[FR] Day Heat

>Day Heat in Equestria
>”-With a low of 89 degrees in the evening.”
>Everyone present lets out a groan as Pinkie shuts off the radio.
>You lay your head on the table as Mr. Cake brings you your drink.
“Thanks.”
>Taking a sip, your shake has already melted to a liquid state.
“I fucking hate summers here.”
>Rarity smacks you upside the head, fanning herself off while she does.
>”Language, Anonymous.”
>You throw the mare a glare, sipping your warmish milkshake.
>Applejack flops off her table and drags herself to your side, panting and sweating heavily.
>”A-Anon has every right ta cuss. Fuck this heaaaaat.”
>She slams her head against the table, groaning.
>Taking her stetson off, you place your shake on her head.
>”Thank ya Anon”
“Anytime buddy.”
>As you contemplate every possible way to kill the heat, Twilight enters the bakery.
>”Good news everyone!”
>You, the three mare's, and the cakes all look to the excited Unicorn.
>”Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are going to manipulate the rain and create a temporary public pool!”
>The room is filled with the noise of all of you making a break for the door.
>Twilight's bright smile is replaced with a look that can only be described as -deer in the headlights- like.
>Before the mare can be trampled, you pick her up and carry her as the group rushes out the building.
>”Thank you Anon!”
“No thanky. Pool. Where?”
>Twilight points in a direction and you run towards it, followed by your pony posse.
>As you run, many ponies walking the streets ask what is going on.
>They all get the same answer; pool.
>Nearing the edge of town, you start to notice that there are much more hooves stomping than you started with.
>You risk a glance behind and see that there is a literal stampede of ponies behind you.
>That same look Twilight had is now plastered on your face as you run ahead of the galloping death.
“How much farther?!”
>”Just a few more hundred feet!”
>Groaning, you endure the run as you carry the dorkish mare.
>Knowing full well if you stop or slow down, the two of you will be trampled.


>Panting, you finally reach the fenced off pool, dropping Twilight as the stampede comes to a screeching halt.
>The herd speaks in unison.
>”POOL!”
>They all rush past you, ignoring the wheezing and wet human.
>Twilight trots up to you and plants a kiss on your forehead.
>”Thanks again Anon~”
“*Wheeze, wheeze* fu- *wheeze* fuck *hack* you.”
>She giggles as she walks towards the huge fence containing the liquid salvation.
>Ponies are pressing their bodies up against it, eyes fixated on the water.
>After a few more moments of ponies grinding against each other to get even an inch closer to the pool; Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and about a dozen more Pegasi fly on top of the gate.
>”Hey there everypony! Are you ready to cool down?”
>The crowd bellows out.
>”YES!”
>”I can't hear you!”
>The cocky mare brings a hoof to her ear and smirks.
>”YES!!!”
>She chuckles as she and the other Pegasi grab the gate, lifting it up.
>As the gate ascends, ponies of all ages are rushing for the water.
>You smile and stand, making your way to the water.
>Before you are within splashing range, Fluttershy and Dash stop you.
>The rainbow maned mare raises a hoof as she flutters in the air.
>”Hold up Anon! We can't let you in.”
“Excuse me?”
>Flutteshy lands, stepping forward as she hides behind her mane.
>”W-We can't let you in dressed like that. It's against the rules.”
>Nodding, you start to head for the side closest to Rarity.
“All right, let me just go get Rarity to make me some-”
>Dash keeps you from advancing any further, eyes locked with yours.
>”No bothering the pool goers.”
“How am I supposed to get a swimsuit made if I can't talk to Rarity?”
>Dash gives you a wicked smirk, eying you up and down.
“Oh hell no!”
>Fluttershy walks behind you, flying up to try and lift your shirt.
>”G-Guess you'll have to swim nude~”
>You push the mare off and step back.
“Come on guys! This isn't just cruel, it's fucking inhumane!”
>The mares look at each other then to you.
>”We're not human.”
>You smack your forehead, gritting your teeth.
“I'm not stripping to my boxers just to use your pool.”
>Dash raises an eyebrow.
>”Who said you could wear boxers?”
“Are you fucking kidd-”
>Applejack hollers, grabbing your attention.
>”Anon! Hurry on up! Tha waters great!”
>”Indeed! It's absolutely wonderful!”
>Looking to Rarity, who is lounging on some sort of inflatable pool chair, you yell back.
“These two aren't letting me in!”
>Rarity and Applejack stare at each other before exiting the pool.
>”What do you mean darling?”
“Just that. They won't let me in unless I strip.”
>Applejack gives the two Pegasi a scowl.
>”Why not? Anon's sufferin' from tha heat just as much as anypony else.”
>”Hey, he's wearing clothes and we're just letting it all hang out. Does that sound fair to you?”
>Rarity steps next to you, pulling you by your hand towards the pool.
>”Anon is a human! It is indecent for him to expose his bare form.”
>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy grab your other arm, pulling back.
>”I-It's not fair then! W-Why should Anon get special treatment when everyone else has to be naked? … Even if he is the only one with a visible dick.”
>You all stare at Fluttershy.
>The mare lets out an eep and hides behind her mane.
>Applejack takes advantage of the situation and helps Rarity pull you towards the pool.
>”C'mon Anon, let's cool off.”
>Dash lets out a whistle, causing the other Pegasi to land next to her, helping her keep you out of the pool.
>”The rules are the rules you two!”
>It seems your fight has caught the attention of the pool patrons.
>Twilight, Pinkie, the cakes, and some of the more liberal ponies are now behind Rarity and Applejack.
>A stallion with a huge afro and bloodshot eyes walks up next to you.
>”You can't like, force him to give up his culture man. If he doesn't want to be naked then, you know, he shouldn't have to be.”
>Twilight nods as the clearly stoner stallion finishes.
>”Yeah. You don't see us forcing you to not use your wings and walk everywhere.”
>One of the Pegasi steps forward pushing you back.
>”Well he isn't from here, so why should we?"
>The stoner gets up in the Pegasus's face.
>”Like, neither were you! We all are immigrants here man. Don't try and act all high and mighty just because you got here before him.”
>This can't end well.
>A bunch of ponies getting at each others throats in this heat?
>Trouble is a brewing.
>Looking around, more Pegasus have landed.
>Some of the more conservative Earth and Unicorn ponies are with them.
>”Hey! We founded this land. If he doesn't want to live by our rules then he can just leave.”
>Oh shit, politics.
>Each side is getting closer to each other, staring daggers to one another.
>Stepping back, you notice that only Fluttershy is still holding you.
>”Is political conflict your fetish Anon?”
>Glaring at the mare, you toss her into the crowd.
>They take this as a sign of aggression and start to beat the crap out of each other.
>Those that didn't side, and were lounging in the pool, are fleeing.
>Dash manages to escape the crowd, scuffed and sporting a black eye.
>”Way to go Anon! Look what you did!”
“What I did?! Bitch, are y- Never mind. Get me Pinkie.”
>”Why should I?”
“Do you want to explain to the police AND the wonderbolts how you started a political riot and manipulated the weather?”
>The mare is silent for a few moments before going to grab Pinkie.
>As Pinkie emerges from the crowd untouched, she is sporting a smile while holding some poor fools teeth in her hoof.
>”Hey Nonny! Don't worry, we'll beat the bullies back then we can all chill in the pool together!”
“Whoa whoa whoa! Pinkie, I actually have a better plan.”
>She cocks her head and is staring at you with anticipation.
>”Does it involve Pina Coladas?”
“It could. Just listen closely, you too Dash.”


>You, Dash, and Pinkie return to the brawl fifteen minutes later with a large amount of supplies being carried in a cart behind you.
“Okay, Dash, take the drinks and ice into that cloud and be ready when I say so.”
>”This better work monkey.”
>The surly mare takes to the skies, carrying crates into the clouds.
“Pinkie, set up the cannons and stereos.”
>”Okie dokie lokie!”
>As Pinkie starts to do her task, you begin yours.
>After five minutes of prep time, you are all ready.
>Pinkie hands you a microphone and nods.
>Tapping to check if it's working, you shout out.
“Everypony STOOOOOOOOP!”
>The brawling ponies stop as your voice screeches through out the immediate area.
“Oh, okay. Ahem, I have a few words I would like to say. You are all fucking stupid!”
>Both sides boo and toss things at you.
“Now now, listen. You all decided to bring politics into a nice relaxing day at the pool. You started shitting all over the day. Now look at yourselves! Are any of you having any fun?”
>A few ponies raise their hooves while most of them shake their head.
“Those of you raising your hooves, you're assholes. Plain and simple, you're assholes. The rest of you though, you should know better. Why ruin a nice day by bringing your personal opinions into it? Especially one's on something so controversial.”
>A majority of ponies on both sides nod and start to apologize to each other.
“Good. Now then, let's get back to having fun. Pinkie, hit it!”
>The party animal slams a cassette into a giant boombox.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRGd0gD0QNE
>The crowd seems to be enjoying the song, a few of the beaten ponies start to smile while looking at each other.
>Small laughs are being shared as they check each other.
“Dash, you too.”
>A large cloud forms over the group, raining various summer drinks.
>The laughs get louder and the crowd gets a bit more friendly.
>Stoner pony seems to be shaking some of the Pegasi's hooves while apologizing.
>As the ponies start to head back to the pool, you switch the song in the box.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQKqhoc_vc
>Pinkie smiles at you, knowing that you just started a party from a fight.
>Fluttershy flies up next to you.
>She is badly beaten while missing some teeth.
>”I-Is having a block party your fetish Anon?”
“Maybe. Hey, Applejack! Rarity!”
>The two mares are sharing a drink while talking.
>They turn their attention to you when you call.
>”Yeah Anon?”
“Either of you want to fuck?”
>Rarity shrugs while Applejack tosses you her stetson towards you.
>You put it on and decide to enjoy the party before you take these two back to your place.
>Dash flies down before you can meet up with your soon to be bedmates.
>”You're still not allowed to go in the pool.”
>You pat her face and look her dead in the eyes.
“It's raining Pina Colada, Lemonade, Kool-aid, and Margarita drops. I'm pretty sure I don't need the pool now. Oh, and I'm going to be tapping that later.”
>Dash looks to her friends and nods.
>”Fair enough. Err, sorry about... you know.”
“Being a bit of a hormone driven bitch? It's cool.”
>Fluttershy clings to your leg, looking up at you.
>”I'm sorry too Anon... C-Can I watch?”
“No.”
>You kick the mare into the crowd who toss her around like a beach ball.
>After a couple hours of summer block partying, you take the two drunk mares back to your place.
>You won't be getting any sleep tonight, gonna be to busy
>Fucking Applejack and Rarity.