Sparda/Eva things

[22:13:38] IBLiS: (Imagine Person A telling stupid stories and corny jokes to Person B’s grave.)
[22:13:42] IBLiS: (this one actually got me though)
[22:13:48] IBLiS: (i paused)
[22:13:51] IBLiS: ('...oh no')
[22:13:53] Sir Nitbits: no
[22:18:50] Sir Nitbits: imagine that with Sparda/Eva
[22:19:00] IBLiS: i didn't think it could get worse
[22:19:02] IBLiS: but you just
[22:19:04] IBLiS: threw that one out there
[22:19:09] Sir Nitbits: we don't talk enough about Eva dealing with Sparda's disappearance
[22:19:13] Sir Nitbits: probably for this reason
[22:19:24] IBLiS: she wouldn't even have a grave
[22:19:39] IBLiS: maybe she just
[22:19:43] IBLiS: goes out to the garden
[22:19:45] IBLiS: and imagine he's there
[22:19:54] IBLiS: that's where he'd like to be, she thinks
[22:20:02] Sir Nitbits: stop
[22:20:21] Sir Nitbits: I changed my mind I want to go back
[22:21:04] IBLiS: and she'll tell him how dante climbed a tree yesterday and got too scared to come down
[22:21:07] IBLiS: what a little monkey
[22:22:38] IBLiS: ok no you're right i can't do this
[22:22:42] IBLiS: get me off this wild ride
[22:42:15] IBLiS: "Imagine person A of your OTP is pregnant, and is really far along (like the later 8 months) and person B has the habit of talking to the baby with their ear pressed against person A’s pregnant belly. Suddenly, while B is talking to the baby, they kick really hard against B’s cheek."

more fuel for your AWFUL FIRE
[22:42:37] Sir Nitbits: which one tho
[22:42:47] IBLiS: ANY OF THEM
[22:42:55] IBLiS: THOUGH I AM THINKING OF ONE IN PARTICULAR
[22:43:03] Sir Nitbits: WHICH ONE
[22:43:15] Sir Nitbits: I'M THINKING OF AT LEAST THREE AND THEY'RE ALL EQUALLY CUTE
[22:43:39] Sir Nitbits: Dante is so the one who kicks Sparda in the face tho
[22:44:09] IBLiS: a b s o l u t e l y
[22:44:22] Sir Nitbits: (Vergil doing that at all would be cute)
[22:44:24] Sir Nitbits: (and he would)
[22:44:28] Sir Nitbits: (fight me, he so would)
[22:44:42] IBLiS: he's not even baffled
[22:44:44] IBLiS: it's just too cute
[22:45:25] Sir Nitbits: I'm not sure which you're referring to again but both tbh
[22:45:42] Sir Nitbits: Sparda just mystified by it entirely
[22:45:51] IBLiS: bnabes
[22:45:55] IBLiS: a beautiful mystery
[22:46:10] Sir Nitbits: Vergil would be kind of embarrassed but also aw
[23:11:28] IBLiS: "Imagine Person A of your OTP take a lot of pictures of Person B. Person B discovers the file of photographs, and asks Person A why there are so many. Person A confesses that, should something ever happen to Person B, they don’t want to forget what Person B looked like. Some time later, Person A dies or disappears, leaving Person B without a single photograph of their face."

AWFUL FIRE CONTINUES
[23:12:08] Sir Nitbits: don't even touch that one wow don't
[23:12:20] IBLiS: that one physically pained me
[23:12:20] IBLiS: i
[23:12:20] IBLiS: no
[23:12:21] IBLiS: no
[23:12:24] IBLiS: she had to have at least /one/
[23:12:42] Sir Nitbits: (she has her little boys)
[23:12:47] Sir Nitbits: fuck no, that's worse
[23:12:59] IBLiS: no no no that is /way/ worse
[23:18:12] Sir Nitbits: they had to have family photos
[23:18:36] Sir Nitbits: and I think Sparda would want pictures of her w/ himself and the boys with him and things
[23:18:51] IBLiS: memory is too precious