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- This week,
- You and me,
- We will witness history, as the RNC crowns their orange manatee!
- We'll see wacky hats,
- Crazy ties,
- Worn by thousands of white guys,
- An entire airplane hangar filled with Donald Trump's ex-wives.
- We'll see Newt,
- Ron,
- And Rand,
- Maybe members of the Klan,
- But no Muslims or Latinos ('cause I think they've all been banned!)
- It'll be crazy, you can't deny; it's like Christmas in July!
- In Cleveland!
- To the Quicken Loans Arena, it's the finest place you've seen-a,
- It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina.
- It's the Q,
- But let's be clear.
- Q doesn't stand for queer.
- Though, it really doesn't matter: there aren't many of them here.
- It'll be crazy, you can't deny; it's like Christmas in July!
- (Build a wall around me, dancing delegates!)
- And there's so much more in store, 'cause it's not one night, it's four!
- So...
- Reince Priebus will campaign,
- Huffing paint to ease the pain,
- And Paul Ryan will be cryin' while Ben Carson juggles brains,
- Ted Cruz is drinkin' whiskey,
- No one's sittin' with Chris Christie,
- And Mitt Romney bungees in to say "Does anybody miss me?"
- Someone's in the bathroom yellin' "WHY???"
- It's like Christmas in July!
- The party of Lincoln...
- Had better start drinkin'...
- It's like Christmas...
- In July!
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