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Addison Rae - I Got It Bad: 9 Almost 2017 Puthian levels of "damn didn't know they had it in em"

Addison Rae - Nothing On (But the Radio): 7 Obsessed was like fumbling the football 80+ yards backwards on first down so her next play was 2nd & 93, but these past two songs are tossing up two solid long passes to just get back into field goal range and come away with a respectable yet miraculous three points on the board

Ariana Grande - You: 5 Pleasant listen but ultimately forgettable

Ayesha Erotica - Literal Legend: 8 I sure messed up doing this rate with a headache huh

Ayesha Erotica - Vacation Bible School: 7 The dream of the late 00s/early 10s is alive and well and not for consumption by the general public

Beyoncé - Wake Up: 7 The dreams of main pop girl Michael Stipe have once again been denied to me

Britney Spears - Tell Me (Am I A Sinner): 7

Calvin Harris & Tinashe - 5AM: 5 I fear I set my expectations too high for this

Carly Rae Jepsen - Disco Darling: 7 Must be one of those Side C cuts

Charli XCX - Bounce: 6 Uggggh hate when a song is otherwise great but fumbles the drop

Charli XCX - Taxi: 9 RIP to the people who heard this on youtube, shame you're probably gonna tank this when you heard a version put through the Auditorium Echo filter

Doja Cat - Trash Man: 10 Imagine having the 2021 Ult win in the palm of your hands and saying "no, I'm fine with a distant last place"

Dua Lipa & Normani - If It Ain't Me: 7

FKA twigs & Dua Lipa - Why Don't You Love Me: 6 Not as strong of a pairing as I'd hoped

Harry Styles - Medicine: 7 Kinda here for Harry Styles doing solid alt rock radio filler

Kesha - WooHoo: 7 Help wait I know I've heard electropop Song 2 from somewhere EDIT: Big Time Rush!?

Kim Petras & Paris Hilton - All She Wants: 10 A true lesson in never judging a book by its cover: some of the strongest songs in this rate are coming from Kim Petras & Addison Rae

Lady Gaga - Brooklyn Nights: 4 A few fun quirks like a Rocky IV reference, but IDK feels a bit generic otherwise, like sure it's a Gaga song but anyone could've made this

Lana Del Rey - Queen of Disaster: 7 This sounds solid, but feels like a Lana wannabe, like a TikTok artist trying really hard for her aesthetic. Immediate points deducted for feeling gangsta

Lana Del Rey - Serial Killer: 4 We let gaslight gatekeep girlboss go too far

Lorde - Precious Metals: 9 I don't know if this is a song that would usually grab a 9, but in this rate boy is it a standout

Madeon - Pop Culture: 11 As someone who had been still scratching the surface level of music in 2011, this broke my tiny little brain back then and it's still a damn good time now

Mariah Carey - I Feel It: 8 Very, very solid, feels practically fully formed which is a major plus in its favor

Marina - I'm Not Hungry Anymore: 5 Kinda just there tbh

SOPHIE & Sarah Bonito - Burn Rubber: 7 I need photographic evidence if you want to convince me Sarah Bonito can drive

Slayyyter - Gimme More: 7 The immediate "Oh no" I just did from hearing the intro

SZA - Back Together: 9 FT. TAME IMPALA!?

Taylor Swift - Let's Go (Battle): 7 Screw this, I wanted an actual Taylor Swift fighting theme. That title had me wanting some intense Street Fighter theme song type shit

The Weeknd - Do It: 8 Not liking how much his voice is in my ear at the end

Unknown Band - The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: 8 Story reminds me of that Reply All episode about a guy trying to find a long lost song stuck in his head. Have to imagine there's thousands of songs like this forgotten in time

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