Ambient 5

Username: welcome2thejam

Album: Penguin Cafe Orchestra: Penguins are an all-timer creature so I came in predisposed to like this

Penguin Cafe Single: 10 This starts off like one of those generic Spotify instrumental covers of random songs (complimentary). Second half is what I imagine is going on in the head of a penguin Animal Crossing villager in the bright of day (extremely complimentary)

Zopf (From the Colonies -> Pigtail [the rest of side a]): 8 It's waddlin time bayyyybeeee (I made this comment for the first part not realizing it was a full suite and now by the second part I'm already regretting committing) (lmaoooo dude's name is Giles Farnaby)

The Sound of Someone You Love Who's Going Away and It Doesn't Matter: 9 "Wow, done with Zopf, wonder what's coming next after that suite" -man, moments away from essentially another suite

Hugebaby: 7 Wow didn't expect a song about LeBron in this rate. Haha its the early 2010s we're all having fun here

Chartered Flight: 11 Soundtrack to an animated short about a little penguin who dreams of flying

Album: TNT

TNT: 7 Band practice type beat

Swung From the Gutters: 8 mmm. Yeah...

Ten-Day Interval: 7 More like Ten-Year Interlude

I Set My Face to the Hillside: 10 The playground intro left me unprepared for the Western transformation

The Equator: 7

A Simple Way To Go Faster Than Light That Does Not Work: 6 I'm listening...

The Suspension Bridge At Igazú Falls: 9 This hit all the sounds I liked off this album so far

Four-Day Interval: 5 Oh shit I was supposed to score this wasn't I. Uhhhhhhh

In Sarah, Mencken, Christ and Beethoven There Were Women And Men: 8

Almost Always Is Nearly Enough: 8 Industrial

Jetty: 9 Has the trappings of a song that could be my favorite in the rate, but idk just missing that special sauce

Everglade: 9 BAH GAWD THAT'S MIDWEST EMO'S MUSIC

Album: New History Warfare Vol 2 (Judges):

Awake on foreign shores: 8 Oh shit. We ride at dawn

Judges: 8

The stars in his head (Dark Lights Remix): 9

All the days I've missed you (ILAIJ I): 4

From no part of me could I summon a voice: 9 This does make me summon a voice and it goes "ahhhhhhh" as I step out of the entrance tunnel. Time to lead this team to the state championship

A dream of water: 8 I'm gonna feel real bad if this is like about some traumatic event. Like me looking at a painting I didn't know and going "this shit's craaaaaazzzy lmaoooo" and that painting ended up being Guernica

Home: 8 This is a few steps away from an insane beat

Lord I just can't keep from crying sometimes: 6

Clothed in the skin of the skin of the dead: 7

All the colors bleached to white (ILAIJ II): 5 For sure for sure for sure

Red Horse (Judges II): 9 Somebody put Clipse on this intro right now

The righteous wrath of an honorable man: 6

Fear of the unknown and The Blazing Sun: 9

In love and in justice: 7 In love AND in justice? Not in this economy

Album: Space 1.8:

Space 1: 7

Space 2: 10 When I ask cool Alexa to play easy Coffeehouse jams for brunch this is what it plays

Space 3: 8 This is the best outro to Fly Like An Eagle I've ever heard

Space 4: 8

Space 5: 6

Space 6: 7

Space 7: 7 Soothing

Space 8: 9 That's space, baby

BONUS TRACKS

Cole Pulice - If I Don't See You in the Future, I'll See You in the Pasture:

Mattie Barbier - This Is What People Think Mountains Look Like:

Pat Metheny - As Wichita Falls So Falls Wichita Falls:

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