How Indextic got MM any% WR

Indextic gets the MM any% WR, how the fuck this happened

7 am, waking up in the morning, ingx24 wakes up from his nap. "Here's to another day without my WR being taken!" and marked it on his calendar. Before the school bus, ing checked twitchtv to see if anybody was doing any% runs.

Nobody was, it was safe to go to school.

Meanwhile, in the Atlantic Ocean, Indextic woke up to the sound of ing, fucking failing schoolwork before duedate. For whatever reason, Indextic said to himself "Hi, I'm talking to myself" then proceeded to do a MM any% WR attempt.

Turning on his computer, Indextic quickly wanted to check for a new route. He asked Razor if he had a couple theories, to which he replied: "here is a list."

He never gave Indextic that list, but Indextic found it posted on his facebook page. After liking Razor's status, Indextic started his run.

A total of 5 people got emailed "Indextic is streaming 'MM Any% WR attempts' and a total of 2 people tuned in to watch: himself, as an alt, and horror, to make sure nobody was disobeying him.

The run begins, he does cycle 1 like normal. Then he does cycle 2 like normal. He gets the world record.

"Well that was easy."

Feeling bold, Indextic wonders if he should do another attempt. Logging on to yahoo answers, he asks "why the fuck did i make a yahoo answers account?"

He then proceeds to do another run. For the first Razor theory, it is suggested that he turn into human link cycle 1 with the right combination of buttons. Indextic tests this by whippin out the gameshark and uses the right combination of buttons to input a cheat that allow this.

"This is the run" Indextic says to himself as he resets and starts over. He got a 12.8 and went on. Half way through tick tock he realized he wasnt going for 70 and turned off sm64 30 seconds ahead of WR.

Back to MM, Indextic says "well i have the record now, time to upload it" and then did the exact opposite.

the end