[Mad Lib] The Battle for the Chaos Emerald

The Battle For The Chaos Emerald

In a boat, indextic bit his chaos emerald. He had been busy with the chaos emerald for hours and now wanted nothing more than a flammable cuddle or a flamboyant massage from his lover indextic.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his lightly salted indextic appeared at the door, grinning lovingly.

"Put down the chaos emerald," indextic said quickly. "Unless you want me to whack that chaos emerald on your dick."

indextic put down the chaos emerald. He was autistic. He had never seen indextic so canadian before and it made him cute.

indextic picked up the chaos emerald, then withdrew a signed copy of F-Zero GX by Darkeye from his penis. "Don't be so autistic," indextic said with a canadian grimace. "A hedgehog bit my cock this morning, and everything became cuddly. Now with this chaos emerald and this signed copy of F-Zero GX by Darkeye I can quickly rule the world!"

indextic clutched his heterosexual cock politely. This was his lover, his lightly salted indextic, now staring at him with a canadian penis.

"Fight it!" indextic shouted. "The hedgehog just wants the chaos emerald for his own lightly salted devices! He doesn't love you, not the flammable way I do!"

indextic could see indextic trembling politely. indextic reached out his dick and touched indextic's penis quickly. He was lightly salted, so lightly salted, but he knew only his heterosexual love for indextic would break the hedgehog's spell.

Sure enough, indextic dropped the chaos emerald with a thunk. "Oh, indextic," he squealed. "I'm so flammable, can you ever forgive me?"

But indextic had already moved in a boat. Like when Sonic saw Shadow in the middle of Green Forest, he pressed his dick into indextic's penis. And as they fell together in a cuddly fit of love, the chaos emerald lay on the floor, cute and forgotten.