THE EDGE CHRONICLE: THE TALE OF REVAN'S EXILE

THE EDGE CHRONICLE: THE TALE OF REVAN'S EXILE
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Revan's Exile is the manchild who inspired me to make the EDGE CHRONICLE. He creates characters like the ones below, adding them to such settings as the DCU, Super Sentai, and too many others to count. Each is stupider than the last. This is the first of his characters I have been able to document, but I pray that it's not the last- they're kind of hilarious.
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Name: Thomas Rivera

Nicknames:

Role: The Hitter

Gender: Male

Age: 40

Appearance: http://stuffpoint.com/arrow/image/216480-arrow-manu-bennett-slade-wilson.jpg

Personality: Rivera is angry all the time. His temper is hot and extremely dangerous. Fortunately, he is also a master of control. Although he can be prodded to frustration and annoyance fairly easily, it takes a concerted effort to drive him to all out anger. Once that happens, all hell breaks loose.

Early on, Rivera learned to channel his massive temper into controlled, directed bursts of violence used for a purpose. In spite of his early years as an assassin, he now prefers to leave his opponents alive whenever possible. That doesn't mean he won't hesitate to kill if he feels he has to in order to survive or to protect someone he cares for.

The list of people he cares about is short. His word is his bond. It takes quite a lot to impress Rivera and even more to earn his trust. Once his trust is earned, he would follow you right into the gates of Hell if necessary.

He is an animal lover and extremely protective of children. He does not like guns, although he is an expert in their use. He is also highly intelligent, although he plays his intelligence down in most situations. Being underestimated, more often than not, plays to his advantage.

Skills: Master level chef
Fighting Sytles: Boxing, Muay Thai, Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Kickboxing, eskrima, panantuken, Kenpo Karate (7th Degree Black Belt), and Aikido (5th Degree Black Belt)
Intentionally does what is necessary to give an impression that he is weaker than he is
Skilled swordsman
Strategist
Accurate throwing ability whether its darts or pebbles.
Knife expert
Skilled Marksman

Weaknesses: Despises most technology
Highly paranoid
Susceptible to neurolinguistic programming

Bio: He lived a remarkably boring life. He showed absolutely no signs of interest in military service. Then one day he disappeared without a word. After several years he joined a black ops program that worked closely with the CIA, at that point most of his official file becomes blacked out. His last mission was fubar from the get go. He was the only survivor but he allowed them to think he was dead. He retired and started to live the quiet life in a little village, but an African general came into the village recruiting, raping, and killing anyone who refused him. Rivera bided his time, waited till general was down for the night, he then worked his way through the soldiers and finally ending the general's life with the tin cup on the bedside table. The general was the first son of the country's leader; Rivera was forced to flee the country. He is currently wanted in six countries with a combined bounty of $700,000. After wracking up his fourth bounty & sixth warrant he returned to the United States for the first time since completing basic training.

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[quote=lightdarknight]At what rate can it form new nanites from raw material, how long does it take to form a new shape (i.e., sword, gun, new arm)[/quote]
Depends on the material, organics is extremely slow, metals are faster, incredibly weak materials (i.e. t-shirts) are convertable but the effort and time it takes to make them durable isn't worth it.

[quote=lightdarknight]and how durable/damage resistant is the new construct?[/quote]
Once the material is converted there is no distinguishing one nanite from another.

[quote=lightdarknight]My hesitation is that she is basically immortal[/quote]
No more immortal than any typical comic book character that Mavel or DC killed and brought back to life.

[quote=lightdarknight]indestructible[/quote]
If Cyber was indestructable there would be no need to leave a piece behind in case of destruction. That would be illogical. An EMP could permanently disable her, that is not indestructible.

[quote=lightdarknight]and capable of nearly any form of combat and skill(genius level intellect and all).[/quote]
Only if Cyber bothers to learn it, if Cyber doesn't see the need to learn something Cyber will not ever possess that knowledge. I actually made her stupider than I originally created her.

[quote=lightdarknight]Also, if it is emotionless, why does it feel annoyed my the sound of sirens?[/quote]
Some things require your undivided attention, sirens would divide that attention thus ruining whatever it was. It's like how golfers don't like people making noise when they are making a shot or a put. Also grating doesn't have to involve emotions.

[quote=lightdarknight]A character like that would have a hard time feeling empathy towards the other members of its team[/quote]
Cyber would never be able to feel empathy for anyone ever.

[quote=lightdarknight]and would be unable to form relationships.[/quote]
Data from Star Trek The Next Generation tv series and movies would disagree with that statement.

[quote=lightdarknight]Seen the movie Transcendent?[/quote]
Never seen Transcendence (that is the actual name) didn't look appealing, seemed like a ripoff of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man_%28film%29]The Lawnmower Man movie[/url] and it's [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawnmower_Man_2:_Beyond_Cyberspace]sequel.[/url]

[quote=lightdarknight]Reminds me of Will Caster. He can't be destroyed and is able to overcome any opposition without any problems whatsoever using nanites much like Cybers.[/quote]
I just read about the movie. Your assessment of the movie is completely off. Will Caster didn't survive the movie, so I don't see how Will fell under the category of 'can't be destroyed' or 'able to overcome any opposition without any problems whatsoever'.

[quote=lightdarknight]She seems more like an all powerful being than a teen crime fighter.[/quote]
Any entity that is a teenager that fights crime is a teen crime fighter regardless of abilities, powers, or success.

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Name: (Enzo) Matrix
Age: Indeterminate
Gender: Male
Appearance: The one on the left
Canon, AU, or OC?: Canon
Universe of Origin: Reboot
Personality: cold, angry, bitter, jealous, resentful, lost, hatred, pessimistic, suspicious
Abilities: Agility, Berserker Strength, Implants, Unarmed Combat, Weapon Master
Weapon: Gun
Backstory: He got lost in the games. He grew up fast, and so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from game to game, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next game... will be the one to take him home. He eventually found his way to the super computer and from there the internet where he rescued Bob, his mentor and father figure. Returning home was not happy, it was a dystopia; he led a rebellion to take back Mainframe and single-handedly defeated the virus that ruined his life, home and family. He spared the virus refusing to lose his sanity. He led the defense of Mainframe against the corrupted agents of the super virus taking over systems and the net. When AndrAIa was captured he led a mission to rescue her and assassinate the super virus, he failed and was corrupted. He was eventually cured and was taught a valuable lesson by Hex a former virus who sacrificed her life to purge the super virus' infection from the entire net. Megabyte returned deadlier than ever not for conquest for revenge, informing them all to prepare for the hunt. And then... he found himself here.
Faction: Factionless

Name: AndrAIa
Age: Indeterminate
Gender: Female
Appearance: The one on the right
Canon, AU, or OC?: Canon
Universe of Origin: Reboot
Personality: Gentle, nurturing, loving
Abilities: Claws, Sub-Mariner, Unarmed Combat
Weapon: Trident
Backstory: Originally a game sprite from Treasure of Atlantis game, she befriended Matrix when he was a child. Enzo who had no children to play with wanted to bring her back to Mainframe. They became inseparable friends. When Enzo took over the duties of Bob, she joined him in every game; they were lost together for a long time. Their relationship blossomed from friends to lovers. Her biggest responsibility is keeping Matrix in check, especially in his fight to take Mainframe back from Megabyte. During the final fight with Megabyte he fought dirty, she loaned her trident to Matrix which saved Matrix's life and Mainframe. Mainframe was saved but damaged beyond all repair by Megabyte and the war with to free Mainframe she spearheaded efforts to bring all sprites to the Principal Office to ensure they survived the system's restart and the Mainframe's restoration. In the war with the super computer she ensured Matrix's safety at the expense of her own, leading to her being infected. Megabyte returned deadlier than ever not for conquest for revenge, informing them all to prepare for the hunt. And then... she found herself here.
Faction: Factionless

Name: Frisket
Age: Indeterminate
Gender: Male
Appearance: Cute little doggy
Canon, AU, or OC?:
Universe of Origin: Reboot
Personality: feral & loyal
Abilities/Weapons: Agility, Feral, Stamina, Super Hearing, Super Smell, Super Strength
Backstory: Follows & protects Matrix. And then... he found himself here.
Faction: Factionless

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Name: Ara Ava Noone
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Relic Name: Mjölnir
Relic's Abilities: Returns to Ara when summoned regardless of obstacles.
Flight
Energy Projection: can project powerful mystical blasts of energy.
Weather Manipulation: the ability to control the base elements of a storm
Undead Lethality: As a former religious relic, Mjölnir is lethal to undead.
Indestructible: swinging it creates a barrier
Relic's Description: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/285/5/f/mjolnir_ultimate_by_william_oliveira-d4cml8x.jpg
Personality: Growing up in numerous foster homes, most sexually abusive, she does not trust anyone easily. She can be distant and it will take a long time before she opens up to you or anyone. She also learned self-defense to keep herself from ever being a victim again. She can have a fierce temper and be very protective when it comes to the people she cares about. She's not frightened to take on any of the boys in a fight and believes strongly that she can do anything they can. In fact, she makes it her goal to keep up with them and even surpass them too. She's independent and determined. She can be rebellious.
Appearance: https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/925672_414334205394344_657793580_n.jpg
Bio: When she was four her parents and older siblings were killed in a car accident, she spent the next year in the hospital. She spent the rest of her child hood going from foster home to foster home, when she was young mother picked her assumed she was a well behaved, pretty child, only to find that she would sit silent and still during the day, and then throw tantrums until dawn. This resulted in a quick return to the selection pool. As she grew, it was no longer the wives who picked Elena but the husbands. She became the "favored choice for male predators", apparently because of her vulnerability. She refused to allow the predators to beat her down spiritually. She studied hard, beating out everyone in her class for the highest GPA. She earned a scholarship from the University of Toronto. The day she left all she had was the clothes on her back, plus some stuff she stole that she stuffed in a duffel bag. She petitioned to gain early access to her trust fund, so she could buy the essentials.
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From here on, screenshots. Because you'll probably think I'm shitting you with how stupid these things are.
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Revan continues being a dipshit, this time in Power Rangers! Surprise, one of them's a slave!

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The Pink Ranger: http://s267.photobucket.com/user/RoyCyntus/media/Anime%20Girls/134381sf5.jpg.html
The Quantum Ranger: http://static2.wallpedes.com/wallpaper/pin/pin-fantasy-elf-wallpaper-background-id-on-female-elf-archer-wallpaper-wallpapers-hd-for-desktop-hot-free-download-designers-models-iphone.jpg

Revan's Eulogy in a "RIP Satoru Iwata" Thread:
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Revan joins a Wankgame:
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Revan: Technically Correct, And It Kills Me:
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BONUS: GOLD RESPONSE:
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