Billboard 2014

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Pharrell Williams - Happy: 6 Such a neutral song

Katy Perry feat. Juicy J - Dark Horse: 4

John Legend - All of Me: 7 Sappy but my dad likes it so

Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX - Fancy: 7 Everybody gets one. Oh no not the slur

OneRepublic - Counting Stars: 9 Is this OneRepublic's finest moment?

Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz - Talk Dirty: 4 Divebombed right at the last second

Magic! - Rude: 4 I am listening to Rude by Magic!

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass: 5

Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea - Problem: 6 To this day I'm still not sure how I feel about the chorus (Also since she referenced it please do our Jay-Z rate featuring 99 Problems when it begins in September!)

Sam Smith - Stay With Me: 7

Pitbull feat. Ke$ha - Timber: 10 Only biggity boys and diggity dogs know what's up

Bastille - Pompeii: 9 Still great honestly

Taylor Swift - Shake it Off: 7 Crafted in a lab to be the perfect middle school pep rally song

Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong: 7

DJ Snake and Lil Jon - Turn Down For What: 8

Eminem feat. Rihanna - The Monster: 5

A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera - Say Something: 7 Honestly they struck gold on the first line. And the third line's delivery too, he sounds so pitiful in a good way. The rest is just okay but they really hit on that

Lorde - Team: 8 Taking a point away for closing her show with this instead of Green Light, I've held this grudge for six years and now I finally have a way to settle it

Passenger - Let Her Go: 5 Insane love strat but you just gotta let him play it out I guess

Lorde - Royals: 5 Taking a point away for getting in between Let Her Go & Let It Go on the songlist

Idina Menzel - Let it Go: 7 Saw a post earlier today reminding everybody about Jelsa. What a time that was. Anyway I don't remember this bridge at all this song is all chorus to me

Avicii - Wake Me Up: 7

Imagine Dragons - Demons: 3 Imagine Dragons being bad cause they're too normal sounding feels weird

One Direction - Story of My Life: 7

Sia - Chandelier: 7

Iggy Azalea feat. Rita Ora - Black Widow: 1 No

Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang: 6 Infamous bad girl 2014 Ariana Grande

Disclosure feat. Sam Smith - Latch: 10 Don't know if Sam Smith will ever be able to top their peak as one of EDM's best hired guns

Maroon 5 - Maps: 6

Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne, French Montana, Too Short, Tyga - Loyal: 5

American Authors - Best Day of my Life: 1 Evil, impure. This is the devil's music

Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High): 7

Calvin Harris - Summer: 9 Where's that dog at. Where's that smug ass dog right now

Charli XCX - Boom Clap: 10 Before Brat Summer it was Boom Clap Summer

Beyoncé feat. Jay-Z - Drunk in Love: 7 🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda: 8 Guys I think she has a big ass

Ariana Grande feat. Zedd - Break Free: 7 All-timer pronunciation of "am"

Enrique Inglesias feat. Descemer Bueno and Gente de Zona - Bailando: 7 This was a 2014 song? Always thought it was 00s

Ellie Goulding - Burn: 7 Looking forward to the appearance of Ellie Goulding Glitching this weekend

Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg - Wiggle: 6 This is bad but an audacious level of bad that microwaved my brain enough to give it an okay score but not enough to reach the quirky high scores

Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne - Rather Be: 10 The best song of 2014

Jeremih feat. YG - Don't Tell 'Em: 9 DJ Mustard really having two Eurodance sampling tracks back-to-back on the Year-End Hot 100, honestly good shit

Kid Ink feat. Chris Brown - Show Me: 6 The Show Me Love sample's doing the heavily lifting

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball: 5 The song that launched a thousand irritating parodies

Justin Timberlake - Not a Bad Thing: 2 Did he just use "fuck around and find out" in a romantic way? What am I even doing here

Katy Perry - Roar: 4 She tried to do Fireworks again but even blander

Paramore - Ain't It Fun: 11 This is an oasis in the desert of this list

Aloe Blacc - The Man: 8 Honestly really hits when used as the goes to commercial track during sports games. Shoutout the 2014 NFL Draft

Florida Georgia Line feat. Luke Bryan - This is How We Roll: 5 Insane flow (both complimentary & derogatory)

MKTO - Classic: 6 I know Hepburn, Beyonce, and Marilyn, but who the hell is Massive?

Coldplay - A Sky Full of Stars: 7

Ed Sheeran - Don't: 6 Gets a bit too wordy in that final verse

Trey Songz - Na Na: 6

Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga: 8

Drake feat. Majid Jordan - Hold On, We're Going Home: 10 I do like Drake with the melodies though

Ed Sheeran - Sing: 7

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive: 7 If this was the Kendrick version it might've been the 11

YG feat. Jeezy and Rich Homie Quan - My N*gga: 7

Echosmith - Cool Kids: 2 ...Did the Cool Kids make this?

Avicii - Hey Brother: 7 Another country song?

Jason Derulo - Trumpets: 6 I don't want think about Katy Perry's bra any more this week sorry

Maroon 5 - Animals: 5 Hit em with that Adam Levine awooo

Jason Aldean - Burnin' it Down: 3 I definitely did not commit rate fraud and skip around to only listen to 5 second segments

Luke Bryan - Play It Again: 6 Doing this rate in reverse order and seeing Aldean is next so playing this again might be the call

Tinashe feat. ScHoolboy Q - 2 On: 9 Tinashe rubbing her hands at her songlist placement in this rate

Florida Georgia Line - Dirt: 5 Not terrible? Congrats!

OneRepublic - Love Runs Out: 7

Brantley Gilbert - Bottoms Up: 2 Dude's voice is just not suited to rock

Becky G - Shower: 5 Meh as a whole, but shoutout those background la's

Rixton - Me and My Broken Heart: 4 Maroon 5's mom told them they had to let their little brother play music maker too

Martin Garrix - Animals: 9 See previous praise during EDM rate

Rich Gang feat. Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan - Lifestyle: 7

Kenny Chesney - American Kids: 8 Pumped full of cliches but sounds good doing it

Sara Bareilles - Brave: 8

The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather: 8 The alt-pop rock leaning Tumblr users were never the same after this

Sam Hunt - Leave the Light On: 4 It's not like I want to have countryphobia, but I'm not really having the pick of the litter here

Chris Brown feat. Usher and Rick Ross - New Flame: 7 Wow what a solid Usher song

Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good: 8 Insanely basic but not necessarily bland. It's a nice listen

Dierks Bentley - Drunk on a Plane: 8 I appreciate him clarifying that the pilot WILL NOT be bought drinks

Katy Perry - Birthday: 6

Lady Antebellum - Bartender: 7

Naughty Boy feat. Sam Smith - La La La: 7

Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell Williams - Blurred Lines: 5 Stopping this before the halfway point so it doesn't scrobble

Lady Gaga feat. Christina Aguilera - Do What U Want: 7

Shakira feat. Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You: 6

5 Seconds of Summer - Amnesia: 4 This is legit gonna put me to sleep I gotta pause to floss & brush my teeth before finishing this just in case [RATER'S NOTE: I paused and fell asleep anyway]

T.I. feat. Iggy Azalea - No Mediocre: 6 Don't make the obvious snarky remark don't make the obvious snarky remark don't make the obvious snarky remark

KONGOS - Come With Me Now: 7 This made Top 100? Huge for the "songs that could soundtrack a Borderlands intro" genre

Lil Wayne feat. Drake - Believe Me: 6 Was actually gonna give it a more positive score, but started to drag moments before whatever that outro was

Mike WiLL Made-It feat. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J - 23: 3 No way Michael Jordan has heard this song, cause if he knew what Miley did in his name he would've hopped in the recording booth that day to drop a remix

Jake Owen - Beachin': 7 An ice cold beer & a hammock just appeared in front of me, I'm livin dudes

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. ScHoolboy Q and Hollis - White Walls: 5 This chorus is dragging it down so badly tbh

5 Seconds of Summer - She Looks So Perfect: 8 Oh, the lyric is "arrowed heart," I legit could not comprehend it

Zedd feat. Hayley Williams - Stay the Night: 9 Definitely one of the better pop EDM collabs

Beyoncé - Partition: 7 Maybe I'll regret this

ScHoolboy Q feat. BJ the Chicago Kid - Studio: 7

Drake - 0 to 100 / The Catch Up: 6

Lee Brice - I Don't Dance: 7 If it's not two dudes' gay baseball song then I don't want it

Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood - Somethin' Bad: 5 Don't make the obvious snarky remark don't make the obvious snarky remark don't make the obvious snarky remark

Miley Cyrus - Adore You: 5 Undercooked

BONUS TRACKS

DJ Earworm Mashup - United State of Pop 2014 (Do What You Wanna Do): 7

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