I know you're out there. I can feel the wet spot in my pants. I know that you're ready... you're ready for us. You're ready for gonewild. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how use the interwebs. I came here to tell you to get nekid. I'm going to sign on this chat, and then I'm going to show these people what they want to see. I'm going to show them a world without clothing. A world without (many)rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

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p.s.
Take the blue pill. You wont regret it.

FYI
Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours....