Alt Twitter Memes

A NOTE: Just because these are short doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say. I just wanted to keep these short and sweet.




Dalton & Albino: you guys get your own individual ones later down but I just wanted to say that you guys are such a cute couple and your tweets at each other make my day when I see them (and I usually hate that shit).

Orca: The real SGDQ 2015 homie. Always keeping it real and always offering good advice to my real ass tweets. Good friend.

Shasta: The real squeak squad couch homie. You're super into streaming and speedrun culture and you want the best for the community which I admire.

Nos: The real "not a furry" homie. I've learned a lot about butts from you. Wish we played melee or something when i lived in nova but eh you're still a really good friend.

woofer: the real nasa homie. Political discussions with you are always fun and shitposting is even more fun. A really good friend of mine and I hope to Iji 2p1c at agdq with you.

Peanut: Real teaching me about Brazil homie. I relate to you a lot with the struggles you post. I hope you get laid.

Supreme: The real SFW alt homie You've given me a lot of good advice over the past year or so and it's nice having mature discussions with you.

Albino: The stuff you said about me but about you.

Diamond: The real "sorry I slept through your sgdq run" homie. Sorry about that :,<. You're really dedicated to speedrunning and I admire that. When is fsa

Jeff (joychem): The real don't know you as well as I would like homie. You seem cool though and making cali-thon is super legit.

Mamgar: The real gave me free bionicle homie. Wish I hung out with you more at a/sgdq 2016.

sgrunt: The real pun homie. Wish I knew you better but you have a nice couch.

Dalton: The real "i'm an asshole to you and I feel bad about it" homie. I really like you and I'm sorry we didn't hang out much at sgdq.

Apasher: The real black oot 100% wr holder homie. Fun times at SGDQ and you're a good friend to talk to :)

Jeff (the albw one): The real all hint ghosts homie. Basically the white apasher.

Nman: The real nice hair homie. Seriously you have great hair. You're a great guy too and I hope to hang out with you more at future events.

Fozzy: The real canada homie. Sorry for being a tight ass at sgdq 2015 and looking like a dweeb. You're a really good friend.

Alien: The real "follows my alt but not my main" homie. Good oot runner.

Sam: the real Hey :)) Homie. You're a good person and I'm sorry you go through a lot of shit from what I've seen :(

Hazel: The real #FetishFriday homie. I really like reading your alt and you're a super good friend even though we've only known each other a short time. and I hope we become even better friends to come :)

Ing: Real fucked up tweets homie. You're one of my favorite people on the internet and I consider you to be a good friend. Also it's only gay if you like it.

aron: The real OOT3d homie. You're also white apasher.

Ham: The real homie. Ham I relate to you so much and I had the time of my life at sgdq mostly because I got to hang out with you and Dan. I wish we did voice chats or something more often because you really are like my best friend.



AND FINALLY


@everyone: The realest homies. I know my alt is super messed up at times and hard to swallow (heh) but it's a place to get my thoughts out which helps my mental state greatly. I love you all.

-VB