Guitar Hero

Username: welcome2thejam

Game: Guitar Hero I

Black Sabbath - Iron Man: 7 A youtube video titled "IRON MAN 4 COMING BACK TO MCU!!?? PLOT REVEALED!!! THE REVENGERS???" and inside is just a lyric video of this song

Boston - More Than a Feeling: 7 I go so back and forth on this song... guess it's catching me on a good day

David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust: 6 The first of multiple songs getting a lower score than I would give it in a normal rate since I'm factoring in a lil bit how much it vibes with my perception of good Guitar Hero songs

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water: 8 School of Rock version outsold

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out: 8 I'll unleash the full 10 once we do darj's Meet Me in the Loo or whatever the hell its called now Rate

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - I Love Rock 'N Roll: 6 Honestly not terrible given all the overuse baggage. Basic but fun

Motörhead - Ace of Spades: 10 This is the Tony Hawk Pro Rater 11 though. Sheer forward momentum, if I hear this full blast I can do a kickflip and then bust through four brick walls in a row maximum

Queen - Killer Queen: 6 Please don't let this win the Guitar Hero rate

Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated: 8 I'm skanking to this rn

Game: Guitar Hero II

Allman Brothers Band - Jessica: 9 Weirdly clean but idk I kinda love it. Got some feel goodery magic in its veins, I can't help but smile

Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot: 4 Dude just write a comic and be done with it

Black Sabbath - War Pigs: 10 That intro... those first two minutes are immaculately paced, I legit grunted at points

Buckethead - Jordan: 8 Honestly I could do without the front and back and just hear the part where he shreds. Giving it a point more than what I would score the optimum, best possible KFC meal

Cheap Trick - Surrender: 8 Never been 100% on board but it is a true power pop classique

Dick Dale - Miserlou: 8 Now that's some big Dick Dale energy

Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench: 8 I think this was one of the few songs I actually played in Guitar Hero

Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk: 4 Harmonix industry plants

Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine: 10 Rate security please be aware of reports that Paradise City will attempt to infiltrate this rate by putting on a mustache and a top hat and pretending to be Sweet Child O' Mine

Iggy Pop & The Stooges - Search and Destroy: 7 Might wanna become a wheat farmer with how grainy this gets

Iron Maiden - The Trooper: 10 One of the sickest riffs

Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son: 8 So corny (complimentary). Now officially music to throw twenty-eight superkicks to

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird: 9 Do I really have to hear all nine minutes right now as if I don't know effin Free Bird

My Chemical Romance - Dead!: 8 Subtracting a point for jumpscaring me after I fell into a fugue state during Free Bird

Primus - John The Fisherman: 7

Rage Against the Machine - Killing In The Name: 7 Does get a bit repetitive but worth it for that last third

Rush - YYZ: 7 Now that feels like a Guitar Hero classique

Strong Bad - Trogdor: 10 Is this song in a vacuum a 10? No, probably not. Is Homestar Runner a 10? As someone who spent countless teenage hours on the computer watching all their content and still occasionally thinks in Strong Bad's voice? No, it's a 63. Will settle for a 10 though.

The Police - Message In A Bottle: 7 Honestly might be better in Rock Band

The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout: 7 Don't remember actually hearing this, but do remember its title being so intriguing. Lot of fun

Wolfmother - Woman: 8 Got a lot of nostalgia for some of the 00s White Stripes era radio rock out there, what can I say

Game: Guitar Hero Rocks the 80's

A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away): 8 It's Vice City, Baby

Dio - Holy Diver: 9 I can't get enough of the way he sings the title phrase. Ho-lee Dye-vuh! Been stuck in my mind for years now

Game: Guitar Hero III

An Endless Sporadic - Impulse: 6 I had no idea what this was coming in, and yet it was exactly what I expected

Beastie Boys - Sabotage: 11 The smasha to end all smashas. Makes me wanna get into a chase scene, doesn't even matter which side. If you don't get hyped af within the first ten seconds, straight up check your pulse and make sure you're still within the land of the living

Black Sabbath - Paranoid: 7 We're really doing a mini-Sabbath rate here huh. This and Iron Man are generally 10s but idk I'm not feeling them as hard in this rate

Bloc Party - Helicopter: 8 Once again, I'll unleash the full 10 once we hopefully get around to Silent Alarm

Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia: 3 My inability to perceive lyrics almost bit me in the ass here

DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames: 9 I respect the audacity and its status as THE Guitar Hero song

Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover: 7 This is the type of music they play at Taste of Chicago on the second biggest stage somewhere between 3 to 5pm

Foghat - Slow Ride: 8 For four minutes we are all dads hanging our arms out the car window tapping along on a bright sunny day

Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle: 8 I legit wouldn't know what to do with myself if GnR wins a rate with a non-Paradise City song

Heart - Barracuda: 8 Wish it was Crazy On You, but suppose one of the best chugging riffs will do in a pinch

Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast: 6 I type "the start of the song is so pop punk coded" and am immediately sent to hell

Metallica - One: 9 Gorgeous intro

Muse - Knights of Cydonia: 7 Hidden theatre kids put on a musical space cowboy epic

Pat Benetar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot: 8 Solid track, I don't think I could ever really turn down hearing this song, it's an instant mood booster

Pearl Jam - Even Flow: 10 Immediately 10d this lmao, didn't even hit the seven second mark

Queens of the Stone Age - 3's & 7's: 10 Awesome in the way the top tier QotSA songs are, in that it makes you feel like gunning a black convertible across an endless stretch of desert road

Rage Against the Machine - Bulls On Parade: 10 Chicago during the 90s:

Santana - Black Magic Woman: 8 Always gotta shift my mind to not think of Santana as Smooth/Game of Love dude when he's had a legendary career outside of his pop hits lol

Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane: 7 Oh hey, we finally got hair metal up in this, and it's the obvious but very solid nonetheless rep

Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the U.K.: 7

Slayer - Raining Blood: 7 Wasn't paying attention and thought I was rating Metallica again for a second whoops

Sonic Youth - Kool Thing: 7 This winning would surely be a top ten "that's indieheads, baby" result, right?

Steve Ouimette - The Devil Went Down to Georgia: 4 This cover feels sacrilegious

The Killers - When You Were Young: 8 One of the biggest "10 in normal circumstances but not in this rate" songs

The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black: 10 I legit said "oh my god" out loud, honestly forgot how much I loooovvvee this song. Perfect track, hits everything it's going for, no notes actually I tore up the notebook and burned it and did the same to all local paper supplies to boot

The Strokes - Reptilia: 9 Honestly, go for it indieheads. Let it go far, it honestly deserves

Weezer - My Name Is Jonas: 10 This might be my actual favorite song of the sixty here but I'll save its 11 for the "inevitable" blue album rate

ZZ Top - La Grange: 8 At first I was "so no Sharp Dressed Man?" But I didn't realize this was the motorcycle commercial A-haw-haw-haw song, it's also pretty good

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