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  1. tw dream
  2. I had the most fucked up dream last week.
  3. I'm at some kind of venue, maybe it was a club
  4. but there weren't a lot of people around. so it's like me and 6 other people standing around like we're waiting for Zardon or something. Then this lady walks into the stage dressed like a Dog, but it's like "a sexy dog costume" and she rattles the microphone around as if she's strangling the stand because it owes her money. Then she speaks into the mic
  5. "People who say the same thing over and over again"
  6. she nods at us in the crowd like we're supposed to know what she's talking about
  7. "those people."
  8. she nods again
  9. "You know what to do with those people"
  10. then she just stares at us for like two minutes
  11. then walks off the stage as some Penis Music plays her off.
  12. The penis music continues, but then some hobo Johnson looking guy steps on to the stage and he starts hobo Johnsoning the lyrics to Superfast Jellyfish by the Gorillaz.
  13. I see the Dog lady exit through a door in the back, maybe it was a staff entrance, and in the middle of the song I walk out of the building from the customer door in the front.
  14. a guy is out there smoking and when I look at him, he looks at me and says
  15. "Look at the sky - [muffled]"
  16. I literally didn't hear the rest of what he said but I thought he said
  17. "It's all glass. Hard."
  18. and I get furiously angry, then I realize it's time to wake up and I wake up
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