Unrelated, but I have often wondered, "what if MetalJesusRocks transitioned"

in the year 2077 you will go to the doctor to get a CRT augment for the Signal converter in your Body.
a man whose chrome arm gleamed brighter than his smile, grunted as I slumped onto the grease-stained examination table.
"Converter crapping out, eh? Knew it wouldn't last forever. Those pre-Siwa Administration relics were never meant for the new hotness."
"But you have a solution for me, right doc? I need this augment, I'm the main circuit boy at my local Melee bracket."
"I did, but your tox report just came in, and this new shit will make marshmallow out of your bones if we install this today, how much time have you got?"
"at least five weeks before the next event."
"okay, great, thats plenty of time to start you on HRT."
"doc?"
The Doc Pockets his ippPad and performs a breast lifting motion not unlike what I had seen in a recent Fortnite Victory Dance compo.
"it's the only way to get this board to properly chain with that interface if yours, additional benefits notwithstanding."
Reports soon come out on the growing CRT compatible HRT market that has developed within neoWisconsin