how did i get here im smarter than this
who am i kidding im covered in piss!

what started out as friendly conversation
turned into urinal abomination.

the daily morning drive boring and mundane
saw a homeless man on the side of the lane

Had a simple request 5 dollars cash
thought why not and opened my sash

still wanted change in the back of my mind
any deviation from the daily grind

powerless to fight the systems oppression
only recourse is a homo session

asked the kind soul and he obliged
could see the faggotry in his eyes

im falling and i cant turn back
get me out of this deathtrap before i crack

he pull down his pants and i do mine
piercing on his taint not a good sign

too late to go back i must persist
feel like a black man when he resists

this is the cost of American freedom
getting sodomized by a homeless random

is it worth it? is this what i really want?
i dont mean the gay of course thats not what i want

he claps my cheeks, just make it fast
all i want is the rat race back

enters my body like pushing rope
twas at this moment i said nope

hadnt even considered why he so eager
gay homeless man quite and intruiger

wasnt til too late i found out what he want
memory to this day is a constant haunt

had a warm feeling, hoped it was over
experiment complete, no hangover

all too late i realized this liquid aint jazz
no sir i have piss in my ass (piss piss)

so here i am on the side of the road (ass ass)
late for work, no gas, and piss in my ass

homeless man runs away
waste of my entire day

got fired too i couldn't come
no more money that wasn't fun

word spread around and i left town
years had passed since that went down

waiting in line at the grocery store
another slow day another bore

short man ragged clothes stands behind me
visceral fear from what i see

seemed oddly familiar till he leaned to say
remember that time i p'd in your a

piss piss
piss in my ass
piss piss
piss in my ass

and none of this would happen if i didnt get gay

piss piss
piss in my ass
piss piss
piss in my ass
piss piss.