer: there is another one
(5:17:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Even if it's just Violet.
(5:17:35 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:17:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh hell, I ruined my shirt
(5:17:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That's still huge, for the future of the servers.
(5:17:49 PM) specificNihilism: another what?
(5:17:59 PM) specificNihilism: venpip
(5:18:00 PM) mislaidLullaby: Doomed timeclone I guess
(5:18:09 PM) genesisArtificer: Fear not, he is alive
(5:18:09 PM) specificNihilism: do you really trust them to leave travelers alone?
(5:18:13 PM) genesisArtificer: He is alpha.
(5:18:21 PM) specificNihilism: asdf
(5:18:23 PM) genesisArtificer: Hello, Most Beloved One
(5:18:23 PM) specificNihilism: genart?
(5:18:29 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck
(5:18:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Again
(5:18:32 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...To be perfectly honest, I really only expect them to leave -us- alone.
(5:18:34 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Goddammit
(5:18:35 PM) mislaidLullaby: I am sure there are other means of communication aside from making use of Doomed Timeclones.
(5:18:40 PM) genesisArtificer is now known as GlogorothAugur
(5:18:44 PM) specificNihilism: oh
(5:18:46 PM) specificNihilism: oh dear
(5:18:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: Have you considered just simply stealing a computer?
(5:18:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Goddammit
(5:18:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Welcome back.
(5:18:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ugh
(5:18:57 PM) Beetle: Oh dear, not again.
(5:18:58 PM) GlogorothAugur: Yes.
(5:19:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What the fuck do you want?
(5:19:14 PM) GlogorothAugur: Well, that is more convenient to us, to be honest.
(5:19:20 PM) ***uA[unseeingAugur] quit responding to the memo.
(5:19:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You already have an idiot that agreed with yoiu
(5:19:23 PM) mislaidLullaby: Don't be rude, it'll explode your computers again.
(5:19:25 PM) specificNihilism: gloaug
(5:19:28 PM) GlogorothAugur: I just wanted to greet the Beloved One.
(5:19:30 PM) specificNihilism: what have you come to say?
(5:19:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Get your ass out of my sight
(5:19:37 PM) specificNihilism: tenthe
(5:19:39 PM) specificNihilism: not helpful
(5:19:39 PM) GlogorothAugur: I personally, not as a Circle.
(5:19:42 PM) uA[unseeingAugur] is now known as uA
(5:19:58 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah, I don't care
(5:20:02 PM) Beetle: That's slightly unnerving.
(5:20:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's an Other, spenih
(5:20:11 PM) GlogorothAugur: Salutations.
(5:20:13 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is aware
(5:20:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: Dude, she KNOWS WHAT AN OTHER IS
(5:20:19 PM) specificNihilism: hello gloaug
(5:20:20 PM) GlogorothAugur: Yes?
(5:20:42 PM) GlogorothAugur: Do you sleep well?
(5:20:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: Sorry. My temper got away with me.
(5:20:53 PM) GlogorothAugur: Do nothing disturbs you, Most Beloved?
(5:21:03 PM) GlogorothAugur: Tell me your wishes
(5:21:59 PM) specificNihilism: spenih sleeps well enough
(5:22:03 PM) specificNihilism: though you knew that already
(5:22:13 PM) GlogorothAugur: Yes, I do.
(5:22:19 PM) GlogorothAugur: And we do too.
(5:22:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Kinda creepy, there
(5:22:43 PM) GlogorothAugur: This is the only quality that is worth of our praise in that man.
(5:22:51 PM) GlogorothAugur: He ra''
(5:23:11 PM) ***GlogorothAugur got punched in his snout to establish superiority
(5:23:17 PM) GlogorothAugur is now known as genesisArtificer
(5:23:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Bahaha
(5:23:25 PM) genesisArtificer: brb
(5:23:26 PM) specificNihilism: genart?
(5:23:42 PM) mislaidLullaby: I wasn't lying about having polite conversation with an Other.
(5:23:50 PM) specificNihilism: spenih didn't think you were
(5:23:54 PM) TheRedMage [[email protected]] entered the room.
(5:23:59 PM) specificNihilism: she's spoken with him before
(5:24:02 PM) mode (+qo TheRedMage TheRedMage) by ChanServ
(5:24:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: "before"?
(5:24:15 PM) uA is now known as uA[clockworkWhisperer]
(5:24:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: Is calling Void-natives 'Beloved' a common thing?
(5:24:32 PM) genesisArtificer: ?
(5:24:36 PM) genesisArtificer: oh right
(5:24:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I haven't heard of that before
(5:24:41 PM) tungstenTinkerer left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(5:24:43 PM) specificNihilism: tenthe
(5:24:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes?
(5:25:00 PM) genesisArtificer: I think was very careful for the ichor to not get on me
(5:25:04 PM) TheRedMage is now known as tungstentinkerer
(5:25:06 PM) genesisArtificer: also it was doomed.
(5:25:14 PM) genesisArtificer: thankfully
(5:25:17 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is a [d rs  dreamer]
(5:25:21 PM) specificNihilism: it's hard not to listen to them
(5:25:30 PM) genesisArtificer: waint
(5:25:32 PM) genesisArtificer: *wait
(5:25:33 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter nods at SN
(5:25:34 PM) genesisArtificer: you know that guy
(5:25:38 PM) specificNihilism: she does
(5:25:41 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(5:25:45 PM) genesisArtificer: it umm
(5:25:59 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I understand that. I was questioning not whether you know others, but that specific other
(5:26:07 PM) specificNihilism: oh
(5:26:07 PM) genesisArtificer: I think it tried to approach me once when I was dreaming
(5:26:09 PM) specificNihilism: well
(5:26:21 PM) genesisArtificer: but I am not dumb
(5:26:22 PM) specificNihilism: spenih can't tell you
(5:26:23 PM) genesisArtificer: duh
(5:26:23 PM) specificNihilism: she's sorry
(5:26:26 PM) genesisArtificer: ok
(5:26:31 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Argh
(5:26:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I hate it when people do this to me
(5:26:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Why not?
(5:26:44 PM) specificNihilism: she can't
(5:26:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: Do what to you?
(5:26:58 PM) specificNihilism: it's not something she can talk about
(5:27:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Say "Bluh bluh I can't tell you this or why I can;t tell you this bluh"
(5:27:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: It could be worse
(5:27:27 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I suppose
(5:27:43 PM) specificNihilism: tenthe
(5:27:46 PM) genesisArtificer: Hey, notT
(5:27:49 PM) specificNihilism: spenih has twentyeight [s ssi ns]
(5:27:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: You could be on your second session, terrified of corruption taking your mind from you, and be the one left to talk to the damn horrorterror.
(5:27:59 PM) genesisArtificer: shut your trap
(5:28:05 PM) specificNihilism: there are things she's seen and done that she can't talk about and she's sorry
(5:28:07 PM) specificNihilism: she really is
(5:28:10 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(5:28:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I understand
(5:28:19 PM) specificNihilism: and mislul
(5:28:21 PM) ***specificNihilism huggles
(5:28:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Still pisses me off, but I understand
(5:28:27 PM) genesisArtificer: dude
(5:28:32 PM) genesisArtificer: she is a Vet of Void
(5:28:37 PM) ***mislaidLullaby hugs spenih
(5:28:39 PM) genesisArtificer: duh
(5:28:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I know that
(5:28:42 PM) genesisArtificer: also
(5:28:49 PM) ***genesisArtificer bearhugs them both
(5:28:57 PM) ***specificNihilism huggles genart
(5:29:02 PM) ***mislaidLullaby also hugs genart
(5:29:55 PM) genesisArtificer: woooooo hooooooo
(5:29:57 PM) genesisArtificer: yeah
(5:29:59 PM) genesisArtificer: !
(5:30:05 PM) tenaciousTheseus: So
(5:30:07 PM) genesisArtificer: looks at all the hugs!
(5:30:10 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What are we going to do now?
(5:30:11 PM) genesisArtificer: what NoTT
(5:30:13 PM) genesisArtificer: I dunno
(5:30:20 PM) genesisArtificer: ask the Tentacle Fetishist
(5:30:32 PM) genesisArtificer: dude, change your handle
(5:30:34 PM) genesisArtificer: really
(5:30:45 PM) mislaidLullaby: ...Which one of us is that?
(5:30:50 PM) tenaciousTheseus: VP
(5:31:00 PM) tungstentinkerer is now known as tungstenTinkerer
(5:31:03 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The dude who cozied up to the other
(5:31:04 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...What.
(5:31:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: Please no more fighting
(5:31:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I ain't fucking changing my handle, what sort of bullshit is this.
(5:31:18 PM) mislaidLullaby: ...
(5:31:23 PM) specificNihilism: hey
(5:31:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: I was the one talking half the time!
(5:31:30 PM) specificNihilism: hey
(5:31:31 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'm still there person I was when I woke up this morning.
(5:31:34 PM) specificNihilism: easy
(5:31:46 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You didn't throw someone to them
(5:31:56 PM) genesisArtificer: ok
(5:31:59 PM) genesisArtificer: NoTT
(5:32:06 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yeah, but I'm still someone who woulda.
(5:32:10 PM) genesisArtificer: Space Cadets should shut up
(5:32:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I was talking to mL
(5:32:28 PM) genesisArtificer: There are smarter guys talking
(5:32:30 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh no. I was the one left being nice. Trying to get it to not blow everybody up!
(5:32:33 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And aren't you a space cadet, GA?
(5:32:37 PM) ***genesisArtificer shuts up
(5:32:42 PM) specificNihilism: that's it!
(5:32:43 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ah. I see
(5:32:43 PM) specificNihilism: tenthe
(5:32:51 PM) specificNihilism: please
(5:32:56 PM) mislaidLullaby: DID YOU FORGET THE BIT WHERE I TRIED TO STOP YOU BLOWING UP
(5:32:57 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:32:58 PM) specificNihilism: we don't need any antagonizing
(5:33:01 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:33:02 PM) specificNihilism: mislul
(5:33:05 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:33:05 PM) specificNihilism: mislul
(5:33:09 PM) specificNihilism: sh
(5:33:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: Sorry.
(5:33:13 PM) specificNihilism: talk to spenih
(5:33:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I wasn't antagonizing you! At least, not on purpose
(5:33:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: You antagonised me alright.
(5:33:35 PM) mislaidLullaby: Congrats. A+++ would be antagonised again.
(5:33:50 PM) specificNihilism: sigh
(5:33:51 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(5:33:53 PM) ***genesisArtificer gesticulates towards NoTT, telling him in Prospitian Hand Speech to shut his trap
(5:34:00 PM) specificNihilism: yes
(5:34:02 PM) specificNihilism: thank you genart
(5:34:10 PM) ***genesisArtificer assumes that Space Native knows this
(5:34:21 PM) ***genesisArtificer has really high hopes
(5:34:24 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus does know this
(5:34:42 PM) ***genesisArtificer handles NoTT his bottle of Vodka
(5:34:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: 'm getting a new shirt. Gonna take five to fix my face. It's run.
(5:34:56 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus drinks
(5:34:56 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(5:35:02 PM) specificNihilism: now then
(5:35:08 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus gives the bottle back to GA
(5:35:19 PM) ***genesisArtificer downs it
(5:35:35 PM) ***genesisArtificer gets another bottle
(5:35:56 PM) ***genesisArtificer and gives it to NoTT, suggesting him to down it
(5:36:03 PM) specificNihilism: venpip?
(5:36:11 PM) specificNihilism: did you agree to their deal?
(5:36:12 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus downs it
(5:36:41 PM) ***tenaciousTheseus feels better, and a little drunk
(5:36:43 PM) tungstenTinkerer: It occurs to me I will get nothing done staying here
(5:36:48 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I need to go think about stuff
(5:36:56 PM) tungstenTinkerer: this stuff specifically
(5:36:56 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(5:37:00 PM) specificNihilism: take care tuntin
(5:37:01 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(5:37:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: Take care
(5:37:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: See ya
(5:37:32 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:37:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I did, Spenih.
(5:37:40 PM) genesisArtificer: Take Care Cogs
(5:37:42 PM) tungstenTinkerer: bye guys. I hope nobody here became a killer by next time we see each other
(5:37:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Take care, Space Cadet.
(5:37:53 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:37:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Stay Alive.
(5:38:00 PM) genesisArtificer: ok
(5:38:04 PM) specificNihilism: spenih's
(5:38:11 PM) specificNihilism: going to try to make sure that doesn't happen
(5:38:12 PM) genesisArtificer: ?
(5:38:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer left the room (quit: Quit: Sto andando via).
(5:38:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: I'm back.
(5:39:11 PM) specificNihilism: welcome back mislul
(5:39:18 PM) specificNihilism: and
(5:39:20 PM) specificNihilism: hm
(5:39:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: Scraping face, so forgive me if I'm a lil' slow
(5:39:41 PM) specificNihilism: you're going to try to kill alcano then?
(5:40:48 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay, so I just have to start by saying I have no idea what you're all talking about except some sort of big nasty shit went down.
(5:41:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's an understatement
(5:41:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: Do you want the long version or the short?
(5:41:13 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Also I need to ask what happens when a god-tier gets corpsified.
(5:41:25 PM) specificNihilism: oh
(5:41:25 PM) specificNihilism: well
(5:41:28 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: how long does it take for them to get back up?
(5:41:29 PM) specificNihilism: that depends on how they died
(5:41:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: If they die a Just or Heroic death, it sticks.
(5:41:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like, if a godtier dies?
(5:41:37 PM) specificNihilism: if it was a [j st] death
(5:41:38 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: yes
(5:41:39 PM) specificNihilism: or [he oic]
(5:41:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: If not? They sort of...Get up again I think?
(5:41:46 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It was an Idiotic one.
(5:41:46 PM) specificNihilism: wait for about an hour
(5:41:49 PM) specificNihilism: if they don't get up
(5:41:50 PM) ventricularPipefitter: With a glowing rainbow/golden lightshow
(5:41:52 PM) genesisArtificer: well
(5:41:55 PM) specificNihilism: then they're not coming back
(5:41:56 PM) genesisArtificer: depends
(5:42:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: The blood sort of schlups back in.
(5:42:01 PM) genesisArtificer: nuke is an hour
(5:42:11 PM) genesisArtificer: and clean stab is much less
(5:42:25 PM) genesisArtificer: depends really
(5:42:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Also, Spenih: Yes. I'm going to do what I can to hunt her down and bring her to Justice. Honestly, it was something we'd discussed not long after she'd taken out accostedLycanthropy.
(5:43:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus: There is nothing anyone can do to justify throwing them to the others
(5:43:12 PM) specificNihilism: spenih had hoped that no one was going to go after her for vengeance
(5:43:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's not exactly vengeance.
(5:43:55 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I mean.
(5:44:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: This helps us. It helps keep Sburb.org, and all we've built here, safe.
(5:44:27 PM) specificNihilism: yes
(5:44:28 PM) specificNihilism: but
(5:44:35 PM) specificNihilism: spenih can't condone this
(5:44:56 PM) specificNihilism: this place isn't meant to be built on the deaths of others
(5:44:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The main purpose of Sburb.org is to keep people alive
(5:45:06 PM) specificNihilism: even if it's one death
(5:45:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Killing in its name is pretty backwards
(5:45:14 PM) specificNihilism: spenih understands where you're coming from
(5:45:15 PM) specificNihilism: but
(5:45:18 PM) specificNihilism: she just
(5:45:23 PM) specificNihilism: doesn't want people to keep killing
(5:45:34 PM) specificNihilism: that only makes other people want to kill
(5:45:37 PM) genesisArtificer: hey, Pipelord, i kinda get you
(5:45:46 PM) genesisArtificer: the one thing is that you try to do
(5:45:50 PM) genesisArtificer: the good thing
(5:45:52 PM) genesisArtificer: but man
(5:45:54 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay, well, I sort of see green and red bits floating back, so she's probably going to be all right.
(5:45:54 PM) genesisArtificer: you kinda
(5:45:57 PM) genesisArtificer: are a killer
(5:46:00 PM) genesisArtificer: *wiill bee
(5:46:01 PM) genesisArtificer: *be
(5:46:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: Sounds like she'll be okay, clowhi
(5:46:27 PM) specificNihilism: spenih doesn't want you to be a killer
(5:46:28 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(5:46:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's already built on the death and bones of others. We built this place, so that others wouldn't have to die in ignorance.
(5:46:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: Uh...Guys? I have a question
(5:46:42 PM) specificNihilism: but we didn't kill them
(5:46:43 PM) genesisArtificer: ...
(5:46:45 PM) specificNihilism: yes mislul?
(5:46:46 PM) mislaidLullaby: What if she just sort of dies on her own?
(5:46:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Then
(5:46:54 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Uh
(5:46:54 PM) specificNihilism: if who?
(5:46:59 PM) genesisArtificer: thats the plan I guess
(5:47:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: Alcano
(5:47:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: AA
(5:47:19 PM) specificNihilism: [ he o hers] will get her
(5:47:31 PM) specificNihilism: when she goes off into the afterlife
(5:47:35 PM) genesisArtificer: Pipelord does a little jig so her teammates would not get close to her
(5:47:53 PM) genesisArtificer: that would be the cleanest type of offing someone
(5:47:54 PM) genesisArtificer: right?
(5:47:59 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I
(5:48:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Guess...
(5:48:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: Unless she has Hope, in which case that won't matter
(5:48:29 PM) genesisArtificer: she would ride alone
(5:48:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That is what it
(5:48:43 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's too personally good at rejection and self-deception to roll Hope, I think.
(5:48:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: Heck, if she changes handle and gets Heart? She might just force them to walk with her
(5:49:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: She's already heart
(5:49:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That's what gets me, really.
(5:49:08 PM) mislaidLullaby: Roles heart next session
(5:49:09 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Why does she keep getting Heart?
(5:49:12 PM) genesisArtificer: oh fuck
(5:49:17 PM) genesisArtificer: she never learns
(5:49:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
(5:49:22 PM) genesisArtificer: the lesson of Heart
(5:49:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ah
(5:49:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Right
(5:49:29 PM) genesisArtificer: motherfucking
(5:49:31 PM) genesisArtificer: EMPATHY
(5:49:34 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(5:49:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That makes so much sense now
(5:50:00 PM) genesisArtificer: yep
(5:50:03 PM) genesisArtificer: all the sense
(5:50:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: Welp.
(5:50:07 PM) genesisArtificer: all of it
(5:50:35 PM) specificNihilism: spenih wants her to stop
(5:50:39 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's damned uncanny. Normally you see role repetition.
(5:50:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Er. Class. Not Aspect.
(5:50:51 PM) specificNihilism: but there has to be a better way of solving this than killing her
(5:50:57 PM) specificNihilism: and trusting [th  ot ers]
(5:51:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: To be honest, the odds of running into her are pretty slim anyway
(5:51:25 PM) specificNihilism: spenih doesn't trust the odds
(5:51:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: They might re-jigger them.
(5:52:05 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Dude, this is really cool to watch.
(5:52:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Can they even do that
(5:52:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Depends on who you ask.
(5:52:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: What's up with the watch?
(5:52:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd not believe it impossible.
(5:52:45 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: ML: you talkin' to me?
(5:52:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: Ah, sorry
(5:53:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: I thought you said 'This is a really cool watch' and not 'This is really cool to watch'
(5:53:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: My bad
(5:53:28 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Oh, no. My watch isn't that interesting. It's weighted, though.
(5:53:43 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: But watching uA's chest uncollapsing is pretty neat.
(5:54:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: Huh
(5:54:18 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Hey, if I doodle on her, will it stay on when she regains consciousness?
(5:54:20 PM) genesisArtificer: ok, I have to abscond now
(5:54:25 PM) genesisArtificer: More fuckers to go
(5:54:26 PM) specificNihilism: okay genart
(5:54:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: Dude, that's a corpse
(5:54:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: Don't draw on that
(5:54:31 PM) specificNihilism: take care okay?
(5:54:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: Take care
(5:54:36 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: See ya
(5:54:37 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Stay alive, Corpsepiler.
(5:54:45 PM) genesisArtificer: And my poor session would not live without me
(5:54:59 PM) genesisArtificer: Gentleman, If you wish so ;]
(5:55:01 PM) genesisArtificer left the room.
(5:55:05 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well, she's not going to be a corpse for very long, I just want to know because it's not going to do any harm.
(5:55:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: Dude, she just died
(5:55:29 PM) mislaidLullaby: Leave her be for now
(5:55:43 PM) specificNihilism: spenih agrees with mislul
(5:55:45 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She piled.
(5:55:47 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: My room.
(5:55:52 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Full of corpses.
(5:55:58 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And creepy, sick doll corpses.
(5:56:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: Did she draw on the corpses?
(5:56:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: No? Don't draw on the corpses.
(5:56:24 PM) aspiredClockworks: Doll corpses were my fault, I told her how to make quick manequins of people.
(5:56:27 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: ... fair enough.
(5:56:55 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Huh. Well, thanks for that. I'll send you a picture of my room next chance I get.
(5:57:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Can't you like get rid of them>
(5:57:22 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
(5:58:05 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Probably. Just seems kind of declasse to destroy my own body, you know? And the door's half-wedged shut, I have no idea how she got them all in there.
(5:59:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: Destroying corpses is bad, but drawing on them is fine?
(5:59:35 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well yeah, if she's going to get back up afterwards, it's sort of like she's just unconscious, right?
(5:59:43 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And it's her fault for being an idiot.
(5:59:46 PM) specificNihilism: uh
(5:59:47 PM) specificNihilism: well
(5:59:59 PM) specificNihilism: watching someone's chest uncollapse always made spenih want to hug them
(6:00:01 PM) specificNihilism: not draw on them
(6:00:07 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Byyyyyyyyyy the way, does anyone know why she was off gallivanting in an Atomyk ebonpyre until she got overwhelmed? It sort of looks like an ogre stomped her to death.
(6:00:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: I think she may have gotten upset a little
(6:00:33 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: A little.
(6:00:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Well
(6:00:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Uh
(6:00:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: There was a bit of an argument.
(6:00:55 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Hah, I can make fun of her dead clown boyfriend and her missing clown boyfriend and all she does is call me an idiot.
(6:00:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Who is 'she?'
(6:01:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ....dead clown boyfriend?
(6:01:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Missing clown boyfriend?
(6:01:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: Dead clown boyfriend
(6:01:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: UA?
(6:01:22 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Yep.
(6:01:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: Explain, please?
(6:02:06 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Explain what?
(6:02:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I think they mean the clown boyfriend stuff
(6:02:25 PM) mislaidLullaby: Dead/Missing clown boyfriends
(6:02:26 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Ah.
(6:03:05 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well, apparently, in her first session, she had some sort of weird, freaky aliens that do swinging and stuff, and she just happened to have two slots filled with face-painters.
(6:03:32 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: One was this... asian kid, named Kane, apparently a juggalo or someshit.
(6:03:55 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And the other was some sort of murderhappy gray-skinned horny clowncultist.
(6:04:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh god juggalo trolls
(6:04:09 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I don't know exactly, I didn't keep it straight because I really didn't believe her.
(6:04:23 PM) mislaidLullaby: Trolls. Of course.
(6:04:26 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Yeah, he's a juggler or something?
(6:04:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: What's a juggalo?
(6:05:09 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: In any case, the juggalo kicked the bucket and she hasn't been able to see her gray-skinned juggler dude since the last session ended.
(6:05:10 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Juggalos are fans of some rap group called the Insane Clown Posse
(6:05:27 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And I didn't believe her at first, so I sort of needled her for it.
(6:05:33 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And she'd just kind of brush me off.
(6:05:47 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She takes most shit pretty chill, it's fuckin ridiculous.
(6:05:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: Oh god. THOSE guys.
(6:06:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: They were uncanny.
(6:07:34 PM) aspiredClockworks: Word of advice: Never talk about a troll "kicking the bucket". Use some other euphemism. It apparently has cultural connotations you don't want to touch.
(6:07:51 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh my god yes
(6:08:11 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: OKay
(6:08:14 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: she's getting up
(6:08:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: Is this one of the relationship things?
(6:08:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It
(6:08:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: well
(6:08:28 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sort of
(6:08:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's more of a
(6:08:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Reproduction
(6:08:36 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: we're going to have a long talk about why the hell she's dead with clown makeup on.
(6:08:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Thing
(6:08:54 PM) mislaidLullaby: Did you apply the clown make up or was she already like that?
(6:09:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: Because this will alter my opinion of the situation
(6:09:16 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer] left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(6:10:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: ...Welp, now we will never know
(6:10:32 PM) specificNihilism: oh well
(6:10:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: Ah well
(6:11:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: I've fixed my face. Make up is no longer all over the place.
(6:11:22 PM) specificNihilism: make up?
(6:11:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: Mime paint. It's just sort of nice to wear.
(6:11:51 PM) specificNihilism: huh
(6:11:53 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(6:12:15 PM) specificNihilism: spenih never thought about that
(6:12:21 PM) specificNihilism: hm
(6:12:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hm?
(6:13:50 PM) specificNihilism: nevermind
(6:13:54 PM) specificNihilism: spenih was just thinking out loud
(6:14:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You were totally thinking about wearing mime makeup, weren't you?
(6:14:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: Mimes are cool, dude. Don't knock them
(6:14:50 PM) specificNihilism: no
(6:15:17 PM) specificNihilism: spenih was just thinking about hanging out near [ erse] again soonish
(6:15:20 PM) specificNihilism: just to relax
(6:15:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm not knocking them, I just think it would be hilarious to see spenih in mime makeup
(6:15:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: Guh. I don't wanna think about sleep right now.
(6:17:01 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(6:17:24 PM) specificNihilism: spenih probably wouldn't look good with mime make up on
(6:18:42 PM) mislaidLullaby: Who even leaves feathers over somebodies bed anyway?
(6:18:54 PM) specificNihilism: what
(6:19:00 PM) specificNihilism: why would they do that?
(6:19:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: I don't know but I got to wake up to FEATHERS earlier today on Prospit
(6:19:27 PM) specificNihilism: huh
(6:19:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: So frankly I'm more than willing to write off this entire day
(6:20:02 PM) specificNihilism: it might have been the [gr garious arr nger] visiting you
(6:20:13 PM) specificNihilism: she's left things in spenih's room once
(6:20:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: I hope that's it
(6:21:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thanks for earlier, spenih. I think I needed that.
(6:21:42 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is glad she could help
(6:21:42 PM) specificNihilism: uwu
(6:21:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: ouo
(6:25:16 PM) razedDilettante [[email protected]] entered the room.
(6:25:56 PM) tenaciousTheseus left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(6:26:26 PM) specificNihilism: razdil!
(6:26:30 PM) specificNihilism: hello
(6:27:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hello razdil
(6:36:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: So yeah.
(6:36:32 PM) specificNihilism: spenih has told you
(6:36:41 PM) specificNihilism: you can always come to her with that sort of thing
(6:36:46 PM) specificNihilism: and she's always willing to listen
(6:36:47 PM) specificNihilism: and help
(6:38:35 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you, spenih
(6:38:55 PM) specificNihilism: you're welcome
(6:39:10 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hug?
(6:39:20 PM) specificNihilism: hug!
(6:39:25 PM) ***specificNihilism huggles mislul
(6:39:48 PM) ***mislaidLullaby hugs spenih
(6:39:59 PM) specificNihilism: uwu
(6:40:03 PM) mislaidLullaby: ouo
(6:40:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you
(6:40:19 PM) specificNihilism: hee
(6:40:26 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is happy to help
(6:40:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: You have always been so kind to me
(6:41:15 PM) specificNihilism: well
(6:41:17 PM) specificNihilism: the game is cruel
(6:41:24 PM) specificNihilism: and you're a [v   ] native too
(6:41:27 PM) specificNihilism: spenih couldn't not be nice to you!
(6:41:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: Forgive me but as;kldhaslkhdsakl
(6:42:25 PM) specificNihilism: mislul?
(6:42:26 PM) specificNihilism: are you okay?
(6:42:44 PM) mislaidLullaby: I'm fine. It's just....Today has been long.
(6:42:46 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thank you.
(6:43:15 PM) specificNihilism: you're still welcome!
(6:43:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: ouo
(6:43:26 PM) specificNihilism: spenih hopes that tomorrow will be better for you
(6:43:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: Thanks, spenih
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(6:44:10 PM) specificNihilism: ((pardon me having feels now))
(6:44:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( I am having many feels and all of them are AAAAA or AWWWW ))
(6:44:51 PM) specificNihilism: ((yes same fsdafasdfasf adorable voidy girls))
(6:45:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( spenih is just so nice all the tiiime ))
(6:45:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( I just want to hug her and smile ))
(6:45:33 PM) specificNihilism: ((<3))
(6:45:39 PM) specificNihilism: ((That means I've done my job))
(6:45:53 PM) specificNihilism: ((even when she's being stern and grimdarky and roarface at AA?))
(6:46:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( Even when she is full of fury, she's still amazing ))
(6:47:15 PM) specificNihilism: ((asdfasdfasdsfadsfa))
(6:47:17 PM) specificNihilism: ((That is all.))
(6:47:37 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ((Aw.))
(6:48:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( Heeee~ We're just having a lot of feels about spenih now. I love this IRC. ))
(6:49:15 PM) specificNihilism: ((I'm having feels for mislul and the founders now and just asdfasdaf i can't hold all of them i have lost my ability to can))
(6:49:56 PM) mislaidLullaby: (( I'm still amazed she grew liked enough for any of this to happen! Though I think that may just be poor self esteem. I swear I am working on that. ))
(6:50:20 PM) specificNihilism: ((SN is tooooooooo X3 Little protege aw))
(6:51:04 PM) razedDilettante: Hey
(6:51:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hey
(6:51:34 PM) razedDilettante: I ended up finding my Skaian Summoning Happy Circle or whatever
(6:51:35 PM) specificNihilism: razdil!
(6:51:36 PM) specificNihilism: hello
(6:51:41 PM) specificNihilism: [h mefre ]
(6:51:44 PM) razedDilettante: hey spenih!
(6:52:06 PM) razedDilettante: home...
(6:52:10 PM) razedDilettante: free?
(6:52:21 PM) specificNihilism: yes
(6:52:35 PM) razedDilettante: okay, yeah i found my home free!
(6:52:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: They're nice places.
(6:52:48 PM) razedDilettante: It's pretty great, to be honest
(6:53:02 PM) razedDilettante: Even if it's in someone's living room...
(6:53:24 PM) razedDilettante: Yeah, one of my consorts has agreed to let me bum on his couch
(6:53:37 PM) specificNihilism: oh!
(6:53:43 PM) specificNihilism: so you got them to talk to you?
(6:53:49 PM) razedDilettante: And in return I alchemize him shaving cream and some other things
(6:53:54 PM) razedDilettante: well, kinda
(6:54:02 PM) razedDilettante: he's pretty...
(6:54:05 PM) razedDilettante: what's the word
(6:54:18 PM) razedDilettante: uppity? cross? no... rushed, I guess
(6:54:41 PM) razedDilettante: He seems like a wire with a lot of tension
(6:55:01 PM) razedDilettante: oops he's made worm-loaf, again. brb dinner
(6:55:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: 'kay
(6:55:17 PM) specificNihilism: okay
(6:55:22 PM) specificNihilism: enjoy dinner
(6:55:30 PM) mislaidLullaby: See you soon ^^
(6:56:16 PM) TheRedMage [[email protected]] entered the room.
(6:56:24 PM) mode (+qo TheRedMage TheRedMage) by ChanServ
(7:02:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: So then! How have you been, spenih? I never asked earlier.
(7:02:14 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is well enough
(7:02:30 PM) specificNihilism: thank you for asking!
(7:02:46 PM) mislaidLullaby: ouo I'm glad to hear that you're well!
(7:03:47 PM) specificNihilism: hee
(7:03:52 PM) specificNihilism: spenih is glad she's doing okay too
(7:06:59 PM) specificNihilism: oops
(7:07:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hm?
(7:07:05 PM) specificNihilism: she has to go now
(7:07:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: Take care, spenih
(7:07:14 PM) specificNihilism: you too mislul
(7:07:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: ouo
(7:07:25 PM) specificNihilism: drop spenih a message on the fora if you need something
(7:07:32 PM) specificNihilism: she'll get back to you as soon as possible!
(7:07:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: The breeze guard you
(7:07:50 PM) specificNihilism: and [the n   ] ward your path
(7:08:00 PM) mislaidLullaby: See you soon, I hope
(7:08:23 PM) specificNihilism: you will!
(7:08:25 PM) specificNihilism: uwu
(7:08:27 PM) specificNihilism left the room.
(7:12:51 PM) ghoulishCarnage [[email protected]] entered the room.
(7:14:02 PM) TheRedMage is now known as tungstenTinkerer
(7:15:32 PM) tungstenTinkerer: ... I think I am done with my server duties for now. Is anyone still around?
(7:15:48 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Good day Tungsten
(7:15:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: Hello
(7:17:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: How are you? ouo
(7:17:39 PM) tungstenTinkerer: After all that thing from before? Still pretty terrible.
(7:17:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: That's understandable.
(7:19:48 PM) tungstenTinkerer: And the worst thing is even if I /could/ do something, which I am not sure I can, I cannot right now because my position on the echeladder is pitiful.
(7:20:39 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I didn't even /want/ o learn rage again and now want to become the best rage player as soon as possible
(7:20:58 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Oh so you were assigned rage?
(7:21:12 PM) tungstenTinkerer: There's still a little voice in the back of my head going "dude wtf"?"
(7:21:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: A ward, if I remember right
(7:21:20 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Ward of Rage, yes
(7:21:43 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Drunkenmastersprite confirmed earlier
(7:23:03 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Apparently while I cannot even become properly enraged as of now the Wrath decided to tentatively rekindle the good synergy we had last time a little judging from the amount of exploded computers.
(7:23:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: Computers don't hold Rage well, sadly
(7:24:48 PM) tungstenTinkerer: That's an understatement
(7:25:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: It could be worse.
(7:25:08 PM) ghoulishCarnage: An understatement of large proportions
(7:25:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: They could have been attached to your face when they blew up
(7:26:29 PM) aspiredClockworks: ...I hate this groovejacking, I totally just threw up when I tried to enjoy a last glass of windex.
(7:26:49 PM) aspiredClockworks: I figured my poison immunity would stick around longest since I've basically drunk nothing but.
(7:27:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: Sorry.
(7:28:31 PM) aspiredClockworks: At least it didn't kill me.
(7:28:38 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Well tbh the first one was sort of my glovesputer
(7:28:40 PM) razedDilettante: poison immunity?
(7:28:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: It's a doom thing
(7:28:52 PM) razedDilettante: that's p metal, mang.
(7:28:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: They can drink basically anything without a worry
(7:29:01 PM) razedDilettante: drinking windex and vomiting
(7:29:10 PM) tungstenTinkerer: although to be honest the "blow up" thing is kind of not necessarily blowing up
(7:29:21 PM) tungstenTinkerer: My gloves "just" burst in flames
(7:29:32 PM) razedDilettante: well that sounds cool!
(7:29:37 PM) tungstenTinkerer: so I only got some minor burns as opposed to losing my hands
(7:29:44 PM) aspiredClockworks: Doombros tend to like various things that are otherwise poisonous because it turns out lots of poisons are really sweet.
(7:29:52 PM) tungstenTinkerer: also RD what the actual fuck
(7:30:21 PM) razedDilettante: i dunno bro, flaming gloves sounds cool
(7:30:32 PM) razedDilettante: until you're on the toilet and you need to wipe
(7:30:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: I nearly lost my nose to exploding goggles once, does this count as cool?
(7:31:00 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I will take lack of burns over coolness any day, thank you
(7:31:39 PM) razedDilettante: man, all ive done is jerk off a door i brought to life... When will I get to do cool things?! Apparently as a guard my goal is to get OTHERS to do cool things... -_-
(7:31:50 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Sadly, I cannot very well do without. I lack the same kind of ease of control if I use another computing device to manage my primary weapon
(7:32:19 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Habit, I guess
(7:32:25 PM) razedDilettante: you use computers to manage your weapon?
(7:32:31 PM) razedDilettante: :
(7:32:33 PM) razedDilettante: :O
(7:32:37 PM) razedDilettante: ugh smilies...
(7:32:52 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Well
(7:33:17 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Said weapon is a set of 16 rocket screwdrivers constantly flying around me
(7:33:28 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I need to tell them what to do somehow
(7:33:39 PM) aspiredClockworks: Well, as a Guard, you do cool things but for the purpose of protecting others.
(7:34:03 PM) tungstenTinkerer: So I connect to them via wireless and wave my hands to control them
(7:34:35 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I'm told it can look cool sometimes
(7:34:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: I gotta hop off, guys. Dungeon ahead with my symbol on it.
(7:35:10 PM) mislaidLullaby: Take care guys
(7:35:21 PM) mislaidLullaby left the room.
(7:37:36 PM) razedDilettante: rocket screwdrivers?!
(7:37:42 PM) razedDilettante: that's crazy, man
(7:37:56 PM) tungstenTinkerer: I know right
(7:38:05 PM) razedDilettante: It's just like one of my Japanese animes! :3c
(7:38:15 PM) razedDilettante: I mean, what?
(7:38:26 PM) tungstenTinkerer: You should see the other guys' face when I did
(7:39:53 PM) tungstenTinkerer: It's actually pretty versatile. you can use them to parry blows if needed and of course use them for offence
(7:40:12 PM) tungstenTinkerer: Sadly their range is midding at best
(7:40:37 PM) tungstenTinkerer: For longer distances I switch to Bolaskind
(7:41:01 PM) aspiredClockworks: Seems you could get some crazy airjuggles with that.
(7:41:55 PM) razedDilettante: bolas?
(7:42:09 PM) razedDilettante: well all i do is dual-wield shields
(7:42:25 PM) razedDilettante: shields that are each two shields put together
(7:43:07 PM) razedDilettante: ive gotten pretty good at shield juggling, actually. not sure how ill get good enough to use it for combat, but whatever
(7:44:27 PM) aspiredClockworks: Spiked sheilds, I'm telling you.
(7:44:51 PM) razedDilettante: negatory
(7:44:59 PM) Rave [[email protected]] entered the room.
(7:45:36 PM) aspiredClockworks: Alchemize one that autocasts an offensive ability on successful block.
(7:46:25 PM) razedDilettante: hrm
(7:46:27 PM) razedDilettante: maybe
(7:46:48 PM) razedDilettante: But for now they're broad, long kite shields
(7:47:18 PM) aspiredClockworks: Autocasting abilities is always awesome. Come to think of it, I can keep my marks and poisoning thanks to my weapons.
(7:51:06 PM) razedDilettante: your marks?
(7:52:22 PM) aspiredClockworks: Doom can mark enemies and if they kill them, they get 'pluck back.
(7:53:21 PM) razedDilettante: pluck?
(7:53:31 PM) razedDilettante: man, i really need to brush up on my lingo
(7:53:45 PM) aspiredClockworks: ladpluck/lasspluck. MP.
(7:53:52 PM) razedDilettante: oh!
(7:54:04 PM) razedDilettante: do i regen that naturally?
(7:55:37 PM) aspiredClockworks: Yeah, but doom players can get bursts of it back when killing stuff.
(7:55:58 PM) razedDilettante: that's pretty rad
(7:56:10 PM) razedDilettante: but i dunno, i dont like using my abilities all that much
(7:56:30 PM) razedDilettante: and yet...
(7:57:03 PM) razedDilettante: i do like my pet rock i brought to life. fred. like fred flintstone? cuz he's a rock.
(7:58:16 PM) aspiredClockworks: You will die if you don't use your abilities.
(7:58:30 PM) razedDilettante: oh!
(7:58:38 PM) razedDilettante: well i guess im always using the pulse
(7:58:57 PM) aspiredClockworks: The Pulse isn't an ability, it's a whisper.
(7:59:20 PM) razedDilettante: what's the difference?
(7:59:46 PM) aspiredClockworks: Whisperings are like little voices that guide you.
(8:00:52 PM) aspiredClockworks: Abilities are like [Awakening] or [Ashes of Logorg].
(8:01:26 PM) razedDilettante: well i dont feel comfortable bringing something to life
(8:01:33 PM) razedDilettante: and then just leaving it there
(8:01:58 PM) `Osaka [[email protected]] entered the room.
(8:02:50 PM) razedDilettante: i mean, without going all bezerk then what abilities can blood players even use? hrm... i guess i have to figure that out...
(8:04:08 PM) aspiredClockworks: You been doing Maturity Quests? you should already know what you do.
(8:04:23 PM) razedDilettante: oh well
(8:04:45 PM) aspiredClockworks: If not, freestyling always works.
(8:04:48 PM) razedDilettante: shoot maturity quests? i heard about those
(8:04:55 PM) aspiredClockworks: Those are not optional.
(8:06:09 PM) razedDilettante: yeah ive been trying to dig up dirt on this laboratory. every day i go in there, clear out all the underlings, then talk to the walls (which i awakened) and learn more about what the scientists are doing there
(8:06:39 PM) razedDilettante: apparently they have dersites doing the lab work.
(8:07:04 PM) Rave is now known as benignNetherworld
(8:07:33 PM) razedDilettante: the consorts crunch the numbers, the numbers are processed into chemicals and formulae
(8:07:38 PM) benignNetherworld: yo guys
(8:07:39 PM) benignNetherworld: whats up
(8:07:52 PM) razedDilettante: hey!
(8:07:54 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Good afternoon Benign
(8:08:16 PM) benignNetherworld: how ya'll doing today?
(8:08:40 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Been swimming a bit with my consorts.
(8:09:09 PM) benignNetherworld: aw man that sounds fun
(8:12:10 PM) ghoulishCarnage: How about you?
(8:12:31 PM) benignNetherworld: me and BZ been knocking this whole maturity quest thing out of the park
(8:12:37 PM) benignNetherworld: i'm kind of worried though
(8:12:40 PM) benignNetherworld: do we have to kill  our denizen?
(8:12:48 PM) ghoulishCarnage: It appears so
(8:12:57 PM) benignNetherworld: oh man this sucks
(8:13:08 PM) benignNetherworld: i'm starting to kind of like her
(8:13:41 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Who would be your denizen?
(8:13:56 PM) benignNetherworld: aphrodite
(8:14:11 PM) benignNetherworld: i mean at first she used like stupid nicknames, like hun, and sweetie
(8:14:18 PM) benignNetherworld: but now i'm all like used to it and kinda enjoy talking to her now
(8:14:22 PM) benignNetherworld: she's kinda cool
(8:14:41 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Well from what I've heard you have to kill her the moment you finish the maturity quests.
(8:14:52 PM) benignNetherworld: aw shit
(8:14:52 PM) ghoulishCarnage: I'm not very far in them
(8:15:08 PM) benignNetherworld: i don't really want to kill her man this is going to suck
(8:15:31 PM) razedDilettante: shoot i havent even met my consort yet
(8:15:38 PM) razedDilettante: is that a thing?
(8:15:46 PM) benignNetherworld: maybe
(8:15:47 PM) razedDilettante: i cant just hobnob first?
(8:15:49 PM) ghoulishCarnage: From what I've read in my guide
(8:15:52 PM) aspiredClockworks: Do you mean Denizen?
(8:16:05 PM) razedDilettante: get some ladder swagger first?
(8:16:14 PM) razedDilettante: yes denizen
(8:16:19 PM) razedDilettante: my bad haha
(8:16:35 PM) benignNetherworld: haha oh man if you haven't met consorts yet than that would be weird
(8:17:29 PM) razedDilettante: no, these belligerent birds are pretty easy to find. they dont talk to me much, which is half the problem. i think there's something seriously wrong with my planet, and it's taken weeks to figure anything out
(8:17:55 PM) aspiredClockworks: Nope, that's just Land Damage.
(8:17:56 PM) ghoulishCarnage: The consorts on my land are really friendly. They are just a bit shy at first
(8:18:13 PM) benignNetherworld: mine are like, adorable
(8:18:16 PM) benignNetherworld: i love my consorts
(8:18:25 PM) benignNetherworld: i have this one that just wants to follow me around
(8:18:30 PM) benignNetherworld: she's like the cutest thing
(8:18:38 PM) benignNetherworld: i put a hat on her too haha
(8:20:06 PM) aspiredClockworks: Trust me, rD, your denizen is behind the secretiveness.
(8:20:16 PM) aspiredClockworks: You need to grind land rep first.
(8:20:35 PM) razedDilettante: land rep? does living with them count?
(8:20:41 PM) aspiredClockworks: Nope.
(8:20:45 PM) aspiredClockworks: Then you're just a squatter.
(8:20:47 PM) aspiredClockworks: Do things.
(8:20:55 PM) razedDilettante: does breaking into high security laboratories count?
(8:20:59 PM) benignNetherworld: yep, you gotta help the little fellas
(8:21:19 PM) aspiredClockworks: Nope. Then you're just a vandal. You gotta do good directly.
(8:21:30 PM) aspiredClockworks: Ask them about personal problems, or fend off imp invasions.
(8:21:41 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Just be friends with them!
(8:22:16 PM) aspiredClockworks: gC, these consorts are rushed and secretive, being friends with them will need land rep.
(8:22:19 PM) razedDilettante: but again, they dont TALK to me. all they do is crunch numbers. and the thing is, all of their math is just creating some ridiculously long number. it's like binary, only with 0-3. quad-nary? hmm
(8:22:43 PM) aspiredClockworks: That's totaly a thing by the way.
(8:22:45 PM) aspiredClockworks: It's called Base 4.
(8:22:54 PM) razedDilettante: ah i see
(8:23:01 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Oh they use a different base? That must be annoying.
(8:23:09 PM) razedDilettante: well they're producing some kind of base 4 code
(8:23:12 PM) aspiredClockworks: Bases under 10 are easy enough really.
(8:23:18 PM) razedDilettante: it's the darnest thing
(8:23:25 PM) aspiredClockworks: (also there's computer code that runs off base 3, so base 4's possible)
(8:23:45 PM) razedDilettante: isnt that quantum mechanics, though?
(8:24:23 PM) aspiredClockworks: Nah, it just allows for states other than "on" and "off".
(8:25:01 PM) razedDilettante: which sounds kind of impossible
(8:25:08 PM) razedDilettante: like... half-on?
(8:25:10 PM) aspiredClockworks: Read up on it.
(8:25:31 PM) razedDilettante: good thing we have internet access in the medium
(8:25:33 PM) razedDilettante: :I
(8:26:06 PM) razedDilettante: well anywho, they're using base-4 to create something, and i suspect it's not just this bogus "life serum"
(8:26:54 PM) razedDilettante: which is why ive been scoping out dis choise labs
(8:27:18 PM) razedDilettante: hey, bennet, are you a blood player?
(8:27:38 PM) benignNetherworld: sure am!
(8:28:26 PM) razedDilettante: what kinds of abilities do we get? ive been kind of stumped here
(8:28:32 PM) razedDilettante: where do i even get them?
(8:28:36 PM) benignNetherworld: oh man we get some choice ones
(8:28:39 PM) benignNetherworld: you just sort of
(8:28:40 PM) benignNetherworld: learn them?
(8:28:48 PM) benignNetherworld: doing quests and things you learn them as you go
(8:28:53 PM) razedDilettante: that's pretty chill
(8:29:07 PM) benignNetherworld: my favorite has to be [Raining Blood]
(8:29:09 PM) benignNetherworld: that's an awesome one
(8:29:18 PM) razedDilettante: hmm
(8:29:40 PM) benignNetherworld: but [Awakening] is super useful
(8:29:53 PM) razedDilettante: are our abilities set in stone, or do they vary? also, what does [Raining Blood] do?
(8:30:32 PM) benignNetherworld: they sort of warp depending on your class
(8:30:40 PM) benignNetherworld: i'm a witch of blood, so for me
(8:31:14 PM) benignNetherworld: [Raining Blood] is sort of a... majiks thing where i end up spraying this corrosive bloody stuff from my fingers
(8:31:15 PM) benignNetherworld: really cool
(8:31:25 PM) benignNetherworld: imps do not like it
(8:31:28 PM) benignNetherworld: at all
(8:32:16 PM) benignNetherworld: what's your title?
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(8:33:24 PM) razedDilettante: guard
(8:33:33 PM) benignNetherworld: guard of blood
(8:33:35 PM) benignNetherworld: right?
(8:33:41 PM) benignNetherworld: hmmmm
(8:33:53 PM) benignNetherworld: i wouldn't call myself an expert or anything close
(8:34:01 PM) razedDilettante: maybe i can have it shoot out when im attacked. like a thorny attribute
(8:34:08 PM) benignNetherworld: that could work
(8:34:16 PM) razedDilettante: damage melee mostly...
(8:34:37 PM) razedDilettante: call i create blood defenses?
(8:34:46 PM) benignNetherworld: [Blood Transfusion] might be a good one for that
(8:34:53 PM) benignNetherworld: it would help others around you though
(8:34:53 PM) benignNetherworld: not you
(8:35:08 PM) razedDilettante: the transfusion or the walls?
(8:35:12 PM) razedDilettante: both?
(8:35:23 PM) benignNetherworld: [Thicker Than Water] is a good one for defense i think
(8:35:34 PM) benignNetherworld: it's hard to explain what they do really
(8:35:40 PM) razedDilettante: oh haha
(8:35:52 PM) razedDilettante: what does it do for you?
(8:36:18 PM) benignNetherworld: for me [Blood Transfusion] helps transfer Pulse into the nearest player, and helps me reinvigorate them
(8:36:27 PM) benignNetherworld: keeps them up and running well when they're tired or hurt
(8:37:03 PM) benignNetherworld: [Thicker Than Water] sort of is a chain reaction thing, it travels from one person to the next helping strengthen an entire team against one foe
(8:37:24 PM) benignNetherworld: you create a connection between everyone and you evenly share Pulse to make yourselves stronger
(8:37:50 PM) razedDilettante: that sounds cool
(8:37:59 PM) benignNetherworld: it's pretty awesome if you do it right
(8:38:04 PM) razedDilettante: how much actual blood control do we have?
(8:38:15 PM) benignNetherworld: depends on how intune you get with your aspect
(8:38:22 PM) benignNetherworld: me.... i actually got TOO in tune
(8:38:25 PM) benignNetherworld: and went berserk
(8:38:31 PM) benignNetherworld: hurt a lot of my coplayers
(8:38:38 PM) razedDilettante: huh
(8:38:45 PM) benignNetherworld: [Chaotic Strength]
(8:38:52 PM) razedDilettante: ah well
(8:38:53 PM) benignNetherworld: you can actually have too much Pulse
(8:39:07 PM) razedDilettante: oh right i read about that...
(8:39:22 PM) benignNetherworld: you have to have someone around to help take some of that away from you
(8:39:37 PM) razedDilettante: as a guard it wouldnt be good to get aggressive like that...
(8:39:39 PM) razedDilettante: but maybe...
(8:40:01 PM) razedDilettante: maybe i can do something like... [Hot Blooded]
(8:40:12 PM) razedDilettante: do you think i can aggro enemies?
(8:40:17 PM) benignNetherworld: i think so
(8:40:22 PM) benignNetherworld: i don't know much about guards
(8:40:38 PM) razedDilettante: that's be useful to aggro enemies towards me. get beat down a bit
(8:40:47 PM) razedDilettante: let the others get in killing blows
(8:40:53 PM) benignNetherworld: yep, or maybe having someone with you to protect?
(8:41:11 PM) benignNetherworld: i travel with our bane of might
(8:41:17 PM) benignNetherworld: we feed of each other during strifes
(8:41:28 PM) benignNetherworld: it is for sure an awesome idea to have a good buddy to be with you
(8:41:34 PM) razedDilettante: that sounds cool
(8:41:54 PM) razedDilettante: maybe i should hang out with spenih again...
(8:42:06 PM) benignNetherworld: you probably should
(8:42:09 PM) benignNetherworld: she's pretty damn cool
(8:42:46 PM) benignNetherworld: and being a guard, you probably need someone to guard
(8:42:53 PM) benignNetherworld: seems legit, right?
(8:43:35 PM) razedDilettante: yeah
(8:43:53 PM) razedDilettante: but last time i fought with her some pretty strange stuff happened
(8:44:00 PM) benignNetherworld: oh
(8:44:01 PM) benignNetherworld: ?
(8:44:06 PM) benignNetherworld: haha forgot my question mark
(8:44:33 PM) razedDilettante: i could have sworn i saw an ogre in the mob of enemies, but i looked away for a sec and when i turned back it was gone
(8:44:40 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Might be the void.
(8:44:55 PM) benignNetherworld: did spenih roll void this time?
(8:44:57 PM) benignNetherworld: i thought she was sand
(8:44:58 PM) razedDilettante: she told me to fight back to back, so i didnt even get to see any of her moves
(8:45:07 PM) aspiredClockworks: Spenih always rolls void, doesn't she?
(8:45:15 PM) razedDilettante: i think she said she wasnt
(8:45:16 PM) benignNetherworld: i think she's a sand player this time though
(8:45:33 PM) ghoulishCarnage: I don't know. The void seems to be trailing her.
(8:45:41 PM) razedDilettante: sand? well whatever she is, she's must be a great lier. :I
(8:45:55 PM) benignNetherworld: haha aw man that sounds like sand
(8:45:57 PM) benignNetherworld: from what i've read
(8:45:59 PM) benignNetherworld: they do that
(8:46:09 PM) razedDilettante: she said she didnt see the ogre. YEAH RIGHT. how do you just lose an ogre?
(8:46:21 PM) benignNetherworld: hahahaha
(8:46:24 PM) razedDilettante: sand players lie and poof enemies?
(8:46:28 PM) benignNetherworld: i think so
(8:46:34 PM) benignNetherworld: so says some faqs
(8:46:44 PM) razedDilettante: that's pretty cool, but am i not allowed to see them do it?
(8:46:48 PM) benignNetherworld: nope
(8:48:38 PM) razedDilettante: is this an orpheus deal?
(8:48:52 PM) benignNetherworld: no idea
(8:48:56 PM) razedDilettante: does the magic stop being a thing if i see her?
(8:49:03 PM) benignNetherworld: probably
(8:49:09 PM) benignNetherworld: don't know for sure though
(8:49:18 PM) benignNetherworld: never actually had a sand player
(8:49:27 PM) benignNetherworld: cuz i haven't finished my first session so...
(8:49:28 PM) benignNetherworld: haha
(8:49:42 PM) razedDilettante: huh. im on my first too in case that wasnt obvious haha
(8:49:51 PM) razedDilettante: looks like im in for a treat!
(8:49:51 PM) benignNetherworld: we're in the same boat then huh
(8:49:57 PM) benignNetherworld: yep
(8:50:02 PM) razedDilettante: oh!
(8:50:08 PM) razedDilettante: [Blood Ocean]
(8:50:23 PM) razedDilettante: That sounds like a good attack, but...
(8:50:40 PM) benignNetherworld: oh man
(8:50:47 PM) benignNetherworld: [Blood Ocean] is intense
(8:50:50 PM) razedDilettante: it'd probably be a revenge attack. take damage and unleash it in a wave back at them
(8:50:59 PM) razedDilettante: at least for me
(8:50:59 PM) benignNetherworld: yeah, it's good for that
(8:51:16 PM) razedDilettante: I KNOW WHO YOU ARRRRREEEEE
(8:51:24 PM) benignNetherworld: haha
(8:52:09 PM) razedDilettante: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjpl64Tpco
(8:52:20 PM) benignNetherworld: HAHA OH GOD THEM
(8:52:26 PM) benignNetherworld: i haven't seen that shit in forever
(8:53:15 PM) razedDilettante: It's a classic love story, really
(8:53:25 PM) benignNetherworld: man it was the best
(8:53:40 PM) benignNetherworld: hey i shall be right back
(8:53:46 PM) benignNetherworld: my bane wants to talk to me for a sec
(8:54:03 PM) razedDilettante: okay haha
(9:00:24 PM) spacetimeCounselor [[email protected]] entered the room.
(9:00:35 PM) spacetimeCounselor: hey guys
(9:00:40 PM) spacetimeCounselor: every single thing has gone wrong today
(9:01:18 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Are you okay?
(9:01:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: for certain values of okay
(9:01:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i mean
(9:01:39 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i died
(9:01:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: twice
(9:01:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but
(9:01:47 PM) spacetimeCounselor: yeah i'm not dead yet
(9:01:56 PM) ghoulishCarnage: ..... Would you perhaps be a doom or life player?
(9:02:01 PM) spacetimeCounselor: nope
(9:02:03 PM) spacetimeCounselor: law
(9:02:08 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but also maybe sand
(9:02:13 PM) spacetimeCounselor: it's a pretty weird situation
(9:02:41 PM) ghoulishCarnage: I see.
(9:02:44 PM) ghoulishCarnage: A glitch?
(9:02:53 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm starting to think my game is like the king of being totally fucked up
(9:02:59 PM) spacetimeCounselor: because yes, definitely a glitch
(9:03:07 PM) spacetimeCounselor: a whole series of increasingly unlikely glitches
(9:03:11 PM) spacetimeCounselor: that make no goddamn sense
(9:03:14 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Care to explain?
(9:03:33 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well the long version is in my 16-page log thread but i'll try to summarize
(9:03:45 PM) spacetimeCounselor: in a way that doesn't make me or anyone else sound like a PK
(9:03:53 PM) spacetimeCounselor: *inhales*
(9:04:25 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i woke up on derse and got kidnapped by the archagent who's working for some mysterious guy who stole the queen's ring
(9:05:08 PM) spacetimeCounselor: then he had me run entry procedures for our space player who was somehow already in the session, which is weird and probably not supposed to happen but not terribly relevant probably
(9:05:26 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and then he had me wait on what i'm now pretty sure was a quest bed
(9:05:30 PM) spacetimeCounselor: INSIDE the moon of derse
(9:05:59 PM) razedDilettante: wait arent quest beds totally rad though?
(9:06:05 PM) spacetimeCounselor: the other part of the story is where my sand and time players ran into a dude who claimed to be there to replace our dead mind player
(9:06:14 PM) spacetimeCounselor: (and yeah sure probably)
(9:06:51 PM) spacetimeCounselor: anyway that dude who's probably actually a saccharine doppelganger, had this guy working for him
(9:07:09 PM) spacetimeCounselor: that guy is the same guy who was bossing around jack noir
(9:07:12 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and running all that derse stuff
(9:07:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so i ran into those two weirdos and the noir guy said he was there to replace me like the other one replaced our mind player
(9:07:49 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and carved me up like a fucking turkey
(9:08:02 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i wasn't dead yet, so i climbed up to the sand player's quest bed
(9:08:24 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and the sand and time players were waiting there, to save me by prototyping me with one of their sprites
(9:08:35 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but i was angry and confused and uh
(9:08:46 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well i killed the time player
(9:09:13 PM) spacetimeCounselor: who was the sand player's gf
(9:09:25 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so then he snapped and piledrived me into the quest bed
(9:09:31 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and murdered me horribly
(9:09:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but then i woke up on derse, and jack stabbed me THERE too
(9:09:42 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but then
(9:10:08 PM) spacetimeCounselor: this insane simultaneous ascension glitch happened, giving me some weird glitched-out god tier sort of thing which stripped me of most of my aspect powers
(9:10:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: now the game's identification is freaking out
(9:10:55 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so law, but also maybe sand, and it's a weird situation
(9:11:01 PM) spacetimeCounselor: ain't that a wall of text
(9:11:12 PM) benignNetherworld: oh man i come back for a sec
(9:11:20 PM) benignNetherworld: and theres a monsterous wall of text
(9:11:22 PM) benignNetherworld: and damn
(9:11:22 PM) spacetimeCounselor: oh also i stopped our grace of hope from scratching the session but that's kinda secondary
(9:11:34 PM) benignNetherworld: oh man that is one intense story
(9:11:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus [[email protected]] entered the room.
(9:12:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hey
(9:12:05 PM) spacetimeCounselor: hey
(9:12:13 PM) benignNetherworld: yo
(9:19:19 PM) razedDilettante: yo
(9:19:28 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so in this situation, do you think it's a good idea to keep doing all these quests and things on my land
(9:19:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: go through terraforming and maturity and shit like nothing happened
(9:19:56 PM) razedDilettante: you gotta roll with it
(9:20:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What else can you do?
(9:20:21 PM) razedDilettante: if you're law, then isnt it in your nature to do these things legit? but then if you're also kinda sand, then...
(9:20:22 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Besides track down and kill the Smoke Knight dude, obviously
(9:20:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm kind of thinking that's less of an option
(9:20:54 PM) spacetimeCounselor: also the smoke knight is apparently working with the saccharine doppelganger shadow king guy?
(9:20:58 PM) spacetimeCounselor: http://freetexthost.com/wkpeq3hsf6
(9:21:03 PM) spacetimeCounselor: is what you just missed
(9:21:16 PM) razedDilettante: spacou, be careful of dying, even if you got the tiger
(9:21:28 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and the smoke knight just kicked my ass so
(9:21:31 PM) razedDilettante: since you... did kill someone, wouldnt it be just?
(9:21:33 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm gonna need to be stronger
(9:21:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and yeaaaaah
(9:21:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm worried about that
(9:21:54 PM) spacetimeCounselor: even though she did get rezzed into a sprite
(9:21:55 PM) razedDilettante: making amends might be best...
(9:22:03 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Wow
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(9:22:31 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm gonna have to confront zero at some point
(9:22:42 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but as far as he's concerned, the smoke knight's already "replaced" me
(9:23:01 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i did kinda kill his significant other and force him to turn her into a bug ghost
(9:23:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I don't think this thing is gonna just end with you and the mind player replaced
(9:24:28 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well yeah if they're SDs then it'll more likely end with everyone dead
(9:24:31 PM) spacetimeCounselor: unless i do something
(9:25:05 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i should probably track down our hope or space player, they probably don't know about any of this yet
(9:25:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Isn't your space player dead?
(9:25:28 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Or something?
(9:25:32 PM) spacetimeCounselor: no there was this whole dumb thing
(9:25:40 PM) spacetimeCounselor: the mind player was dead
(9:25:43 PM) spacetimeCounselor: the space player...
(9:26:42 PM) spacetimeCounselor: was already in the session as an unconscious blank slate kinda person maybe? really weird, but then i did science in the veil and teleported to her land and she woke up shoved me out a window
(9:27:43 PM) spacetimeCounselor: http://sburbunofficial.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=logs&thread=110&post=2436
(9:28:01 PM) spacetimeCounselor: this is one of those things that makes zero sense
(9:28:19 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but i'm getting used to encountering severe mysterious undocumented glitchs
(9:28:21 PM) spacetimeCounselor: *glitches
(9:28:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: just
(9:28:43 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Huh. Dreamself in the Veil is a new one
(9:28:45 PM) spacetimeCounselor: fuck this entire session already
(9:31:29 PM) spacetimeCounselor is now known as spaCou|away
(9:43:13 PM) benignNetherworld is now known as BN
(9:46:22 PM) specificNihilism [[email protected]] entered the room.
(9:46:36 PM) razedDilettante: hey spenih!
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(9:46:55 PM) specificNihilism: razdil
(9:46:56 PM) specificNihilism: hello
(9:47:00 PM) specificNihilism: how are you?
(9:47:06 PM) razedDilettante: ive been okay!
(9:47:33 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Good Evening Ms. Specfic
(9:47:34 PM) razedDilettante: im actually thinking of heading back to one of the central offices where the birds crunch numbers
(9:47:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus [[email protected]] entered the room.
(9:48:02 PM) specificNihilism: hello ghocar
(9:48:07 PM) specificNihilism: and that sounds good
(9:48:10 PM) razedDilettante: how you been? sorry ive been MIA
(9:48:12 PM) specificNihilism: let spenih know if you need her help
(9:48:16 PM) specificNihilism: spenih has been well enough
(9:48:35 PM) specificNihilism: ghocar
(9:48:37 PM) specificNihilism: how have you been?
(9:49:10 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Very well, thank you for asking.
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(10:35:05 PM) spaCou|away: so spenih
(10:35:05 PM) spaCou|away: if, hypothetically
(10:35:09 PM) spaCou|away: i were to try to fight a pair of SDs
(10:35:14 PM) spaCou|away: and then get almost killed and left bleeding to death
(10:35:18 PM) spaCou|away: and then try to ascend on someone else's quest bed
(10:35:23 PM) spaCou|away: and then kill that someone's girlfriend in a fit of fear and dubious megalomania
(10:35:26 PM) spaCou|away: and then get killed by that someone
(10:35:30 PM) spaCou|away: and then through a convoluted series of events survive while mostly stripped of my aspect powers
(10:35:34 PM) spaCou|away: would it be a good idea to keep doing land quests and trying to complete the game
(10:35:47 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hypothetically speaking
(10:35:56 PM) spaCou|away: exactly
(10:36:07 PM) spaCou|away is now known as spacetimeCounselor
(10:36:32 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Hypothetically?
(10:36:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: sure
(10:36:39 PM) razedDilettante: Totally not a thing that happened?
(10:36:59 PM) specificNihilism: it would be a good idea to keep doing quests
(10:37:00 PM) ghoulishCarnage: You know that you did not type a wall of text for?
(10:37:16 PM) specificNihilism: hypothetically or not
(10:37:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: right
(10:37:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: okay
(10:37:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Quest.
(10:37:54 PM) specificNihilism: doing [l nd qu sts] is never a bad idea
(10:40:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Pretty much the only time it is a bad idea is when you've got a major crisis going on and you have to do something RIGHT NOW
(10:41:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But seriously if you have fuck-all idea what to be doing, go back to your land and ask the consorts.
(10:41:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: They'll tell you.
(10:41:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And it will be dumb. And then you will feel better.
(10:41:22 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and would "all of my friends have been completely alienated and are running around with a pair of disguised saccharine doppelgangers" count as a major crisis
(10:41:41 PM) razedDilettante: saccharine doppelgangers?
(10:41:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes
(10:41:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Uh.
(10:41:49 PM) razedDilettante: OH i think i read someting about those
(10:41:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes.
(10:41:58 PM) razedDilettante: but the FAQ doesnt say much...
(10:42:08 PM) spacetimeCounselor: one of them kinda already kicked my ass
(10:42:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I can supply a bit more info
(10:42:11 PM) spacetimeCounselor: do they have a secret weakness
(10:42:12 PM) razedDilettante: they sound kind of... creepy
(10:42:13 PM) spacetimeCounselor: like being delicious
(10:42:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You need to separate your friends from--YOU LIVED???
(10:42:27 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well
(10:42:27 PM) spacetimeCounselor: no
(10:42:35 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i bled out, kinda
(10:42:36 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh.
(10:42:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sure. Try and get a bite out of them next time, they'll stop and let you
(10:43:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You need to separate your friends from them. You're kind of fucked if they already know you're onto them.
(10:43:01 PM) razedDilettante: Why are the doppelgangers so powerful?
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(10:43:06 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We don't know.
(10:43:21 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Tell me your Role.
(10:43:21 PM) razedDilettante: and i bet you dont know how they spawn, either...
(10:43:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No, we don't.
(10:43:36 PM) spacetimeCounselor: prince of law
(10:43:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Alcemical mishap
(10:43:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but
(10:43:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like
(10:43:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: A really big one
(10:43:43 PM) specificNihilism: not always
(10:43:45 PM) specificNihilism: not always
(10:43:50 PM) spacetimeCounselor: since this whole weird ascension episode i kind of don't have aspect powers
(10:43:59 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...
(10:44:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Okay well you'll have to do it the hard way.
(10:44:14 PM) spacetimeCounselor: that's an actual kind of, not a sarcastic kind of
(10:44:15 PM) spacetimeCounselor: like
(10:44:19 PM) spacetimeCounselor: a few abilities are intact
(10:44:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How did you notice they were candy?
(10:44:32 PM) spacetimeCounselor: uh
(10:44:41 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well i mean one of them is in weird licorice armor and
(10:44:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: How would you NOT notice it?
(10:44:50 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i mean i assumed they were disguised
(10:44:56 PM) spacetimeCounselor: they might not be SDs
(10:45:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No-TT, it's....bizarre. Your eye just sort of...slides over the wrongness.
(10:45:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Until it's too late.
(10:45:13 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but like, replacing people, and having a weird thing for candy, and
(10:45:17 PM) spacetimeCounselor: s'freaky
(10:45:26 PM) specificNihilism: it
(10:45:30 PM) specificNihilism: is very unsettling
(10:45:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Or they look normal at first
(10:45:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And then, out of the corner of your eye, or in a reflection of water:
(10:46:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That smile.
(10:46:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I know, I've had to deal with a couple
(10:46:22 PM) specificNihilism: :<
(10:46:30 PM) specificNihilism: spenih will never forget it
(10:46:31 PM) specificNihilism: ever
(10:46:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Okay, NoTT. Help him out here.
(10:46:36 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fucking bastards, why do you get [Emerald Terror]
(10:46:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: What?
(10:46:43 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh
(10:46:44 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so was the "they'll let you eat them" thing a joke
(10:46:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He's got to get his friends separated from the dopplers.
(10:46:54 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah, that's a joke
(10:47:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So that they can recognize the doubles.
(10:47:04 PM) razedDilettante: emerald terror?
(10:47:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You can't take them solo.
(10:47:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's a underling-only ability
(10:47:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The Lich Queens have it
(10:47:30 PM) razedDilettante: huh
(10:47:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Life Aspect
(10:47:54 PM) specificNihilism: it's
(10:47:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: The SD was of a life player, and uncorked it
(10:47:56 PM) specificNihilism: not something
(10:48:00 PM) specificNihilism: you want to fight against
(10:48:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you know if the originals of the candymen are still alike?
(10:48:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Or alive?
(10:48:49 PM) spacetimeCounselor: one of them's almost definitely dead, and the other one is... i mean he claims to be replacing ME
(10:48:56 PM) spacetimeCounselor: even though i've never seen him be
(10:48:58 PM) spacetimeCounselor: fore
(10:49:03 PM) specificNihilism: they'll
(10:49:04 PM) specificNihilism: do that
(10:49:29 PM) spacetimeCounselor: wait no i think i saw
(10:49:29 PM) spacetimeCounselor: no
(10:49:34 PM) spacetimeCounselor: never mind
(10:49:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
(10:49:40 PM) razedDilettante: i wonder if a thief or rogue of law could steal or deviate from natural ability sets...
(10:49:52 PM) ventricularPipefitter: If it doesn't look like you, its' not -your- candyfriend.
(10:49:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He's lying.
(10:50:03 PM) spacetimeCounselor: he's wearing a hooded cloak thing so
(10:50:06 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i couldn't see
(10:50:17 PM) spacetimeCounselor: but he had a duplicate of one of my weapons
(10:50:29 PM) spacetimeCounselor: only in rainbow colors
(10:50:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Alchemy is easy.
(10:50:52 PM) specificNihilism: you have to see them to be sure
(10:50:54 PM) specificNihilism: but
(10:51:01 PM) specificNihilism: getting that close isn't really a good idea at all
(10:51:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It would help if you had a space player
(10:51:22 PM) spacetimeCounselor: we do now, kinda
(10:51:31 PM) spacetimeCounselor: idk if i mentioned, it's a completely unrealted weird problem
(10:51:33 PM) spacetimeCounselor: *unrelated
(10:51:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: at least i hope it's unrelated
(10:51:47 PM) spacetimeCounselor: wait no it's gotta be related, i think
(10:51:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh right, the dreamself in the Veil thing
(10:52:36 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i dunno if i mentioned that this "smoke knight" doppelganger is also allegedly responsible for stealing the queen's ring and enlisting the archagent and his goons
(10:52:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Wait, what?
(10:52:46 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and that they helped me find the space player
(10:52:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Huh
(10:53:00 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Quite the tangled web
(10:53:07 PM) spacetimeCounselor: seriously do these things have nefarious plans or are they just crazy murderers
(10:53:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: SD's are usually cunning, but not this manipulative
(10:53:31 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Usually
(10:54:11 PM) specificNihilism: spenih's was this bad
(10:54:18 PM) specificNihilism: just in a different way
(10:54:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: My SD's were just straight-up murderers
(10:54:52 PM) specificNihilism: oh
(10:54:57 PM) specificNihilism: lucky
(10:55:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sneak attacks and dirty fighting, but
(10:55:07 PM) specificNihilism: spenih's was subvertive
(10:55:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I can't really complain about that because I do the same thing
(10:55:23 PM) specificNihilism: it nearly killed the [g ne is fro ] before spenih stopped it
(10:55:37 PM) specificNihilism: and she
(10:55:42 PM) specificNihilism: nope
(10:55:46 PM) specificNihilism: nonono
(10:55:48 PM) specificNihilism: not talking about this
(10:56:16 PM) specificNihilism left the room.
(10:56:24 PM) spacetimeCounselor: riiight
(10:56:30 PM) razedDilettante: wow
(10:56:32 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Okay then.
(10:56:38 PM) spacetimeCounselor: i am gonna hope neither of these guys do anything so blatantly traumatic
(10:56:47 PM) razedDilettante: so SD's must be pretty fun times, then?
(10:56:47 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's.. ok then
(10:57:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Totally. A blast and a half
(10:57:10 PM) tenaciousTheseus: At least 7.213 barrels full of monkeys
(10:57:12 PM) razedDilettante: hahahaha
(10:57:13 PM) spacetimeCounselor: yeah it was great being mostly stabbed to death
(10:57:20 PM) razedDilettante: oh im sure
(10:57:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Uh. They are not always stabbers.
(10:58:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But...it varies.
(10:59:26 PM) razedDilettante: oooohohohoho i could only imagine me fighting a stronger version of myself
(10:59:32 PM) spacetimeCounselor: are they like
(10:59:35 PM) spacetimeCounselor: vulnerable to being killed
(10:59:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yup
(10:59:42 PM) spacetimeCounselor: if i had a gun could i shoot one in the head
(10:59:45 PM) razedDilettante: a blood guard on blood guard fight
(10:59:58 PM) tenaciousTheseus: They are not fun guys
(10:59:58 PM) spacetimeCounselor: how would either of you ever die
(11:00:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: unless they're made of carmelized portobella mushrooms
(11:00:41 PM) razedDilettante: im not so sure we would, bro
(11:00:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: RD would die because his powers would run out first
(11:00:47 PM) razedDilettante: yeah true
(11:01:12 PM) razedDilettante: im not all up on my pluck yet
(11:01:38 PM) razedDilettante: do these guys get stronger as you do?
(11:02:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Well, no, but that's because they're already stronger than you at godtier
(11:02:46 PM) razedDilettante: No way
(11:02:48 PM) razedDilettante: what?
(11:02:51 PM) razedDilettante: how?
(11:02:59 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And they have underling-only abilities
(11:03:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like the aforementioned [Emerald Terror]
(11:03:29 PM) razedDilettante: Well what, then?
(11:03:31 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You...you sort of can't take them down alone.
(11:03:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's a little bit like the headfuck in the Earthsea Borealis.
(11:03:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Three dudes at Godtier should be enough
(11:03:57 PM) razedDilettante: FFFFFFFFFFForget that business
(11:04:11 PM) razedDilettante: gah that gets me mad >:(
(11:04:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: A friend. Surround them. Or...the environment.
(11:04:15 PM) razedDilettante: ugh SMILIES
(11:04:16 PM) spacetimeCounselor: just don't do horrible things with alchemy?
(11:04:20 PM) spacetimeCounselor: not that that stopped mine
(11:04:21 PM) razedDilettante: *kicks the smilies*
(11:04:35 PM) spacetimeCounselor: the only one of us interested in alchemy is our smith and he just tries to build giant robotsa
(11:04:37 PM) spacetimeCounselor: *robots
(11:04:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I always thought that was the only way
(11:04:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I guess you're different
(11:05:00 PM) razedDilettante: maybe someone else made them?
(11:05:25 PM) spacetimeCounselor: or maybe they were made in the future and time traveled somehow
(11:05:32 PM) spacetimeCounselor: although our time player is a seer
(11:05:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And dead
(11:05:43 PM) spacetimeCounselor: and her time artifact is like a crystal ball mirror not a time machine
(11:05:49 PM) spacetimeCounselor: well, doomed-ish
(11:05:54 PM) spacetimeCounselor: unless she godtiers with the sprite
(11:06:31 PM) spacetimeCounselor: do player-prototyped sprites eventually leave like normal ones do
(11:06:38 PM) BN is now known as benignNetherworld
(11:06:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I don't think so, no
(11:07:45 PM) spacetimeCounselor: man what's the point of not self-prototyping and getting quick access to sprite powers right off the bat then
(11:08:09 PM) spacetimeCounselor: does it fuck up like quests or something
(11:08:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yup
(11:08:16 PM) razedDilettante: probably weird plot stuff
(11:08:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm not sure you can move on, too
(11:08:28 PM) razedDilettante: AAAAAAAGH IM SO MAD
(11:08:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And you won't grow
(11:08:39 PM) spacetimeCounselor: madness?
(11:08:47 PM) razedDilettante: for some reason my blood is BOILING
(11:08:57 PM) razedDilettante: just the thought that i CANT do something
(11:09:05 PM) spacetimeCounselor: about what now
(11:09:15 PM) razedDilettante: like kill some candied freak
(11:10:01 PM) razedDilettante: it couldnt possibly be impossible
(11:10:29 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Well, no. They can die
(11:10:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You just can't do it by yourself
(11:10:51 PM) You are now known as toxicHistorian
(11:10:51 PM) razedDilettante: i know, but the fact that it's stronger than i will ever be
(11:10:59 PM) razedDilettante: it's frustrating
(11:11:18 PM) spacetimeCounselor: "do some maturity quests" is the new "get over it" isn't it
(11:11:31 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Pretty much
(11:11:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's the "get over it" for sburb players
(11:12:32 PM) razedDilettante: well i need to figure out what these codes are for so i can put a stop to it and FINALLY start my session properly
(11:12:37 PM) ***ghoulishCarnage logs off
(11:12:48 PM) ghoulishCarnage is now known as aviciCurse
(11:12:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hey
(11:13:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Also, what codes?
(11:14:27 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer] [[email protected]] entered the room.
(11:15:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh hey, it's CW
(11:15:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Did UA kick you ass for giving her clown makeup?
(11:15:26 PM) toxicHistorian: Clowns?
(11:15:50 PM) razedDilettante: codes for a bogus life serum that's probably meant to destroy something REALLY HARD TO DESTROY
(11:16:06 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I didn't give her clown makeup, she was already wearin it.
(11:16:09 PM) razedDilettante: since all im finding are more and more powerful acids and corrosives
(11:16:10 PM) spacetimeCounselor: so sburbcp-682
(11:16:14 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ah
(11:16:29 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: You know, for the record.
(11:17:17 PM) aviciCurse is now known as knottedHyperdrive
(11:18:10 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's sort of sulking or something. I've got her at my house and she's refusing to move.
(11:21:48 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And I'm still wondering what the hell had her wandering between ebonpyres killing things in clown makeup. That seems sort of off the deep end of upset and into crazy fuckin suicidal if you ask me.
(11:22:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I don't think we did anything that drastic. Unless she really likes/hates alcoholicAnonymous
(11:22:50 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Does she?
(11:23:18 PM) knottedHyperdrive is now known as ghoulishCarnage
(11:23:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: We were just kinda arguing
(11:23:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Anyways, I gotta go
(11:24:24 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's never mentioned that, so I'd assume not? She was mentioning wantin to change hers, a while ago, and mutterin about that making any chance of recognizin people impossible.
(11:24:35 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay, seeya.
(11:24:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus left the room.
(11:24:48 PM) spacetimeCounselor left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:25:24 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Anyone else got advice about what to do with a coplayer that won't move? Is it normal or something?
(11:25:46 PM) toxicHistorian: I need more information.
(11:26:59 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She died, I found her, killed the rest of the beasties, took her back to my place, put her on my couch, and watched the rainbow colors as she reformed. Then she wakes up, I ask her what the hell, and she ignores me.
(11:27:42 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Like I didn't just find her choice corpse lyin around with a wing half-ripped off.
(11:30:11 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She used my bathroom to bathe and put on her clown makeup again and then flopped right back on my couch. She won't talk to me, she stops mutterin if I try talkin to her, and I'm glad she hasn't smeared that paint on my couch seeing as it's where I've been sleepin since she filled my fucking room with doomed me's and mannequins.
(11:31:18 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Is that enough, or am I completely off the mark for what you were askin?
(11:32:44 PM) toxicHistorian: Dying is traumatic. Give her some time.
(11:33:08 PM) toxicHistorian: How long's it been?
(11:33:14 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She seemed to bounce back from bein godtier just fine.
(11:33:45 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Ehh, most of the day. She's been ignoring her voice-computer completely.
(11:33:54 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Actually blew it up when I touched it.
(11:34:04 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Apparently she puts killswitches in them.
(11:34:22 PM) toxicHistorian: Taker her by the hand and drag her underground, to go and find a dungeon you can only do together.
(11:34:34 PM) toxicHistorian: Find her Homefree.
(11:34:51 PM) toxicHistorian: Or her...what do the Alternians call it?
(11:34:55 PM) toxicHistorian: A moirail.
(11:34:59 PM) razedDilettante: do you see things when you die?
(11:35:20 PM) toxicHistorian: Sometimes.
(11:35:27 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She won't move. Seriously, I think she mighta imbued herself with he heart of concrete, or however it works, because I can't fuckin budge her.
(11:35:33 PM) razedDilettante: maybe she did...
(11:35:45 PM) razedDilettante: see something, i mean
(11:36:02 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Moirail? Isn't that like cuddleboyfriends for trolls?
(11:36:12 PM) You are now known as Zuki|Sleep
(11:36:26 PM) Zuki|Sleep: Priest, shaman, personal problem-solver.
(11:36:27 PM) Zuki|Sleep: Yes.
(11:36:27 PM) aspiredClockworks [[email protected]] entered the room.
(11:36:30 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Because I think hers died if she had one.
(11:36:42 PM) You are now known as toxicHistorian
(11:36:53 PM) toxicHistorian: ...that may be part of the problem.
(11:37:05 PM) toxicHistorian: Who can recover quickly from the death of family or clan?
(11:37:11 PM) razedDilettante: be a mensch
(11:37:12 PM) toxicHistorian: I must go.
(11:37:22 PM) You are now known as Zuki|Away
(11:39:25 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: A mensch?
(11:45:02 PM) aspiredClockworks: A man.
(11:45:18 PM) ***ghoulishCarnage logs back on
(11:45:21 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Sorry. Consorts
(11:45:21 PM) aspiredClockworks: Improper German, I'm fairly certain, but maybe not in his world.
(11:46:32 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: We all speak English here. I mean, I think there's some Mandarin-speaking pockets, but mostly...
(11:47:14 PM) ghoulishCarnage: So how has everyone's day been?
(11:47:50 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well. Long and aggravating.
(11:48:08 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: UA's in a funk and she won't talk to me.
(11:48:32 PM) ghoulishCarnage: ...... And what caused Ms. Abel to be in this funk?
(11:50:02 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: No fuckin idea. I found her dead, in one of my land's Atomyk ebonpyres. Mostly cleared out, thankfully. There was like... all of two imps and an ogre left. Her chest was caved in, I think the ogre stomped her in the end?
(11:50:40 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Oh dearest my, and how is she acting right now?
(11:50:43 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: So it might be dyin but why would she totally shut me out instead of yellin or askin for a hug?
(11:51:02 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Well....
(11:51:04 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Dead quiet. I tried talkin to her a couple minutes ago.
(11:51:17 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She'll start mutterin pretty soon, though.
(11:51:22 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Can you tell her I said hi?
(11:52:10 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She looked at me, sorta weird how she can do that, and blinked.
(11:52:39 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Tell her that I finished the flag
(11:53:20 PM) aspiredClockworks: Get your dream self and kiss her. If she's dying that'll fix it.
(11:54:24 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's godtier already.
(11:55:02 PM) aspiredClockworks: Oh. She'll be fine then. Hard to die Heroic or Just against some underlings.
(11:55:05 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Tell her everything will be okay
(11:55:22 PM) ghoulishCarnage: She'll see her friends again
(11:55:24 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And she said to tell you 'grazi'
(11:55:42 PM) ghoulishCarnage: That's good.
(11:55:45 PM) ghoulishCarnage: I'd hug her but...
(11:56:00 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And the second bit got a 'Vafanculoh' or somethin?
(11:56:20 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Already tried that. She punches hard.
(11:56:37 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Tell her I said that
(11:56:46 PM) ghoulishCarnage: That if she wants to punch someone she should punch me
(11:57:13 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She curled up and turned away from me. Should I poke her?
(11:57:39 PM) ghoulishCarnage: ...........
(11:57:48 PM) ghoulishCarnage: What do you think caused this?
(11:58:46 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: No fuckkn idea. Like I said, dead, clown makeup, Atomyx ebonpyre, cold shoulder. That's pretty much it on my end.
(11:58:56 PM) ghoulishCarnage: .... Clown Make up.
(11:58:59 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Seriously?
(11:59:00 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Nice.
(11:59:03 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Yep.
(11:59:15 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's pretty fuckin cute in it, too.
(11:59:18 PM) ghoulishCarnage: This is me being judgemental at you.
(11:59:27 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: What?
(11:59:37 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I had nothin to do with it.
(11:59:46 PM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She put it on herself.
(11:59:48 PM) ghoulishCarnage: Whatever. Just don't leave her alone.
(12:00:40 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I'm outta my depth, not dumb.
(12:01:12 AM) ghoulishCarnage: You seem rather dumb. Sorry I'm just not in the mood right now. I will apologize for my insults later.
(12:01:14 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Though I think he makeup has to do with her boyfriends, maybe? Fuck, I don't even.
(12:01:22 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Yes it does.
(12:02:07 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Whatevs. If you need to insult me to feel better, go roght the fuck ahead. Seriously, it's no skin off my back.
(12:02:50 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: *right. Man, I hardly even care.
(12:02:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: Don't leave her alone, but let her be.
(12:04:03 AM) ghoulishCarnage: No insulting someone to make me feel better will make me feel worse. If anything else happens just tell me kay. I've got to deal with some more consort stuff right now.
(12:04:17 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Already doin the one, and tryin my best on the other. It's just, fuck, she's never acted like this, though. Seriously fuckin eerie is what it is.
(12:04:39 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Ah, uhh, k. Sorry to hear you're in a slump or whatever?
(12:05:42 AM) aspiredClockworks: Sburb's about growth. People will act like you've never seen them act.
(12:07:59 AM) lucidChthonia left the room (quit: Quit: See you in the juice box!).
(12:08:10 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: :/ Man, I guess. I just want to help her outta her slump.
(12:09:24 AM) razedDilettante: Give that juggalo a pie
(12:09:28 AM) razedDilettante: juggalos love pies
(12:09:44 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's not a juggalo?
(12:10:01 AM) razedDilettante: im making a joke about the clown makeup
(12:10:06 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And I dunno if reminding her about her boyfriends is a sm-
(12:10:10 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Oh. Sorry.
(12:10:14 AM) razedDilettante: in hindsight its a bit tactless
(12:10:31 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Sorta in a bum mood, that woulda been great about a half hour ago.
(12:10:43 AM) razedDilettante: but maybe a bit of grub will do her good?
(12:10:49 AM) razedDilettante: from the sound of it
(12:10:53 AM) razedDilettante: it might do you good, too
(12:12:17 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: The extent of my cooking repertoire is hot pockets.
(12:13:05 AM) razedDilettante: Yo hot pockets is ace
(12:13:15 AM) razedDilettante: do they alchemize well?
(12:13:39 AM) razedDilettante: i wonder if a chicken is alchemizable...
(12:13:40 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: They alchemize cold, but otherwise awesome.
(12:13:51 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Raw chicken is fine.
(12:14:07 AM) razedDilettante: no like
(12:14:08 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Actually she told me most raw ingredients are fine.
(12:14:12 AM) razedDilettante: an ACTUAL chicken
(12:14:30 AM) razedDilettante: like a clucking feathery douche bag
(12:14:43 AM) aspiredClockworks: Wait, how did you make raw chicken alchemize fine?
(12:14:46 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I don't know, man.
(12:15:09 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Have it in your fridge, get the code, alchemize more.
(12:15:19 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Refrigerate.
(12:15:23 AM) aspiredClockworks: That doesn't end well.
(12:15:26 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Cook when you're hungry.
(12:15:31 AM) aspiredClockworks: Most native food doesn't end well.
(12:15:52 AM) aspiredClockworks: The more preserved or artificial, the better it alchemizes. Non-native food is treated like a game construct.
(12:16:17 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Huh. I have no idea.
(12:16:21 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It just looks fine and all.
(12:16:34 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It's not like it's fancy or cooked or anything.
(12:16:41 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Back
(12:17:04 AM) aspiredClockworks: It won't taste fine, trust me.
(12:17:05 AM) ghoulishCarnage: How is it going?
(12:19:05 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: The same, pretty much. She's muttering about A words.
(12:20:42 AM) ghoulishCarnage: What words?
(12:21:14 AM) razedDilettante: aardvark
(12:21:16 AM) razedDilettante: academia
(12:21:21 AM) razedDilettante: you know
(12:21:25 AM) razedDilettante: A words
(12:21:44 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Like, titles?
(12:22:07 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Well in general. What is she muttering?
(12:22:12 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She keeps changin her mind about wanting to change her tag.
(12:23:18 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It changes. Speedplay tactics, stats, A words, Derse shit?
(12:23:40 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Is this going where I think it is going?
(12:23:43 AM) aspiredClockworks: Write it down. She could be babbling prophecy.
(12:23:50 AM) aspiredClockworks: I'm totally not joking.
(12:23:57 AM) aspiredClockworks: Sburb's a jerk like that.
(12:24:05 AM) aspiredClockworks: "MENTAL BREAKDOWN NO WAIT PROPHECY"
(12:24:15 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Sburb's always a jerk.
(12:24:23 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: That would suck.
(12:29:22 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Have you written it down?
(12:30:12 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I just set one of her computers I took to an audiorecording. Easier and less messy.
(12:31:02 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Oh okay.
(12:40:51 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay. I have hot pockets, chips, and I'm considering grwbbing something from the liquor cabinet. Bad idea, or?
(12:41:26 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Don't touch the liquor cabinet.
(12:42:32 AM) aspiredClockworks left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(12:42:36 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Duly noted. I'll wait until she's out and about and back to her old, yelly self before I do that.
(12:42:59 AM) aspiredClockworks [[email protected]] entered the room.
(12:44:56 AM) razedDilettante: is alchohol especially bad in the medium?
(12:45:06 AM) razedDilettante: or is it HER booze?
(12:45:22 AM) aspiredClockworks: Hm? Sorry I spaced and missed what was right before that.
(12:45:31 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It's mine, and it's not alchemized.
(12:45:31 AM) ghoulishCarnage: You don't give alcohol to someone like that in the first place.
(12:45:50 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It was for me.
(12:45:58 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I'm not a total dumbshit.
(12:46:19 AM) aspiredClockworks: No, no drinking. Keep your wits about you. Unless your doom, then drink.
(12:46:32 AM) aspiredClockworks: Otherwise, alcohol is entirely for alchemizing potions.
(12:47:18 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: No such luck, dang. Don't those guys drink, like, Drain-O?
(12:47:36 AM) aspiredClockworks: Among other things. I was until the other day.
(12:47:52 AM) aspiredClockworks: Today marked my last glass of windex.
(12:47:55 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: New session?
(12:48:05 AM) aspiredClockworks: Mid-session aspect shift.
(12:48:28 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: That can happen? Fuck. As if things aren't screwed up enough.
(12:48:39 AM) aspiredClockworks: It's not supposed to.
(12:49:08 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: :/ Man, I hope it doesn't screw things up for you, then.
(12:49:25 AM) aspiredClockworks: I bet we were supposed to have a Flow player with a Gold Thief whispering and it just kinda decided to boot mine out and take over.
(12:49:38 AM) aspiredClockworks: It was cool for a couple days, flinging around flaming clouds of poison.
(12:50:09 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: That makes time shenanigans seem dull by comparison.
(12:50:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: I'd take it back if it meant I could drink my kitchen sink cabinet again.
(12:51:12 AM) aspiredClockworks: Most of that stuff's really sweet. That's why they say not to leave it near animals.
(12:51:50 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: ... Good to know? Weird, but cool.
(12:52:35 AM) aspiredClockworks: Also alchemizing poisons that buff is easier than alchemizing legit drinkable stuff that buffs.
(12:53:22 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Now that sounds useful.
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(12:53:55 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: For, you know. Crazy poison-drinking death-dealers. Which is pretty kickass by itself.
(12:54:31 AM) aspiredClockworks: Yep. For everyone else, it's "Why does this poison BUFF my foe?" and then a Doom player comes in and is all "Gimme that potion!" *quaff*
(12:55:11 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Man. Now I'm thirsty, and these hot pockets are cold.
(12:55:24 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Any idea what sorts of drinks alchemize well?
(12:55:33 AM) aspiredClockworks: Kool-aid if your world has it.
(12:55:38 AM) aspiredClockworks: Any drink your world doesn't have.
(12:56:03 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: ... Run that second bit by me?
(12:56:26 AM) aspiredClockworks: Food or drink your world doesn't have is treated as a game construct by the game so it alchemizes better
(12:56:38 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Huh.
(12:57:06 AM) aspiredClockworks: .Not having Tomatoes for 15 years was totally worth being able to make them in sburb.
(12:57:38 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Lucky.
(12:57:45 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Fuuuuuck. That would be awesome.
(12:58:02 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: My mom made the best lasagna.
(12:58:13 AM) aspiredClockworks: I guess it works on the same principle that lets the game tell a bottle of diet coke apart from a potion you make.
(12:58:40 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Actually, I might have some still tucked in the freezer.
(12:58:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: Frozen will alchemize better but still taste a bit off from how you remember it.
(12:59:31 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Fuck alchemizing it. I'll write down the code and heat up the real stuff.
(12:59:49 AM) aspiredClockworks: Nope. Same principle.
(1:00:01 AM) aspiredClockworks: Reproducing something via alchemy is still alchemizing.
(1:00:10 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Aww, really?
(1:00:16 AM) aspiredClockworks: Yep.
(1:00:19 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: No
(1:00:22 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I mean
(1:00:32 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I can scan it without captchalogging it
(1:00:49 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And still enjoy the real stuff as it was, right?
(1:00:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: Sure, for as long as it lasts.
(1:01:12 AM) aspiredClockworks: Then you'll get stuff that's similar but a bit off.
(1:01:27 AM) aspiredClockworks: It'll still be fully edible, just not as good, probably with a funny aftertaste.
(1:01:45 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: It's good comfort food. Might cheer her up.
(1:02:16 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: And aftertastes can be fixed with hotsauce, and there's no lack of that in my house.
(1:03:03 AM) aspiredClockworks: You would think. You know how some of your abilities peirce enemy defense values probably? Yeah, alchemized food aftertaste is like that to condiments.
(1:04:03 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well fuck. I guess I'll live with hot pockets, then. Or catch a nap and try to get into a banquet like I keep hearing about.
(1:05:02 AM) aspiredClockworks: Always good. If you get a chance to get them in a card, do. If you get them in a card, they're game constructs so they alchemize well.
(1:05:26 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Oh, good idea.
(1:08:35 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay, going to try to feed miss Damsel in Depression. Back in a few.
(1:08:42 AM) aspiredClockworks: Sneaking into the kitchen is always a good idea. The chefs are friendly, except the head chef, who will throw you out. I don't care if you're a god-tier player of space making yourself the densest thing in the incipisphere, he will pick you up and throw you out of his kitchen if he sees you.
(1:08:44 AM) aspiredClockworks: Good luck.
(1:08:47 AM) ***uA[clockworkWhisperer] stopped responding to the memo
(1:09:06 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Sneaking into the kitchen... I'm thinking about doing that. Got any tips?
(1:09:18 AM) ***uA[clockworkWhisperer] 10 MINUTES FROM NOW began responding to the memo
(1:09:24 AM) aspiredClockworks: Yeah, pay attention. When the head chef leaves, you go in.
(1:10:03 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Okay. I'll make sure to do that. Does he have a set schedule?
(1:10:16 AM) aspiredClockworks: Yeah but I've never bothered to memorize it.
(1:11:25 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She ate and promptly fell asleep. I'd be mad at her for messing up my couch but man, whatever it is, she's taking it pretty rough.
(1:11:38 AM) aspiredClockworks: Also if you're there on mail-related buisness, he lets you go. But then you have to do mail quests.
(1:11:47 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Ugh, mail quests.
(1:11:52 AM) aspiredClockworks: Well at least she's eating so she's not trying to starve herself to death.
(1:11:57 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I like being a gentleman and all but MAIL QUESTS.
(1:12:18 AM) aspiredClockworks: What's worse is, PM has the stats to take care of them by herself, she just doesn't.
(1:12:29 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: That would be painful and fall under the 'Idiotic
(1:12:32 AM) aspiredClockworks: I mean, she runs mail. she just never runs the mail you have to help with.
(1:12:33 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]:  ' classification of deaths.
(1:12:56 AM) aspiredClockworks: uA, not if she's doing it to atone for something in her own mind.
(1:12:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: Then it's Just.
(1:13:15 AM) aspiredClockworks: Or Heroic, never could remember which atonement goes under.
(1:13:23 AM) aspiredClockworks: Of course, exiles tend to notice that one.
(1:14:03 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well fuck. I'll get rB to stick to her like glue if she doesn't stop being in this funk.
(1:15:19 AM) aspiredClockworks: Well that could just be depression. It happens. Make sure it's not Aggrievance. Any idea if she did her denizen quest recently?
(1:16:52 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: No idea, but I'm guessing not? We're only like a week and a half in. We've been pushing hard, though, but unless her Denizen just keeled over she wouldn't be done with quests yet, would she?
(1:17:46 AM) aspiredClockworks: Oh. Wait she tiered in a week and a half?
(1:17:53 AM) aspiredClockworks: ...Her denizen might be dead.
(1:17:59 AM) aspiredClockworks: If she can tier that fast.
(1:18:18 AM) lucidChthonia [[email protected]] entered the room.
(1:19:10 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Are you in her land or yours?
(1:20:06 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Mine. But she's pretty light, and it'd be easy to get her through a portal to hers. It's not guarded or anything.
(1:20:13 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Why do you ask?
(1:20:59 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Cause I was wondering if maybe the hallucinations might of triggered something.
(1:21:46 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Fuck. Her land is like melting rainbows in a bad-trip sort of way.
(1:22:32 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: But she's like. Basically blind. And they're mostly visual.
(1:22:50 AM) ghoulishCarnage: She stills sees flashes of colors though
(1:23:05 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: True enough.
(1:23:08 AM) aspiredClockworks left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(1:23:54 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: D'you think it would be good to get her home? Or am I better off leaving her where she fell asleep?
(1:24:19 AM) benignNetherworld: whoa man back
(1:24:24 AM) benignNetherworld: shit i was off for a while
(1:24:28 AM) benignNetherworld: ended up questing
(1:24:28 AM) benignNetherworld: whats up
(1:24:33 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Benign please help with the predicament
(1:24:41 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Hey man. Never met you before.
(1:24:53 AM) benignNetherworld: been busy lately so i haven't been on much
(1:24:59 AM) benignNetherworld: nice to meet you
(1:25:50 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I have a passed out Damsel in Depression on my couch. Found her corpse earlier today, and man, god tier resurrection is sort of cool to watch.
(1:26:09 AM) benignNetherworld: uhhhh
(1:26:13 AM) benignNetherworld: i wouldn't ask me for advice
(1:26:20 AM) benignNetherworld: handling things is not usually how i work
(1:26:28 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I tried to drag her on a quest.
(1:26:50 AM) benignNetherworld: i berserked because i couldn't handle the thought of doing this game again
(1:27:07 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I think she imbibed the soul of concrete or whatever it is, because it was like she was made of lead.
(1:27:15 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Oh man, sorry to hear that.
(1:27:25 AM) benignNetherworld: yeah
(1:27:31 AM) benignNetherworld: didn't kill no one thank goodness
(1:27:36 AM) benignNetherworld: broke my prince's ribs though
(1:27:50 AM) benignNetherworld: stabbed my knight a lot too
(1:27:52 AM) benignNetherworld: but i'm okay now
(1:28:00 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Evidently
(1:28:09 AM) benignNetherworld: yeah
(1:28:19 AM) benignNetherworld: apparently [Chaotic Strength] makes you really strong
(1:28:20 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I think you should take her back but stay there.
(1:28:22 AM) benignNetherworld: haha who would have thought
(1:28:31 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well my Knight is currently a useless lump and it's weirding me the fuck out.
(1:28:31 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Actually scratch that just keep her at your place
(1:28:50 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Okay, should I lay her in her bed or is there some so-
(1:28:53 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Nevermind then.
(1:29:05 AM) benignNetherworld: ?
(1:29:08 AM) ghoulishCarnage: We don't know what the trigger is so let's not try anything.
(1:29:21 AM) benignNetherworld: try to not move her too much, keep her in your sights
(1:29:22 AM) benignNetherworld: don't leave her alone
(1:29:28 AM) benignNetherworld: whatever this is it has to be serious
(1:29:38 AM) ghoulishCarnage: It is serious and I am freaking out.
(1:29:48 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I almost contemplating using a swear there but I refrained.
(1:29:53 AM) benignNetherworld: i had a terrible case of aggrievance and trust me just don't leave these people alone
(1:29:54 AM) ghoulishCarnage: *contemplated
(1:29:59 AM) benignNetherworld: not sure what's happening but
(1:30:01 AM) benignNetherworld: just stay calm
(1:30:09 AM) benignNetherworld: keep the person company even if they don't want it
(1:30:38 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Oh, I've been doing that since the session started.
(1:30:48 AM) benignNetherworld: okay well good
(1:30:51 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She didn't need it then, though.
(1:31:02 AM) benignNetherworld: trust me i'm far from an expert on this, i mean i only know from what i had happen first hand
(1:31:08 AM) ghoulishCarnage: She probably did.
(1:31:53 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: What, need me poking and ribbing and needling and harping at her all the time?
(1:32:12 AM) benignNetherworld: hmm
(1:32:45 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I'd hug her. But...
(1:32:51 AM) ghoulishCarnage: You can keep on seeing?
(1:33:27 AM) benignNetherworld: no hugs huh?
(1:33:28 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I'll watch her, don't worry.
(1:33:38 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She punches hard.
(1:33:41 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Apparently she hits hard.
(1:33:51 AM) benignNetherworld: oh
(1:33:54 AM) benignNetherworld: haha i do too
(1:34:01 AM) benignNetherworld: sometimes you really just have to do it anyways
(1:34:03 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I punch like a pansy.
(1:34:09 AM) benignNetherworld: even if they hit you so hard they break something
(1:34:09 AM) ghoulishCarnage: But seriouly hug her.
(1:34:15 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Keep on trying.
(1:34:22 AM) benignNetherworld: trust me, i broke my friend's ribs for trying to hug me
(1:34:23 AM) benignNetherworld: but they had to
(1:34:30 AM) benignNetherworld: sometimes you just HAVE to
(1:34:39 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I checked up the FAQ and this seems to be Aggrievance.
(1:34:42 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Which can be solved by hugs.
(1:34:51 AM) benignNetherworld: as i said it sounded like what i had
(1:34:55 AM) benignNetherworld: and trust me, i had a bad case of it
(1:34:56 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: I am going to cuddle the shit out of her until she wakes up, then.
(1:35:01 AM) benignNetherworld: yes
(1:35:02 AM) benignNetherworld: do that
(1:35:28 AM) benignNetherworld: my aggrievance was so bad, i ran away and hid near an atomyk ebonpyre, and attacked my own friends
(1:35:30 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: But I'm blaming you two if she dislocates my jaw.
(1:35:36 AM) ghoulishCarnage: No problem.
(1:35:48 AM) benignNetherworld: trust me, you don't want this to get worse
(1:35:53 AM) benignNetherworld: i can be blamed, it's okay
(1:35:54 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Ha. She walked into one of mine and killed almost everything.
(1:35:56 AM) ghoulishCarnage: I'll give you a free punch me card so that if we ever meet in a session you can punch me as hard as you can.
(1:36:14 AM) benignNetherworld: yeah, i'm at the top of my ladder
(1:36:34 AM) benignNetherworld: i stopped sleeping for three weeks, stopped eating, and was grinding the entire time
(1:36:34 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Done and done.
(1:36:37 AM) benignNetherworld: my friend on the other hand were not
(1:36:41 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Wow. She's tiny.
(1:36:45 AM) benignNetherworld: aw
(1:37:03 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Daw
(1:37:04 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Like for all she acts like she's 6'5 and 250 pounds
(1:37:18 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: She's practically a midget.
(1:37:28 AM) benignNetherworld: awwwwww
(1:37:31 AM) benignNetherworld: dude that's cute
(1:37:44 AM) benignNetherworld: makes me want to cuddle up in the bane's lap
(1:37:57 AM) benignNetherworld: that dude has the most snuggly lap ever
(1:38:39 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Ahaha, that sounds awesome.
(1:38:55 AM) benignNetherworld: yeah he's like my best bro ever
(1:38:58 AM) ghoulishCarnage: My consorts are really cuddly.
(1:39:00 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Well, I think I might accidentally wake her up if I keep typing like this.
(1:39:02 AM) benignNetherworld: helped me the most since my berserk
(1:39:19 AM) benignNetherworld: alrighty
(1:39:22 AM) benignNetherworld: have fun cuddling
(1:39:45 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer]: Sure thing. See you guys.
(1:39:46 AM) uA[clockworkWhisperer] left the room.
(1:40:02 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Suppose I'll just wait then.
(1:40:14 AM) benignNetherworld: sooo how have you been?
(1:40:25 AM) ghoulishCarnage: Having fun with my consorts.
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