80s Divas Comebacks

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Album: I Feel For You: In a time where we're going back to 80s sounds so often, this is the kind of production that doesn't show up as much. Incredibly dated and yet that plus quality is what makes it so fun & memorable to hear nowadays

This Is My Night: 10 NBA Hang Time for the SNES type beat

Stronger Than Before: 10 Anybody else getting city pop vibes from thi- [user is Triple Scorpion Kicked by darj]

My Love Is Alive: 8 Somebody wearing sunglasses and clad in reflective silver produced this

Eye to Eye: 7 Nice guitar solo

La Flamme: 8 They literally don't make songs like this anymore

I Feel For You: 8 For god's sake Chaka let him rock you

Hold Her: 10 Holy moly! Now that's a smasha, it's 1AM and I'm grooving in bed

Through the Fire: 7 Sucks that we don't live in the timeline where I feel like popping The College Dropout on after this

Caught in the Act: 6 C.I.T.A. Chaka Ikhan Transportation Agency

Chinatown: 5 Now why is there Chinese symbols in the Spotify lyrics

Album: Heart of Stone: Back half fell off, got a little tiring & kept it from being something extremely special overall, but very strong & fun bit of 80s heartland/stadium rock in the first part

If I Could Turn Back Time: 9 Very heartland rockish now that I'm actively listening to it

Just Like Jesse James: 8 Hold on is this Cher album gonna be a poppier heartland rock? Let me recalibrate

You Wouldn't Know Love: 10 I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.

Heart of Stone: 9 Great buildup

Still In Love With You: 8 You're simply the best! Better than all the rest!

Love On a Rooftop: 9 Cher impersonating a Springsteen song with extra stadium power ballad schmaltz

Emotional Fire: 10 I need to do a jump kick, that's how hype that got me

All Because of You: 7 Glad it wasn't just a cooldown track

Does Anybody Really Fall In Love Anymore?: 5 No. Society,

Starting Over: 6 What is this space harmonica

Kiss To Kiss: 6 Dark fictional city that seems a little seedy but like crime is never actually described in the story and you get the feeling it doesn't actually exist here type track

After All (Love Theme From Chances Are): 6 Ah fuck, it's Peter Cetera

Album: Private Dancer: No but seriously what the hell was that Beatles cover

I Might Have Been Queen: 9 A my shoulders are bouncing up & down kind of funky riff

What's Love Got to Do with It: 9 Smoky as hell voice. That said all I can think about is the Community Dean Pelton costumes scene

Show Some Respect: 6 This song ending up in a rate against Aretha??? What Did She Know

I Can't Stand the Rain: 6 Need to hear the version where Missy sampled this

Private Dancer: 9 That sax sets the entire tone

Let's Stay Together: 8 Hard to top the original, so I like that it's gets a teensy bit weird with it

Better Be Good to Me: 9 She's a bunch of fun on this, elevates the material

Steel Claw: 8 Not sure if it entirely worked but I'm so happy she swung this way that I gotta follow track 3 & show some respect

Help: 2 Deadass what.

1984: 8 Is there Tina Turner canon lore I was supposed to know before this or

Album: Who's Zoomin' Who?: Consistently good album with only one meh track.

Freeway Of Love: 8 What do you think Aretha would've put on the aux

Another Night: 8 That moment where the solo drums follow her singing melody absolutely rocked, best single moment in the rate

Sweet Bitter Love: 8 Yeah baby it's the strings

Who's Zoomin' Who?: 9 Okay, zoomer

Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves: 9 This is custom built for a positive montage of stock footage of women all over the world. Like if that's not the music video I'm gonna be stunned

Until You Say You Love Me: 4

Ain't Nobody Ever Loved You: 8 Pointing at people entering the room and going "who's that institution"

Push: 7 They threw everything they had at that one

Integrity: 11 A pop/soul icon ending her comeback with a beautiful closer AND she likes the big boys. Legend status

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