Androgynous

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Album: Touch: A little bit rough. Like it's good, didn't hate it, but not that much I'm heavily passionate about. Never really reaches that next gear overall

Here Comes the Rain Again: 7 Music for looking through a full height window at an overcast sky. Also its the 80s and you're in a troupe doing an interpretive dance

Regrets: 5 Feels a bit too bare, though the last minute packs a bit of life in it

Right By Your Side: 7 I'm grooving with the most concerned look on my face rn

Cool Blue: 6

Who's That Girl?: 8 Love when its gets all stabby near the end, tbh its the bite this album is needing

The First Cut: 10 Makes me wanna pull my giant David Byrne jacket out of the closet

Aqua: 4 I don't necessarily mind repetitive, but that was rough.

No Fear, No Hate, No Pain (No Broken Hearts): 6 Their intros do a great job at making me feel like a sci-fi noir detective

Paint A Rumour: 6 There's little moments that are nice, like the funky bassline appearance, or some of the neater synth chirps, but its just not a strong song overall

Album: Nightclubbing: Sound feels a bit too cold & distant to really hit my tastes, but I see the appeal and still a good album overall. Grace has a good presence on record

Walking in the Rain: 7 Eurythmics could learn a thing from this about seeing rain positively

Pull Up to the Bumper: 10 WAP 🤝 Pull Up to the Bumper: Trying to fit a large car into a tiny space

Use Me: 7 Perfect use of that clap percussion

Nightclubbing: 5 The bad news is I didn't like this nearly as much as the OG Nightclubbing. The good news is that it still easily beats out Nightclubbing homage and by far my least favorite LCD Soundsystem song Somebody's Calling Me

Art Groupie: 7

I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango): 8 Oh the word tango is literally in the title. Well hell, I don't have any comment ideas now

Feel Up: 6 Help is the lyric really "your dreams aren't real" what does that mean

Demolition Man: 8 Oozes cool

I've Done It Again: 8 Grace Jones 🤝 LCD Soundsystem: I was thereeeee

Album: Controversy: This feels like a breath of fresh air. Just infectious and lively, great album even if it can't be played on the aux

Controversy: 9 A lil corny in spots, but the beat's got the punchiness I want and enjoy and just aren't getting from a lot of songs in this rate.

Sexuality: 7 Spoken word interlude done right

Do Me, Baby: 8 Makes me wanna drop my headphones and leave the room quietly so Prince can do his thing

Private Joy: 10 Congrats, you got through nearly three whole minutes of Prince's sex moans, now let's dance!

Ronnie, Talk to Russia: 8 None of us want to hear me comment on politics just keep movin

Let's Work: 9 Got Damn that's funky

Annie Christian: 7

Jack U Off: 9 They banned me from the sockhop for spinning this

Album: Let's Dance: Guessing this is a terrible David Bowie album to have as your first, huh

Modern Love: 11 I'm not permitted to listen to this downtown because otherwise I'll carelessly Frances Ha myself across entire city blocks with zero regard

China Girl: 7 "Oh, so Genius says it's actually about 'invasion and exploitation.'" Saying this, he casually threw aside a large rock

Let's Dance: 9 If this is Bowie selling out, then I'm buying in!

Without You: 4 This was just flat

Ricochet: 5 Partly spoken word chorus through a megaphone, weird ass beat, sounded like a man dry heaved at some point, what the hell is this song

Criminal World: 7 All my points are for the instrumentals I have no idea what's going on lyrically

Cat People (Putting Out Fire): 8 God bless you, furry firefighters of the world. This one's for you

Shake It: 4 Saying "Metro Station outsold" to a David Bowie song feels legitimately illegal and yet

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